I wish I had more idiot friends on FB who share this kind of stuff. I'd make one with something like Fermat's last theorem on, then see what the geniuses of FB come up with.

Wow haha, funny idea actually. Only geniuses will get this!

Don't know if this is stupid, racist, sexist, or all of the above.

Almost certainly not racist. Very stupid though.

About 33% of the guys at work have been through that cycle. Another 33% are halfway through it, and 34% are single. Seems pretty standard tbh.

But only 81% of them will share that picture, although 100% should.

fyp

Only real cancer patients who are going to become Einstein will share that status.

The hottest of takes on the Cecil the lion killing (posted by a 2p2er actually). Nice comments and requisite misspellings and punctuation problems from a conservative mouthbreather.

Here's the article: http://mix108.com/one-lion-is-dead-i...ck=fbshare_top

Seems like a troll to me

It's definitely not a troll. The poster is very conservative frequently posting lolbama type statuses.

There's a much longer ongoing discussion with the first commenter if anyone is interested. I think she may be friends with the dentist or something. The OP is in the same geographical region.

A girl on my feed just liked her own photo from 2012 titled "Summer 2010"

We were just making fun of a friend for creating a Summer 2015 album. She'd been using Summer Fun 2009 before that lol

Two young ladies arrived a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God made valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get.

1. Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected.

2. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell.

3. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get them.

He looked at them with serious eyes and said;
"Your body is sacred & unique" You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too."So he added that, if you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond and pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration.
First, they will contact your government (family), sign professional contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally( legal marriage).But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally. Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig on you just freely like that. Keep your bodies deeply covered so that it invite professional miners to chase you.
Let us all encourage our wives, friends and daughters to dress well and decent!
~Credit by Grand Motivion Squad.

Spoiler alert: shared by a filipina

that is some lol

When everything has been dug up and there is nothing left to mine, years from now, they will leave you and head out for a new one ?

I didn't analyze further than such lines as "mine you professionally"

Should try that at the bar tonight.

"Hey baby, you ever been mined professionally?"

Had to check the Grand Motivational Squad's page.

Grand Motivational Squad
July 29 at 5:19am ·
-She was a virgin
-She was in love with God
-She was performing very good in her studies
-She wanted to be a well known Business woman
-be in a happy marriage
-She was a quiet n humble lady
-She was a good example in here society
Then this is how the trouble began..
-A boy approached her and proposed her
-He charmed her
-He promised her the world
-He said he can jump over the bridge for her
-He even lied that he can die for her
-She ran out of words
-She smiled like an angel because it was her first time, getting proposed she agreed
*When days goesby*
-He broke her virginity
-He impregnated her
-He ran away n nowhere to be found
-She drop out at school
-She ran out at home
-She was now a bad example at her society
-She gave birth to a fatherless child
-She dumped the child at the nearby river
-She killed herself
-It was over for her
*HER DREAMS WERE SHATTERED*
Moral Advice!
>> Don't let someone ruin your dreams just because of the word "LOVE". Before taking actions just think of the Outcomes and Consequences...
‪#‎BeWise‬ ‪#‎Know_What_You_Want‬
like/tag friends n share to inspire others

That may be better. He said he can jump over the bridge for her? I'm sold.

A fb friend "found this interesting" today.

Actually I do too. Religious nuts can make for great entertainment (when they're not doing any real harm, anyway). But she's got the whole PTA look and conspiracy angles worked into her act and is doing a hit piece on an energy drink.

MAHHHHHHNSTER

What a fantastic ad for monster