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06-10-2011 , 01:58 PM
Those last two aren't real right? Can we get a photoshop expert ITT?
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06-10-2011 , 02:03 PM
Fake. All of the ones with parents are fake. "WTF MOM!!! OMG!!!"
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06-10-2011 , 02:06 PM
I don't know. There are lots of ******ed kids out there and lots of ******ed parents too. It seems likely that there are at least a few FB posts with both ******ed kids and parents.
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06-10-2011 , 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
emo girl who used to cut herself makes yet another appearance in this thread:
Tell her: "I don't know, have you been diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder yet?
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06-10-2011 , 03:16 PM
I dropped a 'FANCY HATS, BITCH' last night. not only b/c there were several broads in fancy hats, but also b/c that location cracks me so consistantly up
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06-10-2011 , 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeyObviously
Those last two aren't real right? Can we get a photoshop expert ITT?
The fakes aren't photoshopped, people just make new accounts and coordinate the post.
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06-10-2011 , 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by jjshabado
I don't know. There are lots of ******ed kids out there and lots of ******ed parents too. It seems likely that there are at least a few FB posts with both ******ed kids and parents.
About once a month I'll have to talk to somebody's Mom who is either butting into or simply trying to fix whatever their college aged child is ****ing up. While there's a chance these are all fake- people like that utterly exist.
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06-10-2011 , 04:43 PM
It's the responses that give them away as fake.
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06-10-2011 , 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Phresh
It's the responses that give them away as fake.
How so? I mean you guys don't think there are people ******ed enough to make these kinds of posts? That seems like a really high bar for humanity.
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06-10-2011 , 04:49 PM
These are amazing. I'm happy that I don't have much to contribute. So happy.
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06-10-2011 , 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ImsaKidd
The fakes aren't photoshopped, people just make new accounts and coordinate the post.
Outsmarted by Facebook rogues again!

I realize that "I don't have Facebook" is the new "I don't have a TV" as another posted cleverly pointed out once...but I'm really glad I don't have FB. It would tilt me really hard.
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06-10-2011 , 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by jjshabado
How so? I mean you guys don't think there are people ******ed enough to make these kinds of posts? That seems like a really high bar for humanity.
OMG MOM!! THAT IS SO EMBARRASSING STOP!

"Come on, honey. It's okay, your father and I enjoy anal sex as well!'

MOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!

They're so easy to fake + these sites are so popular = tons of fake ones.
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06-10-2011 , 07:02 PM
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/06/10/...ing/?hpt=hp_t2

people on facebook thinking they're spies and ****. (stole this link from nham.)
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06-10-2011 , 10:23 PM
Just found this thread, here's one from just now:

"Going to bed have an EARLY morning tomorrow yard sailing!!!"

*facepalm*
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06-10-2011 , 10:51 PM
yard sailing? wtf
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06-11-2011 , 12:04 AM
My starboard neighbor is a real douche
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06-11-2011 , 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/06/10/...ing/?hpt=hp_t2

people on facebook thinking they're spies and ****. (stole this link from nham.)
This is some next level ****. Husband owns.
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06-11-2011 , 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by antidan444
Just found this thread, here's one from just now:

"Going to bed have an EARLY morning tomorrow yard sailing!!!"

*facepalm*
Awesome.
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06-11-2011 , 11:54 AM
i feel like i'm in on the ground floor of something. pretty soon, the internet will be flooded with pictures of bored european youths lying prone, board stiff, in the gardens and grounds of random homes, canvas sheets tied to a pole mounted on their backs -- yard sailing.
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06-11-2011 , 07:42 PM
Today's contribution, although the status itself isn't bad and the Humane Society gets the LOLs:

"At the LuHowl to support the Humane Society!"

That's right. The LuHowl.
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06-11-2011 , 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by fredd-bird
Note: people that display their middle names are ******s.
Why are the timelines all ****ed up?
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06-11-2011 , 08:49 PM
tl;dr

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06-11-2011 , 08:51 PM
Fantastic.
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06-11-2011 , 09:55 PM
I gotta give him credit for that.
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06-11-2011 , 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker
pretty soon, the internet will be flooded with pictures of bored european youths lying prone, board stiff, in the gardens and grounds of ...
(Humorous error, witty pun, or crass innuendo?)
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