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This tilts the f outta me for some reason. Friends posts "twisted" everytime he goes out or smokes a blunt.
Or "its Saturday, time to get drunk" or Friday night "twisted as usual"
Ur 26 years old, stfu, no1 Gives a ***! I actually confronted him the other day, hope he stops that crap.

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05-02-2011 , 11:06 PM

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Nice screenname.

Last edited by KPowers; 05-02-2011 at 11:07 PM. Reason: worse than any of this is def every youtube comment starting with "like this if.." **** YOU

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05-02-2011 , 11:47 PM

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^ When CHRONICFEVER confronts you about your public weed-smoking brags, you know you have a problem.

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05-03-2011 , 12:52 AM

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An ex-coworker just finished astrology school (apparently there is such a thing) and his status updates have been so terrible lately.

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for my last test I interpreted an anonymous birth chart. I wrote "religious symbolism would play an active part in this person's life but a tendency towards alcoholism and substance abuse is evident. this person seems to be pretty manic, crazy even, and easily loses touch with reality." I turned my paper in, and my teacher returned the paper with my grading. I got a 99%, and turns out it was the chart of Mel Gibson.

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great consult with [some chick]. potentialities at play. multi-dimensional wellness center in the works.

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your astrological forecast for May 2011 is now up! if you have questions, put them in the comments. I'm happy to talk specifics with you if you have certain days in mind. I love May, and I know you will too. check out the forecast for details.

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tomorrow's New Moon gives cosmic support for new projects, practical application of new ideas. use now through May 17 to initiate, May 17-19 to review effectiveness. read May forecast for more info.

Oh. My. God.

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05-03-2011 , 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by pongo

An ex-coworker just finished astrology school (apparently there is such a thing) and his status updates have been so terrible lately.

Oh. My. God.

Standard for a chick, but LOL for a guy.

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05-03-2011 , 01:01 AM

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grando

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lol astrology school

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05-03-2011 , 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Golden_Rhino

Standard for a chick, but LOL for a guy.

oh whatever. I am not friends with any girls this dumb, but there are a few guys...

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05-03-2011 , 01:18 AM

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lol astrology school is hilarious, nice find keep us updated plz

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05-03-2011 , 01:20 AM

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oh whatever. I am not friends with any girls this dumb, but there are a few guys...

I never saw astrology as dumb, but as more of a girl thing than a guy thing. Didn't mean to offend.

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05-03-2011 , 01:21 AM

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astrology school...cant stop laughing

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05-03-2011 , 01:26 AM

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I do kind of take offense to astrology being a girl thing, rather than just a really stupid thing.

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05-03-2011 , 01:33 AM

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I do kind of take offense to astrology being a girl thing, rather than just a really stupid thing.

I guess nobody really owns the stupidity of astrology.

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05-03-2011 , 01:41 AM

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D-

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05-03-2011 , 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by pongo

Oh. My. God.

Apply the ideas you learned in this thread and defriend.

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05-03-2011 , 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by pongo

I do kind of take offense to astrology being a girl thing, rather than just a really stupid thing.

this doesn't really make sense to me, as i would assume that astrology predominantly is a 'girl thing'. that might just be my own personal experience, but i would be legit surprised if others didn't feel the same and if it weren't just a factual statement

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05-03-2011 , 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by neuroman

^ When CHRONICFEVER confronts you about your public weed-smoking brags, you know you have a problem.

haha, got me there. but I mean you can smoke,do hookerz n blow, get wasted, etc.. but the whole world doesnt have to know about it. once in a while is acceptable but 3-4 times a week is just like wtf! especially for some1 his age. I think I'm biased because he owes me some money and it tilts me that he has money to go out and not pay up.
he once took a picure of his bar tab (60$).( WHO THE F DOES THAT)
no1 ***** cares!!!!!

end rant.

p.s. dunt even smoke chronic anymore

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05-03-2011 , 03:00 AM

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The (not quite accurate) anti-revenge MLK quotes are coming out in bloom.

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05-03-2011 , 03:03 AM

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An ex-coworker just finished astrology school (apparently there is such a thing) and his status updates have been so terrible lately.

Oh. My. God.

My male friend who has been constantly posting about major imminent new age happenings was disappointed that his "vision" was just Osama eating the big one.

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05-03-2011 , 03:05 AM

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pretty crazy, never thought there was an astrology school. so what kind of job can you get with that? like crystal ball reader or something.

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05-03-2011 , 03:09 AM

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pretty crazy, never thought there was an astrology school. so what kind of job can you get with that? like crystal ball reader or something.

About as many jobs as you can get from Hogwarts school of Magic.

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05-03-2011 , 03:14 AM

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"potentialities at play. multi-dimensional wellness center in the works."

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05-03-2011 , 08:09 AM

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Wow, I defriend anyone that writes like this. Few things are more tilting than seeing numbers used in words ("some1", "no1").

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05-03-2011 , 09:33 AM

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This is making the rounds on my feed today:

Let's be clear on this: OBAMA did NOT kill Bin Laden. An American soldier, who Obama just a few weeks ago was debating on whether or not to PAY, did. Obama just happened to be in office when our soldiers finally found OBL and took him out. This is NOTan Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!! REPOST IF YOU AGREE!!!

Thanks, facebook - without you I would have thought it was literally Obama who killed Bin Laden.

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05-03-2011 , 11:00 AM

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It's pretty much a lock for Pongo's male ex-coworker to be a pretty flagrant prancing homosexual, which makes the astrology thing make a lot of sense (the flagrant prancing part, not the being gay).

But I would be surprised if it was a strongly predominantly female population that cared about astrology.

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