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08-19-2011 , 07:47 PM

#2576

I Like Nutsss

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 209

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

haha that girl in ILN's post sounds incredibly stupid

i just found this thread and its gunna be my home...i have so many of these its ridiculous

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08-19-2011 , 08:21 PM

#2577

Cosines11

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,566

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Originally Posted by I Like Nutsss

i just found this thread and its gunna be my home...i have so many of these its ridiculous

make with the posting sir

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08-19-2011 , 08:35 PM

#2578

nuisance

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,644

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Originally Posted by thac

Oh, just kidding, got one:

And I bet she stays with him.

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08-19-2011 , 09:08 PM

#2579

thac

Strummin' along

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 46,655

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Originally Posted by nuisance

And I bet she stays with him.

Obviously.

Last edited by thac; 08-19-2011 at 09:08 PM. Reason: also, odds she goes on jerry springer?

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08-19-2011 , 09:15 PM

#2580

professormike

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,957

‎"i hate when old memories, get in the way of new ones"

super annoying because of the pointless comma

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08-19-2011 , 10:04 PM

#2581

illionaire

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 144

"Όποιος μπορεί να διαβάσει αυτό είναι τόσο δροσερό όπως εγώ! Πάρτε για το επίπεδο μας"

This from a 22 year old who has never been outside the state borders of Mississippi. He's not bilingual in any way.

He had another gem four minutes later: (posted in response to an OP of "I can't wait to start my African history class Tuesday! Probably gonna be my favorite class this semester.")

-"Click Clack is the national language of Africa. Class dismissed."

I blame the United States public education system. I may be permanently Lifetilted..

Last edited by illionaire; 08-19-2011 at 10:06 PM. Reason: Damn you dyslexia..

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08-19-2011 , 10:19 PM

#2582

illionaire

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 144

"[] Your Annoying.
[] Your Alright.
[] Your Pretty.
[] Your Funny.
[] Your Adorable.
[] Your Cute.
[] You've Made Me Smile.
[] I Love you.
[] I Miss you.
[] You've Made Me Mad.
[] We Should Hangout.
[] We Should Talk More.
[] I Would Kiss you.
[] I Would Hug you.
[] I Would Date you.
[] I Would Marry u on facebook.
[] I Would Smash.
[] You should HMU!
[] I dont know you :/
[] You Need To Make This your Status"

There's so much about this that is tilting to me.

I thought about responding with "[x]Defriended"

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08-19-2011 , 10:20 PM

#2583

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

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Originally Posted by professormike

‎"i hate when old memories, get in the way of new ones"

super annoying because of the pointless comma

haha this kind of thing really annoys me too

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08-19-2011 , 10:30 PM

#2584

prohornblower

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

That really is, a bad post.

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08-19-2011 , 10:33 PM

#2585

FlexNutz

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 192

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Originally Posted by illionaire

Wow, just wow.
You seriously don't understand the obvious cultural differences? We were brought up in a culture that has a different amount of personal space, has different accepted public behavior such as "first come-first serve," etc etc etc etc etc.

If you were raised in India and you came to America you would get annoyed by small cultural differences that are contrasted to the ones you were conditioned to accept. You see where I'm going with this?

The rest of the world "hates" America because they believe our culture is greedy, materialistic, and rude. But they are just on the outside looking in, as you are when judging them.

Do you apply this shallow-minded logic to the poker table, too? If so PM me for HU4ROLLZ.

you think one can't simultaneously understand a culture and hate it at the same time?

If i was that Indian who went to america and was annoyed by stuff I wasn't conditioned to accept, yes I might hate american culture. This is pretty simple. I would probably leave america, and when asked about it say "yeah man I ****in hate it when americans do blah blah blah", or I would put up with it if I had to and stay

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08-19-2011 , 10:48 PM

#2586

illionaire

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 144

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Originally Posted by FlexNutz

you think one can't simultaneously understand a culture and hate it at the same time?

I never said that, what I was saying was that this:

"A random sample of 50+ is about where I start stereotyping."

is tilting as ****.

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08-19-2011 , 11:06 PM

#2587

FlexNutz

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 192

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Originally Posted by illionaire

I never said that, what I was saying was that this:

"A random sample of 50+ is about where I start stereotyping."

is tilting as ****.

okay, I don't know how your post said that. Apologies on the tilt. Also stereotyping may be the wrong word

And I thought 50 was being prudent. imo you can use the Bernoulli distribution to get significant results with a smaller amount of data

Let's use an example:

Say I see a random sample of Singaporeans, and for lunch 35 out of 50 ate rice. Out of 50 americans, 5 out of 50 ate rice

I will go on to "sterotype" (insert better word if you like) Singaporeans as rice eaters. If I meet a random one, I'll think "There's a good chance he ate rice for lunch today". With an american I will think probably not

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08-19-2011 , 11:36 PM

#2588

illionaire

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 144

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Originally Posted by FlexNutz

Ah, I see.
I think your OP (pertaining to this discussion) wasn't as clear as that, and was poorly worded (imo, since I didn't get it. Maybe I'm just ******ed or something.) But I understand your point now.

