Really? I'd go with the one that rhymes with runt.

Pretty funny joke Twitter account that anyone who gets a kick out of this kinda stuff might like:

http://twitter.com/#!/friendfromhs

Awesome...am following...

Friend's wife:

"never have I heard such a selfish bitch on the phone. sorry my husband had tyo put up with her for so long."

You stay classy.

Of course 4 comments instantly about what happened and if she's ok.

gotta love the irony

this

posted

+1

seen this on 5-6 statuses already . insta-tilt .

saw someone post this:

Due to "lack of room", NYC Police Officers, Port Authority Police Officers and FDNY Firefighters are not "invited" to the 10th anniversary of 9/11 at Ground Zero. Funny - they weren't invited on that day in 2001, either - they just "showed up" and became our heroes. Please re-post if you think they belong MORE than the politicians who are invited.


and then someone else quickly commented on his status with this:

everyone with the no NYPD/FDNY at 10th anniversary of 9/11 statuses: they wont be there because it is for family's of the victims (unless they had family who died). the NYPD and FDNY are so special, they are getting their own event later. Most facebook reposts Ive seen have some sensationalist inaccuracies.

Additional things to tilt you: "family's"

i like the status fwiw

Someone I knew posted a similar one, but the punchline was "if you don't want to go to jail". Meh, not the most tilt inducing.

31 year-old girl who always has the worst updates:

"I am home. For 5 glorious days which I have managed to jam-pack full of good friends and fun times...not sure if I'm the luckiest girl around or the craziest...probably just a combination of both!!!"

It's like she is trying to get into this thread.

this is completely typical for 90% of adult females on facebook

bitches be so crazy that they brag about how they crazy like its a good thing

She is acknowledging that she's extremely lucky to have good friends and fun times. She doesn't deserve either, since she is not only crazy but actually the craziest girl around, but because she is also the luckiest girl around she gets to have things she doesn't deserve.

ugh I had to post this. The guy moved away from his girlfriend so now everyday they count down how many days left until they are reunited. Its such bs though, the guy used to cheat on her all the time and she is apparently clueless that he did. Oh yeah, all those "likes" are just them liking each other's post. stfu couples. They are down to 96 btw.

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obnoxious couples, ugggghhhh. like they can't just share their countdown with each other each time they chat on fb or on the phone or whatever, they go out of their way to display this to the world as a brag about their awesome undying love every single day. nauseating. only question is if their relationship will end before the countdown does

what do you think the over under is?

with only the information given i would say 57

try to snipe 110

Man grabs his wife's butt, 'If this was firm you wouldn't need panties.' She turns around and grabs his penis, 'and if this was firm i wouldn't need batteries.'

Random middleage woman status to make us feel bad about our penises :|X

10 likes in 20 minutes.