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As long as your daughter knows birth control and what it means in the context of not having kids too young - you've done a bang up job

For those of you who will say "but she's four" never to young to keep them off the pole and out of the delivery room

**** that. I want grand babies!

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05-14-2016 , 04:36 PM

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Natamus

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I'm now imagining a listicle: The top 20 words you didn't know 4 year olds knew - Number 7 will SHOCK YOU!!!

Sent from a whisper on the wind

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05-14-2016 , 04:40 PM

#36178

WateryBoil

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Originally Posted by GusJohnsonGOAT

That was obviously written by an adult. No 4 year old knows how to spell that well or even get close to that level of penmanship. I don't think it is physically possible for them to write that well at that age.

this lol, people honestly thought it was written by a 4 year old? lols.

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05-14-2016 , 06:15 PM

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PocketChads

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I don't think it was written by a 4-year old. The most likely thing is she's 14 and committing fraud. Probably to be the star of the local T ball league.

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05-14-2016 , 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

Oh damn. You aren't impressed? Can't imagine how that would crush me if I considered you an actual person AND I was trying to impress you. Well luckily for me my point that you missed is permanent is not a word a four year old wouldn't know.

Cool story bro

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05-14-2016 , 08:10 PM

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From a commissioned navy officer:

"Time to go to war. I feel like this is the perfect anthem for me right now. The lyrics couldn't express my feelings any better right now. :-)

For those wondering about any "cryptic message" if you know me, you know I HATE THOSE. Shoot me a PM and I can explain the whole thing............"

Followed by Pantera- Walk.

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05-14-2016 , 08:13 PM

#36182

Jihad2

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I should specify that by "war" I assume he means anything but war. He's not in any combat arms component.

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05-14-2016 , 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by pvn

Cool story bro

Aww. What happened to you? Got your heart broken? Bullied? Just an underachiever who thinks he is smarter than all the people he reports to and resents the whole world? It's okay bud. Everybody hurts. It often gets better when you grow up. Ask around.

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05-14-2016 , 09:26 PM

#36184

KPowers

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This Facebook "news" "news" has ignited quite a few lolworthy posts, nothing worth sharing but the reads are still good.

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05-14-2016 , 10:03 PM

#36185

pvn

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

You read my soul

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05-14-2016 , 10:05 PM

#36186

pvn

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I'm inspired

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05-14-2016 , 10:08 PM

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pvn

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I quit the gang. Going back to school

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05-14-2016 , 10:26 PM

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Johnny Truant

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Originally Posted by pvn

I quit the gang. Going back to school

Believe me, nobody envisions you would be gang material.

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05-14-2016 , 10:50 PM

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txdome

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For all you dopes commenting that wasn't written by a 4 year old, of course it wasn't. It is written by the teacher as a mothers/fathers day present. I see these posted by very honest people all the time. I would rather just see milf bikini pics, but these sneak in there.

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05-14-2016 , 11:14 PM

#36190

I_AM_EVIL

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Does anyone really think that was written by a 4yr old?

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05-14-2016 , 11:41 PM

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pvn

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

Believe me, nobody envisions you would be gang material.

You should really try to monetize this ****, dawg. It's gold, Jerry, gold.

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05-14-2016 , 11:43 PM

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1) my kid is a genius, knows what the word "permanent" means and she's only 12.
2) you work at starbux and have no self esteem

Any other hot zingers? This is really cutting edge stuff

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05-14-2016 , 11:44 PM

#36193

pvn

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I smell a book deal for sure

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05-15-2016 , 01:30 AM

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moo buckets

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Originally Posted by pvn

1) my kid is a genius, knows what the word "permanent" means and she's only 12.
2) you work at starbux and have no self esteem

Any other hot zingers? This is really cutting edge stuff

You still think it's a brag when someone says a child knows a word with three syllables?

Here's a thought:

stop posting

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05-15-2016 , 01:35 AM

#36195

Snoopy5

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pvn --> unrustle your jimmies

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05-15-2016 , 02:52 AM

#36196

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

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This derail isn't in the top 5 worst the thread has seen, but it's still pretty bad.

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05-15-2016 , 08:38 AM

#36197

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I heard she's actually 6, but wears makeup to look like a 4 year old so she can win more stickers for her neat writing and large vocabulary.

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05-15-2016 , 10:03 AM

#36198

pvn

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Originally Posted by moo buckets

You still think it's a brag when someone says a child knows a word with three syllables?

lol

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05-15-2016 , 11:09 AM

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chopstick

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pvn/Johnny - please take it to PMs or somewhere else. You guys are AIDSing up the thread.

No way that came from a four year old and lol at anyone who thinks it did. The entire "look at how smart my child is! look!" has always been and will always be surrogate attention whoring by insecure people in need of validation who are cognizant enough of first level social interaction basics to understand it's bad to beg for attention directly.