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05-23-2018 , 05:07 PM

#42026

gregorio

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Wow do I feel stupid. I've been cleaning my eyes with aged poop all these years.

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05-23-2018 , 07:36 PM

#42027

Louis Cyphre

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Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 11,025

If it's stupid but it works it ain't stupid.

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05-23-2018 , 08:00 PM

#42028

Rexx14

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Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 7,215

Urine can also be used as a fertiliser for citrus trees! That's on my list of things I need to know if the apocalypse comes.

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05-23-2018 , 09:31 PM

#42029

ChrisV

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 40,336

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Originally Posted by WateryBoil

lol that cant be true

I mean in terms of colony-forming units of bacteria. One study found an average of 1,600,000 per square inch of smartphone surface. There are a maximum of 100,000 per mL of healthy urine. More than that and you're diagnosed with an infection.

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05-23-2018 , 09:38 PM

#42030

Rococo

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 18,089

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Originally Posted by ChrisV

I'm pretty mad that I can't seem to find the classic Pooter piss sex thread. You guys are really missing out if you haven't seen that one.

For those of you who have never read this thread, you're welcome.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/6...92/?highlight=

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05-23-2018 , 09:47 PM

#42031

Rexx14

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Amusing reading the first page of that thread that half the posters are banned.

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05-24-2018 , 01:10 AM

#42032

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

The Chinese dog eating/ torture/ sick ****ing arse hole / inhumane / you are not human but are just scum bag Chinese third world ****s / festival MUST BE STOPPED. Sorry for the language but some things are worth it. This is not acceptable. This is not how humans should behave. What the hell is wrong with these people. And for those who cry” but other animals get treated badly for human consumption “ yes you are right but it’s nothing like what these dirty ****ing pricks are doing .

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05-24-2018 , 01:33 AM

#42033

ChrisV

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 40,336

Always jarring when I read posts from people and am like "wtf?", then realize it's this thread and they're quoting someone.

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05-24-2018 , 01:53 AM

#42034

Rexx14

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Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 7,215

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rococo

For those of you who have never read this thread, you're welcome.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/6...92/?highlight=

That's quite the rabbit hole to try and scramble out of.

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05-24-2018 , 04:27 AM

#42035

ChrisV

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The original thread where he declared his love of women urinating was even better. In the linked thread at one point someone hassles him about STD risk and he replies "Dude I pay hookers to use my mouth as a toilet". Amazing post right there.

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05-24-2018 , 05:16 AM

#42036

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Piss in the eyes may sound stupid, but I assumed that the first person who ate what popped out of a chickens rear end probably got some funny looks too.

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05-24-2018 , 05:45 AM

#42037

Bloobird

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Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 24,250

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Originally Posted by Rococo

For those of you who have never read this thread, you're welcome.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/6...92/?highlight=

wow this really is something

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05-24-2018 , 06:49 PM

#42038

W0X0F

sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,829

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Piss in the eyes may sound stupid, but I assumed that the first person who ate what popped out of a chickens rear end probably got some funny looks too.

Anatomy fail

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05-24-2018 , 07:33 PM

#42039

DrChesspain

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Originally Posted by ChrisV

Always jarring when I read posts from people and am like "wtf?", then realize it's this thread and they're quoting someone.

LOL, I was also thinking "Man, traveling though Central America has sure made him salty."

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05-24-2018 , 10:52 PM

#42040

runout_mick

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,171

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Originally Posted by W0X0F

Anatomy fail

Fail fail

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05-25-2018 , 02:45 AM

#42041

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

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Originally Posted by W0X0F

Anatomy fail

Last time I checked it still comes out from behind them.

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05-25-2018 , 04:07 AM

#42042

JayTeeMe

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 29,409

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

Been saying it for literally decades. The American sheeple are something else. The cycle will never end until people wake up and become aware and vocal. People are too dumb, scared, and just dont give a ****. The sheeple will eventually be the undoing of a once proud and great country.

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05-25-2018 , 06:32 AM

#42043

Csaba

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3,131

Please post that meme in the original thread then post the responses in this thread.

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05-25-2018 , 11:42 AM

#42044

Rococo

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 18,089

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Originally Posted by W0X0F

Anatomy fail

Anatomy fail indeed. By you!

http://www.answers.com/Q/What_is_a_chicken_vent

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05-25-2018 , 01:32 PM

#42045

campfirewest

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 9,929

This is more puzzling than idiotic or narcissistic

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Friday survey: Do I know anyone that has connections to a llama or alpaca? Preferably one that can make a house call? This is a serious question.

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05-25-2018 , 01:46 PM

#42046

Johnny Truant

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Since backpage went down it’s challenging to find an outcall llama I suppose.

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05-25-2018 , 08:38 PM

#42047

Rexx14

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At least they weren't discriminatory and were willing to accept alpacas too.

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05-26-2018 , 09:18 PM

#42048

rakemeplz

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

I feel like reposting this persons spelling mistakes is cruel:

DONT PROMISE OWER DAUGHTER U WILL BE BACK IN A HR N TAKE HER TO THE PARK N STILL ANT HOME WHEN U FLIPPING LEFT AT 9:30 this am

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05-26-2018 , 10:16 PM

#42049

ChrisV

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Don't want to sound like a snob, but how are you friends with someone who spells that badly? I don't mean how like how could you be, I mean how did this state of affairs come to be.