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I refuse to break any bills so I just see what change is around to go buy more binder pages for my coupon. Of course the sharpies were free. They are on sale for a $1 and I have $1 coupon. The cashier tonight gave them back to me and said I can keep them. And yes, I'm sharing the sharpies...I don't need four packs, but they are free so I'm buying! Oh $2.12 pop, savings $15.96....numbers don't lie!

pics of receipts of course

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12-31-2014 , 02:02 PM

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El Diablo

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Punk,

Can you please translate that?

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12-31-2014 , 02:06 PM

#27403

punkass

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Not really. Don't know what binder pages are. But from the pics, it looks like she got 4 packs of sharpies for free.

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12-31-2014 , 02:52 PM

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wheelflush

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I think she has a binder that she keeps her coupons in.

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12-31-2014 , 02:54 PM

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wheelflush

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But why she is spending all her spare change if she refuses to break bills is anyone's guess.

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12-31-2014 , 02:58 PM

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Villian1

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How do you get spare change without breaking a bill?

Edit...now that I think about it that seems to be what wheelflush said. Slow pony.

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12-31-2014 , 03:13 PM

#27407

TooRareToDie

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Quick question:
If 15 attrative females at the age of 20-30 said (on FB) they go to a party today, how many of them will actually be there, roughly?
Location is a bite out of the city (30€ taxi to center), but seems like the guy who runs this just inhereted the house...

I don't have FB

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12-31-2014 , 03:55 PM

#27408

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

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Originally Posted by El Diablo

Punk,

Can you please translate that?

In my haze I imagined he was doing some sort of monologue. I forgot which thread I was reading. Why is there a red line under monologue?

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12-31-2014 , 04:53 PM

#27409

allinontheturn

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Originally Posted by wheelflush

I think she has a binder that she keeps her coupons in.

Binders of Women >>>> Binders of Coupons

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12-31-2014 , 05:16 PM

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problemeliminator

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12-31-2014 , 09:33 PM

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gregorio

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Insomnia, with splitting migraine after 10 days of the flu, 15 hours before a 9 hour 'overnight' transatlantic during which I'm unlikely to sleep. Happy holidays, me.

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12-31-2014 , 10:19 PM

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Anarchist

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that's particularly annoying because it's unlikely (s)he has the medical condition of either insomnia or migraines, plus it's his/her own goddamn fault for not getting a flu shot

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12-31-2014 , 11:18 PM

#27413

JackInDaCrak

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It's a 10/10 humble brag

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01-01-2015 , 01:55 PM

#27414

suzzer99

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This is like the hundredth pregnant belly post they've made. I can't imagine what they're going to do with an actual baby.

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01-01-2015 , 03:58 PM

#27415

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

This is like the hundredth pregnant belly post they've made. I can't imagine what they're going to do with an actual baby.

meh, I think having Jesus's child is pretty impressive.

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01-01-2015 , 05:06 PM

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MastaAces

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Pregnant pictures are the ****ing worst! His biohazard tattoo is pretty douchey too though.

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01-01-2015 , 06:00 PM

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Bighurt52235

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I was gonna say biohazard Jesus. Somewhat slow pony I guess.

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01-01-2015 , 06:43 PM

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suzzer99

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Both of them are cool IRL. I've just never seen an entire pregnancy documented in quite this much loving detail.

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01-02-2015 , 04:20 PM

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problemeliminator

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01-02-2015 , 04:57 PM

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suzzer99

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translation?

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01-02-2015 , 05:04 PM

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rjoefish

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There's a cake made of drugs? I dunno.

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01-02-2015 , 05:08 PM

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suzzer99

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No one would ever put cocaine in a cake. Maybe it's Coca Cola and he's trying to lay off caffeine or something.

It just gets weirder. Steritech is a pest control company: http://steritech.com/

Woah, googled "cb nightmares": http://www.sleep-journal.com/article...037-9/abstract

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The sensory construction of dreams and nightmare frequency in congenitally blind and late blind individuals

He's congenitally blind?