Just recently posted on my feed:

"Life isn't about how many breaths you take...it is about how many times your breath is taken away!!!!"

I couldn't agree more with the quote.

I believe it was Alex "hitch" Hutchinson who said those beautiful words.

zomg how profound. People with asthma are especially blessed.

People who post **** like that should have their breath taken away forever.

Please read!!!!!

Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .
why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

That is fan****ingtastic!

Lol my friend's ex wife had this crap painted on the wall in their living room.

Planet could easily be doing all that to impress a girl who friend zoned him who likes to take the pictures

Plus it's clear English isn't his first language so who knows what mix of cultures led to him not necessarily viewing it as a threat to his manhood

No.

Oh. Ok.

It's probably the confusion with Islam, but...

http://www.npr.org/2013/01/09/168613...ool-yoga-class

or, maybe the person was pissed off about cultural appropriation

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...ural-genocide/

Well I thought that it was funny which means that it was probably not funny.

Whatever it was I don't know if it belonged in this thread.

I vote fan****ingtastic

Racist

They surveyed one Morman dude for that

^^^ok that's a pretty good one^^^

Isn't "Eat Drink Own Speak Love" the sequel to "Eat Pray Love"?

Bama Boys is so over the top biker gang themed it almost makes me think it was made by a Euro or something as anti-US propaganda.

almost

needs a z. bama boyz.

Story wasnt funny

Thought kids must be in south korea or something