"I know what a rabbit is you morons and this is a rabbit!!!!"

I could fill this thread with posts from my cousin.

"Not only did my 6yo son perfectly recite john 3:16 in the microphone in our church potluck trivia game, but he's now walking alone to our neighbor's house a few houses down to see if his friend can play, in his first pair of flip flops. He's growing up right before my eyes!"




"Radio announcer (for New Sagaya): "everybody loves fried chicken. Free range whole chickens on sale for $1.99 a pound..."

[Redacted Son's Name]: "How does HE know we like fried chicken. He doesn't know us. I mean, we like fried chicken, but not everybody does. Why would he say that? Some people probably don't like fried chicken."

He cracks me up!"





"Proud of our [Redacted Youngest Daughter] for pulling it together after her transition to a new school after winter break and bringing home an honor roll certificate!

Proud of all our kids actually! [Redacted Son] is reading on 2nd grade level (chapter books already) and writing like a champ, counting to 100 and adding single digits, [Redacted Oldest Daughter] zooming ahead towards graduation and maintaining Honor Society status"

That just last month or two

I was about to comment "she's taking the piss surely" but then i remembered that take the piss is not understood in AMERICA.

So: she's kidding, right?

Why would you think that?

The righteous tits of a future fatty.

Lol

But if it became viral they would know who originally posted it

you think someone would comment on her trigger finger awareness

Don't worry. I suspect that it's not a real bible.

Her fingers are all away from the trigger. It looks like it's just glare giving the illusion her finger is behind it.

'Murica, truly one nation under God.

I am in love.

God bless

this isn't a friend but it popped up on my activity feed and I had to share it. I think the sister is more upset than she is. For the record, this girl who got dumped appears to be 18 years old and was tagged every time her name was mentioned, she didn't comment once. Prob due to embarrassment:

Sister: Attention everyone: My sister Mandy is HOT and SINGLLLEEEEE!!!!!! Party time. NOBODY ****S WITH MY BABY.

Girl friend #1: Mess with Mandy and you get the wrath of Krissy.

Guy friend #1: She is a hottie!!

Sister: She's an AMAZING person. She deserves better. Also, I'll ****ing slice him. (10 likes)

Guy friend #2: She is so hott

Sister: She's dope. But if you go near her I will slice you too. (18 likes)

Girl friend #2: He should probably run out of the country at this point cause I'm pretty sure there won't be anything left of him when krissy gets done with him lol

Sister: Seriously! Everyone's all "oh just wait, karma." I am SO MUCH faster and more effective than karma. (7 likes)

Girl friend #3: Do I dare ask what happened?

Sister: Yeah, I'm pretty positive he grew a vagina which caused female hormones to then take over his brain to make this ridiculous decision to not want to be in a relationship due to the fact that he is no longer attracted to women considering his large vagina.

Girl friend #3: Ouch well if your sister is anything like you she'll come out on top like a champ

Sister: Well luckily she is a beautiful, strong, outgoing, fun, .... List can go on and on ... Girl. and honestly it's better to see his true colors now while she is young! Head up lady! You deserve better (8 likes)

Sister (again): EVERYTHING happens for a reason. Remember that. If it's not meant to be it's not. Your heart can mend. It may take time, but with the family you have I know it'll heal a whole lot quicker! (12 likes)

Sister (again): His loss. Mandy can kick some ass as well as look pretty damn fine doing it. It runs in the family. Cough me cough. Remember the good memories thou and step into the new direction of your life

Fb friend just posted a picture of his 3 year old next to a proof of the quadratic formula with the caption "she did this proof all on her own! So proud"

Does not appear to be humorous in any way and the writing is clearly done by an adult, including steps that skip like 3 or 4 things at a time. I don't understand the ****ing point of this.

I like when someone asked what happened they basically insulted women by saying the presumed ex-bf grew a vagina and acted like a woman.

*puke*

The entire thing is such puke

Odds are super high that she isnt kidding.

This is going to come off as kind of dickish, but these 3 posts from the same person are so tilting even though I know the reason for the posts.

"Have no words to say right now"

"I'll never forget this day as long as I live, feeling sad"

"Anybody know where I can find a black dress?"



Now each one of these posts are followed by comments ranging from "I'm sorry for your loss" to "What happened?" This person is only answering the I'm sorry for your loss comments by replying with thank you. I cannot for the life of figure out the reason for the third post? Do you want people to know there was a death in the family or not? Or are you just screaming for attention. So weird. This person also has the right to vote.

+1

I don't think people realize that facebook is pretty much like a megaphone where you get to broadcast a thought to hundreds of people at one time. If you worked in an office, and just yelled "OMG, I will never forget this day" and then everyone started running over to you asking you what happened and you didn't tell them, and then 10 minutes later yelled "Who knows where to buy a dress?" And again people were saying, why do you need one, and what happened and you failed to answer it would get a tad annoying.

Id like to force the writer of that comment to read some Camus.

Utterly worthless without pics

Make this your FB status update and post replies/results ITT.