Anyway we should end derail #357887.

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08-19-2011 , 11:42 PM

#2589

thrasher789

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Originally Posted by professormike

‎"i hate when old memories, get in the way of new ones"

super annoying because of the pointless comma

it emphasizes the despair of old memories ruining new ones bro

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08-19-2011 , 11:47 PM

#2590

prohornblower

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

Her old memory of where commas go hasn't gotten in the way of jack****

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08-20-2011 , 08:19 AM

#2591

LostOstrich

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Originally Posted by Brainless, vacuous bitch whose boyfriend dumped her recently

sick n tired of ppl moaning on fb about pathetic things, u dont know how lucky u r some of us have real heartbreak to deal wiv and all u can moan about is bein hungover or watchin big brother

I don't think she's being deliberately ironic. If she is, then I applaud her.

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08-20-2011 , 09:27 AM

#2592

JoshK

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,894

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Originally Posted by Stinky Family Had CPS Called on Them

Someone once said - "There comes a time in your life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Forget the bad, and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right, pray for the ones who don't. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living." ~ Re-post if you agree 100%

-Commenting on own post
and ya know what? I'm living, and living better without a few choice people in my life any longer!!!

I love my life and those that choose to be in it and be loyal!!! ♥ So lucky to have the most amazing man and the most beautiful 4 babies (#5 in belly) a mommy could ask for!!!

before you criticize someone else's parenting skills, remember how much you suck at it!!!

oh I know I'm not the perfect parent and will never claim to be...but people in this world that are supposed to support you, the same ones that you have forgiven for their bad parenting skills a million times, are not the ones that try to bring you down and ruin your life...just hating hypocrites lately

I am with my kids 24/7, they are my life...no matter what I don't get to do, or get to have, my babies always have what they need...most importantly their mommy and daddy's love and affection...I would do anything for my kids, and that's what my life revolves around...before you go judging me, walk a mile in my shoes, then at least you'll be far enough away that I can't smack you for trying to mess with their heads, and ruin their lives!!!

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08-20-2011 , 09:45 AM

#2593

RayPowers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 9,916

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Originally Posted by illionaire

Respond with [ ] You're

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08-20-2011 , 05:04 PM

#2594

JoshK

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,894

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Originally Posted by Guy who has still not taken his wife's virginity after >1 year of marriage

Ok... If I am dressed corporate casual, WTF makes you think I work at a fast food joint?

No I won't get you onions :-O

He's clearly gay but his wife is the only person that thinks he is not.

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08-20-2011 , 05:05 PM

#2595

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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Had a great time at our church golf outing fundraiser today. God was watching over us as the dark clouds did not roll in until we were done!!

Want to prevent rain? Have a church golf outing, God will hold back the rain. Unless he doesn't, in which case you know that God is mad at your church.

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08-20-2011 , 05:37 PM

#2596

prohornblower

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

A gay man hasn't had sex with his wife in a year? How do you know this? We need more info. here.

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08-20-2011 , 07:00 PM

#2597

fezjones

banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,961

I'm an inside out OrEo!

white on the outside but black on the inside

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08-20-2011 , 07:09 PM

#2598

JoshK

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,894

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

A gay man hasn't had sex with his wife in a year? How do you know this? We need more info. here.

Not that he hasn't had sex with his wife in a year. They've been married probably around 2 years now. They've never had sex... and they have been together since like junior/senior year of college. Probably around uhh 6-7 years total now.

They've been on very expensive vacations, lots of cruises, etc...

Her and my wife have been friends since highschool that is how I know.

She has had suspicions that he is cheating on her... oh yeah and they've had a few male friends as "roommates".

I'm not sure what her plan is. They are like 27/28 now.

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08-20-2011 , 07:18 PM

#2599

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,258

OK, time for another derail. How does this happen? Did the guy play the uber-religious card before the wedding and then some weird series of excuses after? Is the girl hideous and just putting up with it all because she couldn't score a regular guy? Obviously there's other gay dudes out there married to chicks, but generally I imagine they at least go through the motions...

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08-20-2011 , 07:24 PM

#2600

JoshK

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,894

The guy is better looking than anybody else she would likely get. That being said, she could definitely find somebody else to bang her.

I know she has been trying to get some since before they were married and he played the lets wait until we were married.

I don't know the specific details obv. Nor does she really share them with my wife.

It's way intriguing.

Another gem from the same guy

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It just hit me that I have at least 8 bottles of fragrances... good quality designer labels.

And I say I'm not high maintenance.

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