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Dudd	04-03-2011 11:23 AM

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There wasn't all outrage, there was also a thinly veiled request for pics from PHB

listen_folks

04-03-2011 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by THAY3R (Post 25804651)

That doesn't really have anything to do with being pregnant, you're just comparing successful 30 year olds with 19 year old girls who are blogging. Pongo sure does look smug in that avatar though.

i might have misunderstood his post but he was comparing 2 sets of 30 year olds. 1 set who's only accomplishment is getting pregnant(pregnant at a young age). The 2nd set has children but successful in other aspects of life as well.

jjshabado

04-03-2011 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by listen_folks (Post 25809117)

Yup that's what I meant.

GambleGamble

04-03-2011 01:14 PM

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anyone who uses FML in their posts

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fml ... I don't want to go to work right now

gym....ugh fml

anyone who talks or complains about the weather, I live in Buffalo and we allll know it snows so there is no need to post about it every ****ing time a snow flake touches the ****ing ground

...also couples who talk to each other on their facebook or really 2 friends in general who post stuff like "hey call/text me" etc... JUST ****ING TEXT OR CALL EACH OTHER NO NEED TO POST IT YOU ****TARD

GambleGamble

04-03-2011 01:26 PM

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Pic from yesterday from girl on right

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...icros/Tank.jpg

...we are trying to guess an over/under on what she will weight before she drops the kids.. i say 375.

FWIW she got pregnant years ago and immediately told the world and didnt wait the 3months or whatever then lost the baby and 6 months later people were still congratulating her and asking her when she was due

prohornblower

04-03-2011 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudd (Post 25808010)

There wasn't all outrage, there was also a thinly veiled request for pics from PHB

Haha. Thumbsup.jpg Preggos can look sexy if it's a well-executed pic from a pro photographer.

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FWIW she got pregnant years ago and immediately told the world and didnt wait the 3months or whatever then lost the baby and 6 months later people were still congratulating her and asking her when she was due

lol damn. That had to suck for her.

muttiah

04-03-2011 05:57 PM

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All from same idiot I knew in HS.

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PoseidonCubed

04-03-2011 06:04 PM

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Amazing how many people alternate between pseudo-motivational statuses and updates about what hours they work and think there are people out there that want to read about it.

Gotta love the "**** YOU I'M DONE WITH YOUR LYING ASS...U PATHETIC, SMH" breakup statuses as well.

Gildwulf

04-03-2011 07:34 PM

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omfg is that preggo pic for serious?

Gildwulf

04-03-2011 08:02 PM

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I really want to have kids but I am absolutely ****ing terrified that I will be surrounded by people like this and eventually turn into one. It's happened to my older brothers to some extent and it's scary to watch in slow motion -one day making fart jokes and getting drunk and playing in a band, a few years later being super stressed about getting your kid to baby yoga on time.

bowens

04-03-2011 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Gildwulf (Post 25817400)

Nah. It doesn't always have to be that way. Obviously, much depends on the person you're with. I've seen both sets of parents. I hope that my wife and I are on the good side. :)

prohornblower

04-03-2011 10:08 PM

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whitewhine dot com

ThatsABingo

04-03-2011 10:49 PM

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This thread was amusing to read, mainly because its funny to bask in the ******ation of other humans and be so very happy that im not one of them. I guess its also because ive never had a facebook account thru highschool or anything, id rather castrate myself with a soldering iron.

Good finds all!

suzzer99

04-03-2011 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatsABingo (Post 25820809)

Man first someone literally wants an innocent baby to get AIDS. Now a poster would rather horribly torture and disfigure himself than sign up for a popular social website.

You all are crazy. I'm so scared I'm going to lock myself in my room forever.

pongo

04-03-2011 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by prohornblower (Post 25810641)

Haha. Thumbsup.jpg Preggos can look sexy if it's a well-executed pic from a pro photographer.

:rolleyes: I'll send you a link.

PhatPots

04-04-2011 12:00 AM

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One FB friend who has gotten a bit annoying

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Single Chick in 30s with most friends having boyfriends Mas Men is coming back for three more seasons! Thank the Lord!

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Single Chick in 30s with most friends having boyfriends For me, it isn't over.

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Single Chick in 30s with most friends having boyfriends A nap is kind of the same as yoga, right?! Damn this snow...
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Single Chick in 30s with most friends having boyfriends Mmmm...shawarma for lunch!

One girl on my FB use to have word and definitions of the day. I hide her status updates and this thread made me wonder if she still did them. (I checked out of curiousity)

I have to agree with those who say the everyday mundane updates are annoying. who cares if you are going doing laundry or making dinner?

I don't have that big of an issues with most updates. Some people are attention whores and but nothing that is so annoying. But on the other hand, the emo stuff that appears on my FB seems to be nothing relative to what those ITT post.

Dudd	04-04-2011 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by pongo (Post 25821390)

:rolleyes: I'll send you a link.

Take notes from the pic posted itt, black and white is a pro move to hide any stretch marks

CliffKirby

04-04-2011 12:04 AM

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"Sometimes being beautiful is a curse. Real talk."

prohornblower

04-04-2011 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by pongo (Post 25821390)

:rolleyes: I'll send you a link.

Haha I'm pretty sure I'm one of the last guys Kyle would want you to show. Because Kyle hates me. :D

THAY3R

04-04-2011 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by pongo (Post 25821390)

:rolleyes: I'll send you a link.

Baseball Groupie gonna Baseball Groupie

steve1238

04-04-2011 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeth (Post 25735115)

Anyone who writes 'dis' to mean 'this' should be summarily shot.

sister in law constantly writes uhp to mean up.

Elysimo

04-04-2011 01:57 AM

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All from a 36 year old gay guy I work with. I love this guy, but when he goes out (which is very often) he changes his status about a million times in an evening. It's frustrating. These are all from tonight.

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Losing

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NLnewb

04-04-2011 02:13 AM

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some one told me if you block a person now it unfriends them (under the privacy tab). Clicking the don't show their posts is different.

THAKID

04-04-2011 02:47 AM

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"If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn’t that weird?"

Thought that was kinda funny

ImsaKidd

04-04-2011 03:29 AM

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From the STFU Parents tumblr:

http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/photo/...bpughKU1qzyyco

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