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"I have 43 oz of breastmilk that just thawed by mistake. No ice crystals so I can't re freeze and it needs to be used in 24 hours. I'd hate to dump it. Anybody using donor milk or know someone who does?!?"

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06-28-2015 , 04:28 PM

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steve1238

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Originally Posted by RainierWolfcastle

You should post this in the marketplace

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06-28-2015 , 04:35 PM

#29828

RainierWolfcastle

adept

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Same woman who posted a breastfeeding selfie a while back.

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06-28-2015 , 05:11 PM

#29829

Dominic

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Originally Posted by steve1238

You should post this in the marketplace

Lol get some bids going!

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06-28-2015 , 05:12 PM

#29830

blackize5

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Originally Posted by Clear Quality

I'm thinking about making my profile pic a confederate flag but rainbowfied, but I don't have the guts.

I had this same thought yesterday. I ended up bit doing it because I didn't think it would get anyone riled enough to comment.

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06-28-2015 , 05:25 PM

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MastaAces

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Originally Posted by blackize5

I had this same thought yesterday. I ended up bit doing it because I didn't think it would get anyone riled enough to comment.

i beg to differ! do it for the thread.

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06-28-2015 , 05:30 PM

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blackize5

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My friends list is almost entirely people that know me well enough to know I'm trolling and people that actually are pro confederacy.

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06-28-2015 , 05:31 PM

#29833

blackize5

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06-28-2015 , 06:13 PM

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RainierWolfcastle

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Powerful.

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06-29-2015 , 04:51 PM

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ludacris

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06-29-2015 , 04:54 PM

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Jackitos

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I'm not for spousal abuse or misogyny, but I understand it with **** like that.

I think I'm grumpy today.

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06-29-2015 , 10:01 PM

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Natamus

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My g/f changed my facebook profile picture with that rainbow stuff and I'm too facebook dumb to know how to change it back. So I'm starting to think maybe I'll just let my facebook profile be gay forever. Then it won't be a lame in the moment statement but rather a coming out of the closet for my profile.

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06-29-2015 , 10:32 PM

#29838

Mrage

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Originally Posted by RainierWolfcastle

I had one of these in my feed the other day, accompanied with a pic of said milk in the freezer. Made me queasy.

Re: The rainbowed confederate flag idea: I saw someone with a profile pic that had been overlaid/tinted confederate flag colors a few hours ago. I bet they thought that was pretty clever... I was awfully tempted to one up them with the rainbow confederate flag. Honestly I'm just too lazy to deal with responding to the comments if I were to do it.

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06-29-2015 , 10:32 PM

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ctyri

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Originally Posted by ludacris

I liked this post actually. Would definitely rank in top 10 percentile in my feed.

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06-29-2015 , 10:36 PM

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ctyri

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Re: 43 oz breast milk -- "If you don't get any takers, I'll pick it up, if that's ok. Hate for it to go to waste and I can use it on my cereal." Then enjoy the awkwardness she induced.

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06-29-2015 , 11:22 PM

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problemeliminator

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Originally Posted by Natamus

The real lol is letting your gf know your Facebook password.

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Originally Posted by ctyri

Re: 43 oz breast milk -- "If you don't get any takers, I'll pick it up, if that's ok. Hate for it to go to waste and I can use it on my cereal." Then enjoy the awkwardness she induced.

Surely I can't be the only one to think of this.

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06-30-2015 , 12:15 AM

#29842

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

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We live together and I just leave it
Signed into my laptop I dont use my fb for anything sketch so it's nbd

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06-30-2015 , 12:38 AM

#29843

Jackitos

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Originally Posted by Natamus

We live together and I just leave it
Signed into my laptop I dont use my fb for anything sketch so it's nbd

Wouldn't worry about it. He has intimacy issues

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06-30-2015 , 01:21 AM

#29844

problemeliminator

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Originally Posted by Jackitos

Wouldn't worry about it. He has intimacy issues

Only Sgt is allowed to diagnose people over the internet.

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06-30-2015 , 01:21 AM

#29845

minnesotasam

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If your gf having your password is a problem then either you need a new gf or she needs a new bf.

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06-30-2015 , 02:16 AM

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problemeliminator

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I don't see any possible benefit to it. I would never ask for someone's password. Is it like trust falls where the point is whether you're willing to do it?

I also think husband's and wives should have separate bank accounts for non-joint expenses.

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06-30-2015 , 03:06 AM

#29847

fidstar-poker

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Please tell us more

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06-30-2015 , 07:18 AM

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Yakmelk

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Originally Posted by problemeliminator

So whats the downside?

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06-30-2015 , 08:12 AM

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moo buckets

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