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The "must be dating a guy 10 years younger or more'' rule is dumb, a lot of guys would of gone hoping they had a shot with one of these cougars no point if all of them are taken.

I doubt that most cougars are exclusive.

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07-18-2014 , 03:33 PM

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Lagtastic

Pooh-Bah

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That's kinda funny IMO. It's not forcing the fat is beautiful thing that gets everyone rustled round here if that's what you're suggesting.

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07-18-2014 , 04:33 PM

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TheChamp11

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Don't think they know what a thigh gap actually is

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07-18-2014 , 06:42 PM

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Happy_Fish

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Also stop ****ing around with your phone while you're on the toilet.

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07-18-2014 , 07:32 PM

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Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

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Originally Posted by Happy_Fish

Also stop ****ing around with your phone while you're on the toilet.

Terrible advice. High percentage of my 2p2ing gets done on the toilet.

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07-18-2014 , 07:42 PM

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Dominic

Tripod

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Originally Posted by Happy_Fish

Also stop ****ing around with your phone while you're on the toilet.

When else am I going to play Words With Friends.

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07-18-2014 , 10:24 PM

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TheRealIABoomer

old hand

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Originally Posted by Dominic

When else am I going to play Words With Friends.

More like Turds with Friends, amirite?

Hmm...there are enough sick coprophiles out there that I think you could actually make and sell that app.

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07-18-2014 , 10:42 PM

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movieman2g

Script*****

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 16,938

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Originally Posted by Happy_Fish

Also stop ****ing around with your phone while you're on the toilet.

If you're not on your phone when you're pooping you're not fully living like Einstein did

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07-18-2014 , 11:32 PM

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Dominic

Tripod

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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer

More like Turds with Friends, amirite?

Hmm...there are enough sick coprophiles out there that I think you could actually make and sell that app.

"Share your turds via Instagram! Compare shape and consistency!"

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07-19-2014 , 11:39 AM

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thethethe

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07-19-2014 , 11:40 AM

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AUGUY55

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Wtf?

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07-19-2014 , 01:40 PM

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NicReynolds

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Im guessing type 3 is most optimal but Ive def made my way through the whole spectrum.

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07-19-2014 , 02:09 PM

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Dominic

Tripod

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I wonder if we'd get sued for calling it Turds With Friends?

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07-19-2014 , 02:24 PM

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EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

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This needs to happen. Tie it in with the Bristol Stool Chart and it could even be marketed as promoting a healthy lifestyle. Achievement points for making progress from less healthy ****s to more healthy ****s (once you purchase the Stool Analysis DLC).

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07-19-2014 , 04:18 PM

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steve1238

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Seems like color points would play a role too.

was thinking about some sort of pissing spin off, but pron has already done that

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07-19-2014 , 05:07 PM

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frankie boyle

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i used to love this thread.

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07-19-2014 , 09:02 PM

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~Caligula~

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Frankie Boyle is a ****ing legend.

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07-20-2014 , 12:15 PM

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Beerocrat

champion of the sun

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Ratemypoo.com already exists. Not exactly the same, but...

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07-20-2014 , 07:06 PM

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Alobar

Born Ready

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07-20-2014 , 07:52 PM

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Rei Ayanami

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hahaha, great censoring

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07-20-2014 , 08:36 PM

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ntanygd760

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Is she doing the duck face?

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07-20-2014 , 08:40 PM

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problemeliminator

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The cats not the only one.

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07-20-2014 , 09:07 PM

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frankie boyle

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Originally Posted by ~Caligula~

Frankie Boyle is a ****ing legend.

Agreed

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07-21-2014 , 07:17 AM

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bixby snyder

A distant second

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I can't tell if I'm supposed to be excited about that cleavage or not.

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07-21-2014 , 07:47 AM

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Kamikam

veteran

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The cat has a "please kill me now" face

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