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05-03-2018 , 07:50 AM

#41976

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

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lol @ people who think that's real

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05-08-2018 , 03:25 PM

#41977

Mrage

Pooh-Bah

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05-08-2018 , 08:08 PM

#41978

sumey

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Those emojis really elevate that sanctimonious post to another level.

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05-10-2018 , 07:13 PM

#41979

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

some chicks been posting stupid affirmation **** for like months nonstop after a breakup

i replied:

"ten years from now - slowly push away the empty beer bottles from the side of my bed and stumble into my slippers before clicking "continue watching" on the 400th time i've watched season 8 of the office

it goes both ways!"

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05-10-2018 , 08:03 PM

#41980

xnbomb

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wish I had a screen shot of this, but was just shown it by my mom.

A girl my sister went to school with (who faked having cancer as a junior) was in 2 car accidents within 2 weeks. During the 2nd one, her mom posts a facebook status asking for prayers for "Emily" who had just been in a car crash. We assumed it was the original crash.

Nope. Someone commented asking if she was alright. Her mom replies back "Not sure. She's slurring her speech. We're still waiting for the ambulance to get here"

she'd live updating her daughter's car accident while they're waiting for the ambulance. One of the funniest things I've ever seen on social media

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05-10-2018 , 09:21 PM

#41981

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

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Hey man, she needed to get those prayers flowing in ASAP.

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05-11-2018 , 07:15 AM

#41982

applesauce123

adept

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I wanna here more about the fake cancer

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05-11-2018 , 01:06 PM

#41983

Mrage

Pooh-Bah

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1 like = 1 pray
1 comment = 1 ambulance

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05-11-2018 , 01:39 PM

#41984

TheRealIABoomer

old hand

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I wonder if her daughter's speech was slurred before the accident? Live updating a DUI accident would be next level.

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05-11-2018 , 03:48 PM

#41985

Fossilkid93

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Originally Posted by jmakin

some chicks been posting stupid affirmation **** for like months nonstop after a breakup

What a moron...Christmas in 10 years isn't even on a Friday.

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05-11-2018 , 04:48 PM

#41986

xnbomb

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Originally Posted by applesauce123

I wanna here more about the fake cancer

my sister was friends with Emily at this time-or, at least, they were teammates. My sister came home one day from school crying saying that Emily told their entire team that she had cancer.

We find out about a week later, after Emily had gone the entire week telling everyone she had cancer, that she hadn't been diagnosed. She had gone in for a physical and their was a lump somewhere (can't remember where), and to her that meant she had cancer. No blood work done or anything. She went to a specialist and it ended up being a cyst.

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05-11-2018 , 05:03 PM

#41987

bahbahmickey

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#survivor #emilystrong

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05-11-2018 , 05:27 PM

#41988

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

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Originally Posted by Mrage

This is incredible.

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05-11-2018 , 05:43 PM

#41989

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

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Originally Posted by OmgGlutten!

Lol it's like when Dumbledore put the spell on Hogwarts to keep the dementors out

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05-11-2018 , 07:01 PM

#41990

Fossilkid93

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Why does HE allow violence in churches and other places HE's allowed? Couldn't HE easily turn them into salt or whatever?

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05-11-2018 , 07:17 PM

#41991

Johnny Truant

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mysterious ways. ldo.

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05-12-2018 , 07:56 PM

#41992

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

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My acupuncturist says I barely leave any marks after cupping. He said many people have stuck energy that needs to be moved (leaving more marks) But mine is very fluid already and just requires gentle support. He said that totally matches up with the rest of my life.

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05-12-2018 , 08:18 PM

#41993

Rexx14

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I forgot what thread I was in and thought for a moment you were talking about yourself lol.

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05-13-2018 , 09:47 AM

#41994

punkass

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Ugh mothers day. I see posts of "I'm a happy mom." with dog pics.

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05-13-2018 , 09:51 AM

#41995

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Dog babies > Real babies

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05-14-2018 , 12:53 PM

#41996

Mrage

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"4 legged / fur baby" momma posts are such AIDS. Life tilt. Congrats on having a pet no one gives a flying fk asodpfijasghalghdgfagj

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05-20-2018 , 01:29 AM

#41997

rakemeplz

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Been saying it for literally decades. The American sheeple are something else. The cycle will never end until people wake up and become aware and vocal. People are too dumb, scared, and just dont give a ****. The sheeple will eventually be the undoing of a once proud and great country.