Um yeah. I remember getting a spanking because I wouldn't sit on my grandpas lap because he always tickled me. He finally coaxed me over with a dollar but I still got a spanking. Now I don't hesitate when someone tells me to sit on their lap.
Let me see how this turns out: It occurs to me that for each and every one of you on my friends list, I catch myself looking at your pictures, sharing jokes and news, as well as support during good and bad times. I am also happy to have you among my friends. We will see who will take the time to read this message until the end. If... you appreciate your friends and family... from all over the world. I'm going to be watching to see who takes care of the friendship, just like me. Thank you all for being a part of my life. DON'T SHARE!! Once you respond, I will inbox you this post for you to copy then paste on your wall so I can leave a word for you. So, if you read this, leave ONE WORD AS TO HOW WE MET. Only ONE word or should I say; ONE WORD ONLY!!!
That moment when you realize that you have put off unloading the dishwasher so long that there is an entire load sitting on the counter above the washer. Anyone else?
My wife never empties the dishwasher. Just rotates clean and dirty dishes in and out. The kitchen is her domain so I can't complain.
long time reader, first time poster of this thread.
had to finally post something. this guys been driving me nuts lately. every few days he posts a status update about how awesome america is in a real douchy, arrogant way but totally oblivious to it all. im not going to lie, america has some great attributes about its self but you dont have to remind me every ****ing day.
here are some examples.
posted today
"Ingenuity. Ever since Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson, Americans have led the development of modern world. Imagine the world without the lightbulb, refrigerator, and personal computer." then posts a photo of ben franklin underneath.
few days ago
"The United States Constitution. The first of its kind, the United States Constitution has since become a model of many republican democracies around the world. The Constitution provides a framework of our union, providing in written word the balance of governmental power and the rights of our citizens." underneath the status update is an american flag with the constitution written all over it
"Racial Equality. America has fought hard, and continues to fight, to achieve a colorblind society. When the 13th Amendment passed in 1865, America was the first world power to outlaw the use of slave labor. We often turn a blind eye to England's use of slave labor in India and France's use of slave labor in Africa and Asia. We then lead the way with equality in the military, equality on the sports field, equality in the classroom, and equality in workplace. And dissatisfied with where we've come, America continues to fight for racial equality. That is something to be proud of." then posts a photo of martin luther king marching.
final straw
"President Bush 41 went skydiving for his 90th birthday. No one can deny that is one cool dude. "24 likes!
have yet to comment on any of them as im sure id start a firestorm and im not one to do that. i want to unfollow him in my newsfeed but i get alot of entertainment value from reading these delusional status updates.
hardcore christian, right wing republican from FL.
Last edited by hockeyhero31; 06-21-2014 at 12:04 AM.
long time reader, first time poster of this thread.
had to finally post something. this guys been driving me nuts. every few days he posts a status update about how awesome america is in a real douchy, arrogant way but totally oblivious to it all. im not going to lie, america has some great attributes about its self but you dont have to remind me every ****ing day.
I have this 50yo executive on my list who constantly posts selfies, photos of his hotel room, his meals, his cars, clothes, glasses of whiskey and just general asshattery like that. The best bit is that dude isn't even ballin outta control, like he is definitely doing pretty well, but he is mostly showing off an average upperclass lifestyle (as opposed to elite) to a bunch of poors, who all like his posts.
He is mega creepy too, like he found a classified in the paper where a guy he apparently knows was advertising for a companion, and he took a photo of it and posted in on his wall to ridicule him (under the guise of asking him if everything is okay with him).
Last edited by Compellingly Smart; 06-21-2014 at 12:33 AM.
Let me see how this turns out: It occurs to me that for each and every one of you on my friends list, I catch myself looking at your pictures, sharing jokes and news, as well as support during good and bad times. I am also happy to have you among my friends. We will see who will take the time to read this message until the end. If... you appreciate your friends and family... from all over the world. I'm going to be watching to see who takes care of the friendship, just like me. Thank you all for being a part of my life. DON'T SHARE!! Once you respond, I will inbox you this post for you to copy then paste on your wall so I can leave a word for you. So, if you read this, leave ONE WORD AS TO HOW WE MET. Only ONE word or should I say; ONE WORD ONLY!!!
He is mega creepy too, like he found a classified in the paper where a guy he apparently knows was advertising for a companion, and he took a photo of it and posted in on his wall to ridicule him (under the guise of asking him if everything is okay with him).