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nice last couple of pages. that stretch mark story is a contender for best post in the thread.

re the stupid named children like kyliyyanily or whatever, in 10 years that will be normal since we see this crap from new moms all the time nowadays.

i know people who have named (and spelled) their kids justyce, rhyleigh, madyson... i'm sure there's more i've forgotten

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09-08-2015 , 12:24 PM

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HiFi

Dented ovaries

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I know a married couple who are currently expecting their second baby boy... They want to name him either Kodiak or Maverick.

Please die.

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09-08-2015 , 12:27 PM

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rjoefish

Got Out the Vote

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Just Top Gun fans, nothing wrong with that.

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09-08-2015 , 12:43 PM

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fuluck414

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Ex girlfriends sister named her daughter tigerlily

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09-08-2015 , 01:19 PM

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HiFi

Dented ovaries

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Originally Posted by fuluck414

Ex girlfriends sister named her daughter tigerlily

Oh Christ that is terrible.

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09-08-2015 , 01:25 PM

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Dominic

Tripod

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Isn't some celeb's offspring named Tigerlily?

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09-08-2015 , 01:36 PM

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LostOstrich

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the late Paula Yates' kid was Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily iirc

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09-08-2015 , 01:45 PM

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Roonil Wazlib

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Originally Posted by moo buckets

What happens when we run out of substitution characters for normal names? (Like y for the I in justice)

Do we just start adding random words in front?

Personally, I hope we move towards names like "Aneudkto55-*ütopw Junior“

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09-08-2015 , 01:52 PM

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punkass

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"John" will be crazy unique then.

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09-08-2015 , 01:52 PM

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El_Timon

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09-08-2015 , 01:52 PM

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Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

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My long time BFF who I lost most contact with around this time, knocked a girl up. I asked her what the child's name was going to be. Boy was either Dice or Bentley, leading girl name was Chaotica. Lol. Well it was a boy, and they ended up with Jreiden.

He was a good man, completely derailed by that trashy girl. Haven't heard from him in over two years. Sigh

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09-08-2015 , 01:56 PM

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CrunchyBlack

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Maverick and Titan are both elite named

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09-08-2015 , 02:19 PM

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Johnny Truant

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I know a couple who are having their third son. First two; Leonardo and Raphael, the unborn; Michelangelo. She has a ninja turtle tattoo and they have every intention of continuing to collect all four.

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09-08-2015 , 02:24 PM

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ludacris

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Not Splinter? ****ing Ratcists.

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09-08-2015 , 02:31 PM

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Roonil Wazlib

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Shredder will be their fifth child, named for when the condom breaks.

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09-08-2015 , 03:22 PM

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Louis Cyphre

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Originally Posted by Roonil Wazlib

Reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker's character's name in L.A.Story which is spelled "SanDeE*".

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09-08-2015 , 03:44 PM

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WateryBoil

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you just know those kids will have a higher rate of suicide than others

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09-08-2015 , 04:16 PM

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Roonil Wazlib

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Or eat lots of pizza.

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09-08-2015 , 04:42 PM

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Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

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09-08-2015 , 05:04 PM

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AUGUY55

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lulz

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09-08-2015 , 05:08 PM

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steve1238

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Originally Posted by ludacris

Not Splinter? ****ing Ratcists.

Poty

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09-08-2015 , 05:09 PM

#30997

HiFi

Dented ovaries

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Perish in an oily conflagration

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09-08-2015 , 05:10 PM

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Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

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I thought the good doctor created that for lols, but Google tells me he didn't. Jesus Christ.

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09-08-2015 , 05:27 PM

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Lattimer

I is smart

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Originally Posted by Louis Cyphre

Reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker's character's name in L.A.Story which is spelled "SanDeE*".

Excellent reference

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09-08-2015 , 05:55 PM

#31000

HiFi

Dented ovaries

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No wonder this **** has zero likes...

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