she's amazing

From a 33 year old stand up comic:

I fought the law and I won! Welcome me back guys!

Moobuckets was better and that says a lot.

It's not a status but a girl called Chardonnay Mercedes apparently exists in my circles. I was unsure if I had to remove the common friend or not.

Something tells me that's going to me a recurring theme in her life.

She feeds stray cats who then have a **** ton more stray cats and then she freaks out and tries to find homes for all the kittens cause her family calls the pound to come pick them up. This is from today:

Edit: When looking for that quote I had to scroll past 15 other posts. She made the above post less than 2 hours ago. And yes, she names every single stray cat.

I've been trying to troll her in the comments saying that they're killing rabbits because they have so much energy because she feeds them so in reality the bunny murder is her fault but I don't think she gets it.

Also, she once told me in high school that 'Did you know that Death Valley is so hot that if you're outside for more than 10 seconds you die?'. I've always remembered that for some reason.

Jesus, I hope thats one of those fake facebook names girls seem to love to give themselves and not her real birth name.

The girl Crunch and I are posting about has a friend with the name January Winters. Real name.

maybe a nickname given after her 3rd DUI

Reginald Longbottom Mercedes and his wife like chardonnay. Definitely a super rich persons name.

wait, rjoe and crunchy know the same gal? Are you two irl friends? DEETZ PLZ
nice

We've been friends for like 20 years or some **** lol

Well this is true. No one goes there in the summer.

I hope you're trolling.

I've been to Death Valley in the summer and seen people golfing.

NYC teacher is at it again. I guess she took a month off cause she popped out a kid and got sidetracked.

I know of a family that has five daughters. Their last name is Summers. The five first names are, I kid you not:

Winter, Spring, Autumn, Summer, and Rebecca.

I originally thought that Summer Summers would be the funniest name in that bunch, but oh how I was wrong.

Sorry not facebook related, but had to share it.

Anybody that has more than 3 kids is an idiot.

Suspicion confirmed. They didn't know that there were only 4 seasons in a year.

My nieces' names are kinda bad (they've grown on me over the the years tho) but in my sister's defense she adopted them and gave them the choice of changing them. Only one did, she flipped her first and middle names.

Surf club girls its slader guy is back

You call me weak and say im a pussy and talk behind my back. But the day comes and you carnt stand on your own two feet becuase I took them out from under you. Then u run and hide behind the law. I think you project what reflects in you on to others. Open the door to Pandoras box, now all is left is karma.
Sur le serment de mes concitoyens tombés. Je demande votre force dans la lutte contre le mal qui menace de mes proches. Comme j'ai répondu à l'appel à protéger la vôtre.

Note he doesn't speak whatever language that is at the end (french i'm guessing)

According to google translate here's the french bit

On the oath of my fellow fallen. I ask for your strength in the fight against the evil that threatens my family. As I have answered the call to protect your own.

Guy alternates between unemployed and minimum wage security guard

'Rebecca' lol.

You say this down your nose in a Poker forum? ??

Posted by a friend.

Couldn't get past the bad toupee.

http://www.glcoherence.org/templates...0_smw.facebook

That moment when you realize that you have put off unloading the dishwasher so long that there is an entire load sitting on the counter above the washer. Anyone else?

lol @ g_d

Man, if only we could go back to the good old days, when kids who talked back to their parents were BEATEN TO DEATH.