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06-29-2014 , 02:39 PM
A comment to a post that said that people should vaccinate their children.
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Vaccinations are for pussies. People that believe in them should really not care about people who don't want them. If you yourself are vaccinated then should you not be resistant to the disease ? If so why give a **** if you aren't then why get them in the first place ?
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06-29-2014 , 03:25 PM
Level?
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06-29-2014 , 04:50 PM
No, based on everything else he posts he's 100% serious.
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06-29-2014 , 06:24 PM
One of my FB friends posted this in his feed:

"Im gonna move away and never come back."

Rather than indulging him with the "What's wrong?" type of responses that he wanted, his friend's responses were:

"ok"
"I heard Europe is pretty cool."
"Awww does somebody need a tissue?"
"Poor baby needs a hug."

His response after these comments:

"Grrr bbrrrggrrr"

He has good friends.
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06-29-2014 , 08:07 PM
He has awesome friends.

I hate people (girls really) who celebrate their birthday month. Seriously, I have one planning almost daily events in July for her 7/4 birthday.

need to just do it and block her. It's just tough since she provides good drama.
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06-29-2014 , 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Phresh


lol @ blue hijacking girl on my feed. She made some weird, big stupid post on her page too. Nobody cares!
Lol.

Also, might want to block out your profile pic at the bottom.
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06-30-2014 , 01:19 PM
Aspiring actress: Breakfast in NYC. Lunch in Chicago. dinner in Minneapolis. about to have an amazing week!

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That's one way to say, "I couldn't get a direct flight."
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06-30-2014 , 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
Lol.

Also, might want to block out your profile pic at the bottom.
Why?
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06-30-2014 , 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Phresh
Why?
If you dont care if people know who you are no reason.
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06-30-2014 , 11:12 PM
From that profile picture i have identified everything about you, Hahahahahaha now you're screwed!
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06-30-2014 , 11:17 PM
OP drives some kind of large diesel vehicle and has at least one arm. May live in or near a place that is exposed to sunlight.
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07-01-2014 , 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
If you dont care if people know who you are no reason.


You are sooooooo nitty dude.
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07-01-2014 , 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob
He has good friends.
I have one similar to this, but more satisfying. Long story short this dude borrows around $1400 (overall, from a few people) and bails overseas with gf, comes back and doesn't contact people or pay back before leaving. His GF is a super frequent/annoying fb poster and when he finally picked up the habit:



(rest of comments below)



All commentors are amongst his best friends, or were before he left lol

Last edited by SmokeyQ123; 07-01-2014 at 09:27 PM. Reason: image stuff
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07-01-2014 , 10:11 PM
An ex-roommate just posted some (not completely laughable) food porn with a comment about how he's waiting for his (future) wife and that he will cook for her.

I lived with the guy 3 months. He cooked once and did the dishes never.

/cool story bro, I can't complain about it to any of my RL friends.
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07-01-2014 , 10:18 PM
you probably shouldve put out more as his roommate to incentivize cooking for you
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07-02-2014 , 01:28 AM
With this guy you gotta get married first, if you know what I mean.
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07-02-2014 , 12:02 PM
same woman I've posted about a few times:

"You can never fly kites on facebook. Have a beautiful day everybody."

52 minutes later:

"You guys dont even want to know..."
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07-02-2014 , 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
If you dont care if people know who you are no reason.
Can you do anything with that tiny screen cap? Nah, I don't care. I've posted my pics MILLIONS OF TIMES.
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07-02-2014 , 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by movieman2g
same woman I've posted about a few times:

"You can never fly kites on facebook. Have a beautiful day everybody."

52 minutes later:

"You guys dont even want to know..."
You should "like" that last post.
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07-02-2014 , 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich
You should "like" that last post.
:thumbup:
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07-03-2014 , 02:40 AM
I must be a ****ing genius. I thought of "apple" in less than a second.
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07-03-2014 , 02:47 AM
It depresses me that "brilliant" is misspelled.
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07-03-2014 , 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
I must be a ****ing genius. I thought of "apple" in less than a second.
Arsehole works too.
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07-03-2014 , 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Compellingly Smart
That's asinine.
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