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Old 07-11-2014, 11:19 PM   #25251
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idk why but the evening swim with orphans is hilarious to me. I guess I'm seeing the orphans as an upgrade from dolphins.


I didn't find it funny, but your dolphin comment makes it so. Thanks.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:19 PM   #25252
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Yea the swimmers with orphans seem to have a pretty serious white savior complex. I cant imagine any other reason to share that.
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Old 07-12-2014, 04:46 AM   #25253
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Do the orphans swim right up to you?
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Old 07-12-2014, 05:44 AM   #25254
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I guess she turned off her 'walking on water' superpower just for them.
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Old 07-12-2014, 02:19 PM   #25255
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As most of you know, I have absolutely no idea why I'm taking the AZ bar exam this summer, aside from the fact that I had already registered before finding out about Duke (because I wasn't even remotely banking on getting in). Somehow, it wasn't until fairly recently that I realized how completely bonkers that is (& how taking a bar exam because "why not" perfectly demonstrates what is wrong with me). My decision to not sit for the bar is now final. Instead of spending my last month in this beautiful state with all of you beautiful people cooped up studying for a test I don't even know if I'll ever need to take & chaotically packing up my life last minute to move across the country, I want to make this time count. So friends... let the fun begin!!
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Old 07-13-2014, 12:03 AM   #25256
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Do the orphans swim right up to you?
I would do it if you could grab onto their feet and have them pull you though the water.
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Old 07-13-2014, 12:35 AM   #25257
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There's also less chances of getting raped/molested by the orphans than a dolphin.
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Old 07-13-2014, 01:28 AM   #25258
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There's also less chances of getting raped/molested by the orphans than a dolphin.
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Old 07-13-2014, 08:38 AM   #25259
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As most of you know, I have absolutely no idea why I'm taking the AZ bar exam this summer, aside from the fact that I had already registered before finding out about Duke (because I wasn't even remotely banking on getting in). Somehow, it wasn't until fairly recently that I realized how completely bonkers that is (& how taking a bar exam because "why not" perfectly demonstrates what is wrong with me). My decision to not sit for the bar is now final. Instead of spending my last month in this beautiful state with all of you beautiful people cooped up studying for a test I don't even know if I'll ever need to take & chaotically packing up my life last minute to move across the country, I want to make this time count. So friends... let the fun begin!!
tldr

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Old 07-13-2014, 10:04 AM   #25260
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Old 07-13-2014, 10:05 AM   #25261
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5 sentences is a perfectly acceptable paragraph size. that you find it too long or should be split up is failure on your part.
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Old 07-13-2014, 12:37 PM   #25262
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5 sentences is a perfectly acceptable paragraph size. that you find it too long or should be split up is failure on your part.
Write to make it easy for others to read. Don't be high and mighty about your writing. You write for others; give them places to rest their eyes.
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Old 07-13-2014, 01:10 PM   #25263
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Made me lol OP please post what Dom said.
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Old 07-13-2014, 01:12 PM   #25264
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Write to make it easy for others to read. Don't be high and mighty about your writing. You write for others; give them places to rest their eyes.
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Old 07-14-2014, 01:51 AM   #25265
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Old 07-16-2014, 07:48 AM   #25266
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Just wanted to say I woke up to a "**** Facebook, I'm leaving Facebook" status. The fact i am seeing it makes me think she hasn't left Facebook. I feel like the only response is "how long will you let this resonate with your Facebook friends before you deactivate?"
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Old 07-16-2014, 09:59 AM   #25267
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i dont always quit facebook but when i do i make sure i post about it on facebook meme.jpg

dominic and the einstein picture are elite
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Old 07-16-2014, 05:10 PM   #25268
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Old 07-16-2014, 07:20 PM   #25269
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He may have been alive, but did he really live?
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Old 07-16-2014, 09:39 PM   #25270
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Old 07-17-2014, 04:37 AM   #25271
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Yeah, why actually work towards getting rid of dumb people if you can just hide your symbols in some of the most popular songs and movies and do nothing besides that.
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Old 07-18-2014, 06:13 AM   #25272
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Old 07-18-2014, 08:29 AM   #25273
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Evidently this is a real thing:

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Old 07-18-2014, 08:47 AM   #25274
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The "must be dating a guy 10 years younger or more'' rule is dumb, a lot of guys would of gone hoping they had a shot with one of these cougars no point if all of them are taken.
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Old 07-18-2014, 09:02 AM   #25275
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The "must be dating a guy 10 years younger or more'' rule is dumb, a lot of guys would of gone hoping they had a shot with one of these cougars no point if all of them are taken.
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