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04-03-2011 , 11:23 AM
There wasn't all outrage, there was also a thinly veiled request for pics from PHB
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04-03-2011 , 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by THAY3R
That doesn't really have anything to do with being pregnant, you're just comparing successful 30 year olds with 19 year old girls who are blogging. Pongo sure does look smug in that avatar though.
i might have misunderstood his post but he was comparing 2 sets of 30 year olds. 1 set who's only accomplishment is getting pregnant(pregnant at a young age). The 2nd set has children but successful in other aspects of life as well.

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04-03-2011 , 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by listen_folks
i might have misunderstood his post but he was comparing 2 sets of 30 year olds. 1 set who's only accomplishment is getting pregnant(pregnant at a young age). The 2nd set has children but successful in other aspects of life as well.
Yup that's what I meant.
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04-03-2011 , 01:14 PM
anyone who uses FML in their posts
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fml ... I don't want to go to work right now

gym....ugh fml
anyone who talks or complains about the weather, I live in Buffalo and we allll know it snows so there is no need to post about it every ****ing time a snow flake touches the ****ing ground


...also couples who talk to each other on their facebook or really 2 friends in general who post stuff like "hey call/text me" etc... JUST ****ING TEXT OR CALL EACH OTHER NO NEED TO POST IT YOU ****TARD
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04-03-2011 , 01:26 PM
Pic from yesterday from girl on right



...we are trying to guess an over/under on what she will weight before she drops the kids.. i say 375.

FWIW she got pregnant years ago and immediately told the world and didnt wait the 3months or whatever then lost the baby and 6 months later people were still congratulating her and asking her when she was due
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04-03-2011 , 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Dudd
There wasn't all outrage, there was also a thinly veiled request for pics from PHB
Haha. Thumbsup.jpg Preggos can look sexy if it's a well-executed pic from a pro photographer.

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Originally Posted by GambleGamble
FWIW she got pregnant years ago and immediately told the world and didnt wait the 3months or whatever then lost the baby and 6 months later people were still congratulating her and asking her when she was due
lol damn. That had to suck for her.
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04-03-2011 , 05:57 PM
All from same idiot I knew in HS.

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I'm awesome.......true story
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Sex aint love let's not make it complicated
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Can anyone tell me why it is so hard for people to pray, but easy to swear? Why it is so hard to re-post a Christian status, but easy to post gossip? Why we can worship a celebrity, but not Jesus? Gonna ignore this? Most of you won't re-post this. The Lord said, if you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father. I posted. Will you?
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If you can't run with the big dogs. Stay home on the porch.
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"You are NOT the father!!!" All followed by ghetto slang, crying, rolling on the floor, and the trashy audience shouting profanities to the trashy guests. Man I love daytime tv. Haha Maury! Maury!
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Well that was a short set of dayz off. Gotta love gettin called in. On. A side note sledding kicks ass.
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Days off start now. Hellz ya
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Father in heaven, today I give You all that I am. I invite You into the weak places in my life so that
You can turn them into strengths. In Jesus' Name
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Enjoy the struggle.
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I see u yellow light.......challenge accepted.
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I might not be the best lookin guy in here but I'm the only one talkin to you.
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I'll find strength in pain
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Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.
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Is livin my life as its meant to be.
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Change ur piece of the world to make it better.
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Is workin nights **** haven't do this in like 2 years. Fack
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Last day of work. Worked the last 30 of 31. Damn man. I need a drink
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Some one broke into my house stole my remote now keeps drivin by my house changin the channel. Fricken *******
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Fear Breeds Failure... Haters are Failures... so Success Breeds Haters!
Could go on.
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04-03-2011 , 06:04 PM
Amazing how many people alternate between pseudo-motivational statuses and updates about what hours they work and think there are people out there that want to read about it.

