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04-24-2015 , 03:01 PM

#28951

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

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Her name isn't really a mystery.

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04-24-2015 , 03:11 PM

#28952

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob

Thought the same thing after I read it.

I mean who the **** signs a latter with "Dad"?

Lol. Not sure if serious. That's not one of the questionable parts. I would just assume you're joking, until your recent thread.

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04-24-2015 , 03:12 PM

#28953

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

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Originally Posted by Your Boss

Nope, forever.

Oh my. For some reason I had in mind she was attractive.

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04-24-2015 , 03:19 PM

#28954

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

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Originally Posted by Your Boss

It's some random uber drivers, not hers, duh. You guys aren't very good at this thread.

Its not even the Uber driver's number. Its some random number that will connect his riders to his phone, but that's not his personal number.

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04-24-2015 , 03:21 PM

#28955

FeralCreature

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 3,148

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

Oh my. For some reason I had in mind she was attractive.

She may have been, but it looks like she's been dead for a while.

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04-24-2015 , 03:33 PM

#28956

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

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Originally Posted by punkass

Let's close out our business week strong $40, $100, $200, $300, $500, $1500 gets your started. Choose your "why" and how much you want to INVEST in your own company. Inbox me, call me and let's get you started today, RIGHT NOW! You will be able to sell right away!

This is like a 3x/day thing now. It's worse since she got another mutual FB friend to hop on, and both of them are spamming their FB friends' feeds to join their skinntea business. It's sad that they see their friends and family as just methods of making money, the guise of trying to help them.

I might spam this comment every day for a week.

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04-24-2015 , 05:13 PM

#28957

Rusemandingo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

The very first sentence of the letter seems to suggest she asked her dad to send it so if it's real he prob didnt just do it on his own. But from the fold it doesnt seem like it'd fit into any standard size envelope. (Unless the scale or image is messing me up.) That signature seems super femmy too.

Does she use double spacing after periods in her normal posts? Cause the letter has them.

I could see him sending her an email and then her printing it out and forging his signature. If she's friends with her dad on social media that'd be pretty ballsy to straight make it up.

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04-24-2015 , 05:34 PM

#28958

MastaAces

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 10,008

i double space and capitalize formal text but nothing else fwiw.

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04-24-2015 , 05:37 PM

#28959

superleeds

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,180

Also just starting 'Jennifer' seems a little odd.

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04-24-2015 , 06:43 PM

#28960

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

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Originally Posted by superleeds

Also just starting 'Jennifer' seems a little odd.

My girlfriends dad writes just like this dum dum but over e-mail. He's like an architect with a light dusting of autism and he doesn't understand how normal humans communicate or interact and he's like trying to relate but doesn't "get" emotions or empathy or that how he says things pisses people off and make him unlike able

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04-24-2015 , 07:23 PM

#28961

Villian1

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04-24-2015 , 07:25 PM

#28962

Mrage

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,921

How does the above diagram change, now that we know the earth is actually a disc?

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04-24-2015 , 07:40 PM

#28963

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Cliffs on the diagram?

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04-24-2015 , 07:46 PM

#28964

wombat4hire

in touch with humanity

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,940

The power of Christ Angle compels you!

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04-25-2015 , 12:01 AM

#28965

__harmless

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 4,227

This was a comment to the National Weather Service:

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That's why I said yesterday I'm sure it will change & we won't get the storms. I still don't understand why we don't get them anymore but always did this time of year until 4 or 5 years ago. It's so frustrating.

This person KNEW we wouldn't get severe storms today. See, Missouri doesn't get bad storms anymore. After the Joplin tornado 4 years ago, everything apparently changed. Go ahead and erase this area out of the Tornado Alley map.

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04-25-2015 , 03:57 AM

#28966

blackize5

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,358

This one is just plain funny. Some chick posts some crappy inspirational text image. Dude had the first comment.

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04-25-2015 , 10:59 AM

#28967

rjoefish

Got Out the Vote

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 31,086

I made a post about something real small being the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone ever, clearly joking, and someone hit me with basically the same Anne Frank line.

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04-25-2015 , 01:54 PM

#28968

thrasher789

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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe

Friend posted this on fb a while back.

Got posted to reddit and blew up this week, v funny.

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04-25-2015 , 01:56 PM

#28969

Banned4lyfe

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Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 13,932

JFC, I thought about throwing it up on /r/cringe lol 114k HOF

Edit: might as well make it public.

weasels!

http://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comme..._boyfriend_up/

Last edited by Banned4lyfe; 04-25-2015 at 02:04 PM.

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04-25-2015 , 01:59 PM

#28970

thrasher789

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Thats where I posted it lol

I almost feel bad for the guy I didn't expect it to get that much traction

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04-25-2015 , 02:11 PM

#28971

Banned4lyfe

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Heh yeah, after only one person mentioned the clip I didn't feel it was worth posting there.

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04-25-2015 , 06:44 PM

#28972

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,270

Cliffs on video?

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04-25-2015 , 06:50 PM

#28973

Villian1

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 8,174

It's a minute long...some guy hitting on another guy's girl.

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04-26-2015 , 12:14 AM

#28974

BustoPro

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,668

Honestly I didn't think the video was especially noteworthy. Just some wannabe thug tryin to get his game on. No payoff at the end.

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04-27-2015 , 07:09 PM

#28975

MastaAces

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 10,008

yeah, i didn't find it funny at all.

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