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07-11-2018 , 06:02 AM

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Yakmelk

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Pooter was way ahead of his time.

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07-12-2018 , 06:15 PM

#42177

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Moisthands Alou loved pissing on his digits!

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07-13-2018 , 10:04 AM

#42178

Gorgonian

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My dad posted this this morning. Good grief, oldpeoplefacebook.

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07-13-2018 , 10:24 AM

#42179

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,982

lol

the double post makes it even better.

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07-13-2018 , 10:47 AM

#42180

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,256

I love the mobile-only instructions, too. I picture some olds on desktops mashing their fingers against their old CRT monitors and getting all cranky because nothing's happening.

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07-13-2018 , 12:55 PM

#42181

gregorio

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It works! Look at how many more people are reading his post.

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07-20-2018 , 03:34 AM

#42182

rakemeplz

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Some chick keeps posting 11:11...like on one of those word picture things. When it's 11:11 she goes on social media and posts this 11:11 word picture with background. She thinks its good luck or something. Facebook keeps showing this to me as like the most important thing I need to see today even several hours later. It's like some sort of continuous black mirroresque hell.

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07-20-2018 , 03:35 AM

#42183

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,982

Facebook puts pics of people that you like. Stop stalking her and it should go away

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07-20-2018 , 03:39 AM

#42184

rakemeplz

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She's not even hot! I've never even felt like checking out her pictures in a fit of boredom in case she could somehow have an interesting life or have hot friends or something. If I did that I would be able to comprehend the punishment social media seems to be mindlessly doling out to me.

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07-21-2018 , 12:32 PM

#42185

Csaba

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Posted by a random guy I met on a night out and never spoke to again.

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08-11-2018 , 02:51 PM

#42186

Gorgonian

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old people facebook again

Post and comments are all the same dude.

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08-11-2018 , 03:23 PM

#42187

matrat

adept

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 913

#blessed

Last edited by matrat; 08-11-2018 at 03:24 PM. Reason: I see the cursor I left, fu I'm not redoing it

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08-11-2018 , 04:48 PM

#42188

Losing all

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While the angel and pile of goup are #nice, who needs that many wine glasses? A sinner, that's who.

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08-12-2018 , 02:04 AM

#42189

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 48,217

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Originally Posted by Gorgonian

My dad posted this this morning. Good grief, oldpeoplefacebook.

Imagine seeing 5 of these type of posts every day and you have my mother's Facebook wall.

She loves the ones involving missing kids who are normally long found or not even missing.

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08-14-2018 , 04:56 AM

#42190

JayTeeMe

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If you're a grown person and you pee on someone's couch by accident. Tell them. Cause that's gross and it needs to be cleaned right away otherwise it ruins stuff. Like my couch. This is now the second time I've found urine on my couch seat. And I know it's not my dog. Cause his urine smells so much stronger. Thankfully I just bought a new couch today. Unfortunately it won't be here til Thursday so I have to deal with the main couch I sit on that's covered in urine.
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How is it possible that someone could pee on your couch and you could not know who it is?

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08-14-2018 , 06:13 AM

#42191

gregorio

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Just flip the cushion over

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08-14-2018 , 05:27 PM

#42192

NicReynolds

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Poppy got sloppy

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08-14-2018 , 10:47 PM

#42193

Heroball

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Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 9,402

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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe

How is it possible that someone could pee on your couch and you could not know who it is?

Some people throw parties where more than one person shows up, JTM.

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08-15-2018 , 04:25 PM

#42194

DarkOne

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I suspect that if someone urinated on a couch at a crowded party, others would be aware of who did it

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08-16-2018 , 12:02 AM

#42195

rakemeplz

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pretty sure that person posts on 2p2 - urine coucher or something.

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08-21-2018 , 09:50 PM

#42196

rakemeplz

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I title this status "A Job For The Prayer Warriors":

Spoiler:

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08-21-2018 , 09:58 PM

#42197

gamboneee

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Originally Posted by DarkOne

I suspect that if someone urinated on a couch at a crowded party, others would be aware of who did it

apparently you'd be surprised then

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08-22-2018 , 12:12 PM

#42198

bahbahmickey

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Originally Posted by DarkOne

I suspect that if someone urinated on a couch at a crowded party, others would be aware of who did it

I have been to plenty of parties where I could have urinated on a couch without anyone knowing, but didn't. #pissedopportunities

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08-22-2018 , 05:44 PM

#42199

rakemeplz

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Feminazi Chick has a dream about Trump:

Spoiler:

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08-26-2018 , 12:49 AM

#42200

rakemeplz

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Some reply about some abortion related topic:

psi keep my dick in my paints and have 2 kids and have raised them to adulthood and they are not in hail in prison or ?? they both are working and living good lives [[ and not your white privilege thing they work they got the education they did the job and they went to work [[every day]] can you say that about the other kids that needed to be aborted but they wanted them ?? for what the free ride thing [ I'm calling it like I've seen it ]] !!

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