Gotta love the "**** YOU I'M DONE WITH YOUR LYING ASS...U PATHETIC, SMH" breakup statuses as well.
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04-03-2011 , 07:34 PM
omfg is that preggo pic for serious?
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04-03-2011 , 08:02 PM
I really want to have kids but I am absolutely ****ing terrified that I will be surrounded by people like this and eventually turn into one. It's happened to my older brothers to some extent and it's scary to watch in slow motion -one day making fart jokes and getting drunk and playing in a band, a few years later being super stressed about getting your kid to baby yoga on time.
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04-03-2011 , 08:05 PM
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I really want to have kids but I am absolutely ****ing terrified that I will be surrounded by people like this and eventually turn into one. It's happened to my older brothers to some extent and it's scary to watch in slow motion -one day making fart jokes and getting drunk and playing in a band, a few years later being super stressed about getting your kid to baby yoga on time.
Nah. It doesn't always have to be that way. Obviously, much depends on the person you're with. I've seen both sets of parents. I hope that my wife and I are on the good side.
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04-03-2011 , 10:08 PM
whitewhine dot com
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04-03-2011 , 10:49 PM
This thread was amusing to read, mainly because its funny to bask in the ******ation of other humans and be so very happy that im not one of them. I guess its also because ive never had a facebook account thru highschool or anything, id rather castrate myself with a soldering iron.

Good finds all!
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04-03-2011 , 11:02 PM
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This thread was amusing to read, mainly because its funny to bask in the ******ation of other humans and be so very happy that im not one of them. I guess its also because ive never had a facebook account thru highschool or anything, id rather castrate myself with a soldering iron.

Good finds all!
Man first someone literally wants an innocent baby to get AIDS. Now a poster would rather horribly torture and disfigure himself than sign up for a popular social website.

You all are crazy. I'm so scared I'm going to lock myself in my room forever.
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04-03-2011 , 11:17 PM
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Haha. Thumbsup.jpg Preggos can look sexy if it's a well-executed pic from a pro photographer.
I'll send you a link.
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04-04-2011 , 12:00 AM
One FB friend who has gotten a bit annoying

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Single Chick in 30s with most friends having boyfriends Mas Men is coming back for three more seasons! Thank the Lord!

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Single Chick in 30s with most friends having boyfriends For me, it isn't over.

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Single Chick in 30s with most friends having boyfriends A nap is kind of the same as yoga, right?! Damn this snow...
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Single Chick in 30s with most friends having boyfriends Mmmm...shawarma for lunch!


One girl on my FB use to have word and definitions of the day. I hide her status updates and this thread made me wonder if she still did them. (I checked out of curiousity)

I have to agree with those who say the everyday mundane updates are annoying. who cares if you are going doing laundry or making dinner?

I don't have that big of an issues with most updates. Some people are attention whores and but nothing that is so annoying. But on the other hand, the emo stuff that appears on my FB seems to be nothing relative to what those ITT post.

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04-04-2011 , 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by pongo
I'll send you a link.
Take notes from the pic posted itt, black and white is a pro move to hide any stretch marks
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04-04-2011 , 12:04 AM
"Sometimes being beautiful is a curse. Real talk."
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04-04-2011 , 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by pongo
I'll send you a link.
Haha I'm pretty sure I'm one of the last guys Kyle would want you to show. Because Kyle hates me.
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04-04-2011 , 12:16 AM
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I'll send you a link.
Baseball Groupie gonna Baseball Groupie
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04-04-2011 , 01:40 AM
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Anyone who writes 'dis' to mean 'this' should be summarily shot.
sister in law constantly writes uhp to mean up.
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04-04-2011 , 01:57 AM
All from a 36 year old gay guy I work with. I love this guy, but when he goes out (which is very often) he changes his status about a million times in an evening. It's frustrating. These are all from tonight.

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livin life large @rays
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Bitch get off my corner!
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Losing
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TRY JUST TRY TO FORCE ME I DARE YOU ***HOLES!!!!!! MOTHER****** YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU ***HOLES... F***** HATE YOU
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havn a bad night at home hate livin at home!!!! no need to respond this is not about you!!!!
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04-04-2011 , 02:13 AM
some one told me if you block a person now it unfriends them (under the privacy tab). Clicking the don't show their posts is different.
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04-04-2011 , 02:47 AM
"If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn’t that weird?"


Thought that was kinda funny
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04-04-2011 , 03:29 AM
From the STFU Parents tumblr:

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