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Dids	01-02-2012 10:24 PM

Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses

I didn't get that far, but Jeff's **** with the ring seems pretty ******ed (or at least if you're going to propose to a girl, you should know enough to know how that situation is going to make her react, even if it's not that reasonable).

Mostly it's impossible to pick a side because they both decided to play it out on facebook so everybody should suffer.

scrolls

01-02-2012 11:04 PM

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doubt anyone in that entire interaction has an iq over 70.

rizeagainst

01-02-2012 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Josem (Post 30715067)

Sadly, it seems like their facebook profiles are currently disabled, eg:
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1985173905

Seems likely they reported each other's comments.

I'll try to get an update later maybe. Last I heard someone at the end of the thread said "This was an amazing thread to read thank you everyone" lol.

fezjones

01-02-2012 11:09 PM

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First world problems itt

Spoiler:

rizeagainst

01-02-2012 11:14 PM

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I guess I can include more details since people are interested...

Jeff and Ashley became engaged after a week of dating.

Jeff previously had it out with an ex in a similar fashion IRL in front of many friends and strangers at a party.

mutigers

01-02-2012 11:20 PM

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tony was cringeworthy except i loled at the classic kitchen line for some reason

DukeSucks

01-02-2012 11:44 PM

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idk ashley looks kinda cute from what I can tell, and he obv would get back with her

but on the bright side, at least the bulls are doing well

DukeSucks

01-02-2012 11:45 PM

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also A+ presentation of that conversaion

rizeagainst

01-02-2012 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSucks (Post 30716854)

also A+ presentation of that conversaion

I try

Hopey

01-02-2012 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by rizeagainst (Post 30716251)

How old are these people? How does your gf know them?

baumer

01-03-2012 12:01 AM

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Jeff Dunn
Ashley Fay

Not disabled from what I can tell.

rizeagainst

01-03-2012 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Hopey (Post 30717014)

How old are these people? How does your gf know them?

Mid 20s. I don't really care to give more details about how I'm connected to this situation since the e-detectives are out.

But on the bright side, the bulls are doing well

PoopyPokemon

01-03-2012 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by baumer (Post 30717190)

Jeff Dunn
Ashley Fay

Not disabled from what I can tell.

Not disabled!

buddyholly

01-03-2012 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by baumer (Post 30717190)

Jeff Dunn
Ashley Fay

Not disabled from what I can tell.

http://i.imgur.com/KarBE.png

i need a good smh.gif

rizeagainst

01-03-2012 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by buddyholly (Post 30718257)

http://i.imgur.com/KarBE.png

i need a good smh.gif

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...t_facepalm.gif

Tyler Durden

01-03-2012 01:32 AM

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Not a status but I was browsing the Facebook page of Washington Redskins kicker Graham Gano and saw a picture of him in his Florida State uniform with the word "Pain?" written on the back of his hand.

His explanation: "My knee hurt all season after having surgery. I wrote that every game to remind myself that no matter how much pain I was in, it was nothing compared to what Christ experienced on the cross. He is my motivation."

I thought that was kinda funny.

rsxpunk

01-03-2012 01:49 AM

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are you bad at these on purpose?

Tyler Durden

01-03-2012 02:15 AM

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well, not really

GEAUX UL

01-03-2012 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden (Post 30718930)

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...t_facepalm.gif

Hardball47

01-03-2012 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by knivesout (Post 30622321)

not really a status but meh

http://i42.tinypic.com/vhqavp.jpg

Wow. LOL

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Originally Posted by prohornblower (Post 30658498)

A lot of that crap has to come with peer pressure though. Kids get a lot of **** from other kids for not living in the right neighborhood or owning the right gadgets. I don't honestly think each of those kids actually thought they were going to get an ipad and a car for Christmas. But they likely hang out with kids who do, and have to make it look like they are SO SHOCKED and outraged that they, too, didn't get one. While deep down they know their dad may have just lost his job or whatever.

It was a lot easier to hide the fact that you weren't as cool or rich as the cool kids back when we were younger. I can't imagine going through high school with Facebook.... must be utter hell when you think about it. Huge net-negative.

I mean adults do this, too. Look at your friends' FB pics and it looks like all they do is party and travel and have a good time and their life is perfect, because that's what is presented. I have friends and family members that are going through tough times and depression right now that if you looked at their FB page you'd think their life is awesome and perfect and better than yours. It's all smoke and mirrors. Doesn't seem like a lot of people understand that, though. Especially not 16 year olds.

In other words nothing has changed. It's still the same bull****ting, social masking facade. Anything short of real-time, interactive, in person mind-reading technology is going to prevent this.

didonk

01-03-2012 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by didonk (Post 29947832)

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If she's amazing, she wont be easy. If she's easy, she wont be amazing. If she's worth it, u wont give up. If u give up, you're not worthy.

by annoying arrogant fat chick who is in my class

by same girl:

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I failed a spelling test in elementary school,because when the teacher asked me to spell AMAZING, i put down my name.

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I don't have an attitude, just a personality you can't handle.

lol? whats also pretty tilting is we are dutch and 99% of her statuses are in english

tyler_cracker

01-03-2012 01:11 PM

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whats also pretty tilting is we are dutch and 99% of her statuses are in english

srs question: why is this tilting to you?

Suicidal King

01-03-2012 01:33 PM

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This thread is one of the reasons I joined this site fwiw. 1. There are a lot of great posts in this thread 2. I (like pretty much everyone) see quite a few idiotic facebook statuses that I can post 3. One of my best friends is an alcoholic/addict/writer/schizophrenic that just doesn't give a **** and he has a penchant for getting completely hammered and going off just about every other day.

Curious as to whether or not there would be interest, so here is a sample:

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Take 2: H-H-HEY-hey-HEY, everybody, I'm Ray Liotta, and this goddamit is the Ray Liotta Show! Also kidding, Ray's a good guy and he's riding away on a gravy train with buiscuit wheels..actually I'm XXXXXXXX, the resident ******* for your fb experience. You remember me from high-school, guy voted most likely to blow **** up for no reason? Heah, I've done that, tool-pumper. I'm here to tell you, "YOU MADE RIGHT DECISION." I could never make pillburry dough-boy cookie cutter slam bang for the kid-holes like YOU can. Let's get real?! After all, this is my theme. Yours is more like Nugent. Good ulta-stall. Luvvs, toodles, ball-sacks, your pal, just me.

Followed by him replying to his own status with these separated comments, all within minutes of the above post :

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Amongst all the crank hallunations, that can get confusing, let's try again.

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You made the right decision. Poke me in the stomach, he-HEE

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"Isn't he CUUUTE?"

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Well, until he relases the dynamite, yeah, a little, Sarah.

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‎'And this goddammit, is the Ray Liotta show' snicker, lol, holy crap WHEEWWW!! What, not good good for you, WHEEWW! Are you serious? Tool-pumpers, lol

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That's comedic genius on all pissy little modernist levels, damn...what else, a sandwich? Never mind, lol, lol

Yay/Nay?

tyler_cracker

01-03-2012 01:53 PM

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damn, is there a facebook intervention thread you can post that in? seems like a cry for help.

GMan42

01-03-2012 02:00 PM

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Start replying with random stuff from the "drinking outta cups" rant.

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