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01-28-2016 , 11:28 PM


*stolen from Matt Oswalt's Twitter acct
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01-29-2016 , 12:33 AM
Very curious if Michelle just admitted to being an idiot or said "irregardless, my point is still right!"
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01-29-2016 , 04:09 AM
And how has she been using the word "schlong"?
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01-29-2016 , 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
Btw I spent Thanskgiving at my step uncle's house in Tucson. They had some friend of the family who had a beard exactly like this:



Totally freaked me out. Wtf is going on there?

He likes to eat carrion?
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01-29-2016 , 05:33 AM
Facebook news in top left corner.

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1.) Sweden To Expel up to 80,000 refugees
F all these so called refugees because they are nothing but current and future murderers, rapist, terrorist and God only knows what else. Just look at what they have been doing in Germany and other European countries. Remember this is what your Islamic president Obama and others like Pelosi and Reed want to bring down the United States so that hey can continue their goal of taking down this country. PS: Assa... See More



2.) Paul Allen's Yacht Destroys 14,000 Square-Feet Of Coral

Are you freakin kidding me???? What is it with rich folks and nature????? It's not enough to kill endangered animals on land. Oh no now you want to tear up protected coral reef yet another home for rare and maybe undiscovered life. God has to be sick of this mess!
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01-29-2016 , 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn


*stolen from Matt Oswalt's Twitter acct
Michelle better be ****ing hot.
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01-29-2016 , 03:09 PM
That has to be trolling/joking right?
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01-29-2016 , 03:13 PM
Wtf is that ****
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01-29-2016 , 03:31 PM
Nah my niece has posted it and believed it.....looks like the USA zoomed in and pasted over the moon lol
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01-29-2016 , 04:01 PM
From an actor, in all seriousness:

"Wow. I just saw a headline that Tyler Perry shot his new film 'Boo! A Madea Halloween' in just six days. That's incredible. It normally takes months to produce a quality feature."
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01-29-2016 , 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
Combine those three images with a picture of this woman

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add a caption saying "the original beauty standard" and you have a guaranteed hit with the HAES (health at any size) and fat acceptance tumblrs and facebooks.

pic from this article: http://www.papermag.com/tess-hollida...571214668.html
jesus christ my eyes

why did i hit the spoiler. her upper arms are TUMORS!

Elbows too pointy?? elbows non-existant!
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01-29-2016 , 04:57 PM
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01-29-2016 , 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by WateryBoil
jesus christ my eyes

why did i hit the spoiler. her upper arms are TUMORS!

Elbows too pointy?? elbows non-existant!
Shut up man, she's a model.
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01-29-2016 , 07:25 PM
no fat shaming!
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01-29-2016 , 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by dlk9s
From an actor, in all seriousness:

"Wow. I just saw a headline that Tyler Perry shot his new film 'Boo! A Madea Halloween' in just six days. That's incredible. It normally takes months to produce a quality feature."
Haven't met a non-black person who liked a Tyler Perry film.
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01-29-2016 , 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S
lol
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01-29-2016 , 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by bdiddy131313


Lol. It's the US plastered over the moon.
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01-29-2016 , 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by kioshk
no fat shaming!

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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob
Haven't met a non-black person who liked a Tyler Perry film.
Most black people I know think he's a joke. It's a very specific subset of southern religious black people that he goes for I think.
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01-29-2016 , 08:16 PM
Yes, Tyler Perry only appeals to a specific subset of people. That's why he's routinely one of the biggest earners in Hollywood and has a net worth nearing a half a billion.

Last edited by minnesotasam; 01-29-2016 at 08:17 PM. Reason: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/tyler-perry-tops-list-highest-234181
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01-29-2016 , 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by bdiddy131313
Nah my niece has posted it and believed it.....looks like the USA zoomed in and pasted over the moon lol
Pretty sure that is a mock up of pangea. Maybe just it during the last ice age, hard to tell of those are clouds or ice.
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01-29-2016 , 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by [Phill]
Pretty sure that is a mock up of pangea. Maybe just it during the last ice age, hard to tell of those are clouds or ice.


F
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01-29-2016 , 08:50 PM
"I don't know of what is going on! Our family is under major attack. My daughter was driving down road going about 60mph and hood came up and busted her windshield and she almost had major wreck!! Lord please! We need You to intervene on our behalf!"
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01-29-2016 , 09:10 PM
Well that's a good one. Need more background info.
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01-29-2016 , 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235
Lol. It's the US plastered over the moon.
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