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I found erotic pics of coworker on the printer. What did I do/What would you do? I found erotic pics of coworker on the printer. What did I do/What would you do?
View Poll Results: What would you do?
Shred the pics and say nothing
36 49.32%
Ping her and ask if she left anything on the printer
14 19.18%
Call the boss or HR
1 1.37%
Ping her sister and ask her to ask her sister if she left anything on the printer
2 2.74%
Call the wife to get a woman's perspective on how to proceed
3 4.11%
Keep for fapping material
22 30.14%

05-30-2020 , 12:36 PM
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05-30-2020 , 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by VincentVega
I have to agree with de captain here. 3/8 is a nonsensical outlier. I'm trying to imagine many women I've encountered with this ratio but everybody's scale differs. If I say someone has a 3 face shes pretty **** ugly and even a few beers ain't fixing that.
And since the pics were taken from above they were basically closeups of her face. Made shredding immediately maybe even an easier response
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05-30-2020 , 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar

Last edited by WateryBoil; 05-30-2020 at 04:31 PM.
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05-30-2020 , 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by VincentVega
I have to agree with de captain here. 3/8 is a nonsensical outlier. I'm trying to imagine many women I've encountered with this ratio but everybody's scale differs. If I say someone has a 3 face shes pretty **** ugly and even a few beers ain't fixing that. BOTTOM line: a 3 face usually doesnt have the self esteem to keep an 8 body up.
Guess you've never been to Thailand
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05-30-2020 , 07:55 PM
Back in my very early 20's there was this girl I used to hook up up with pretty regularly at work. She was decently hot, probably like a 6 face but legit 9.5 rack. She was 19 and right in her prime.

Anyway this was at one of the few places in town that could print out self-service digital pics. You had to bring your SD card, plug it in, upload your pics to the machine, and then print them out. Maybe some cameras didn't even have the card back then, and you had to plug the whole thing in. Can't remember.

So one day I got to work early in the morning and the girl who was there before me immediately drags me into the back room, all excited. "You won't believe what I found today!" She was bi, and very much loved checking out girls.

Apparently hookup buddy had closed the night before, and left her SD card in the photo machine. Opening girl printed out a whole stack of images. And the first few were all nudes, but just softcore selfie type pics. I knew very well what she looked like naked but obviously I still flipped through, bc boobs.

Then I got to some much more explicit pictures. She was riding and enjoying herself very much, and one picture in particular featured a (huuuuuge) cock halfway inside.

A very very familiar cock.

FUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK that's my dick! OMFG wtffffffff?!?
Thought my life was over.
Apparently she had somehow taken a few pictures in the mirror with her digicam that I was completely unaware of. Which made sense bc I was hammered 99% of the that we hooked up. Luckily you couldn't see my face or upper body in any of them - just legs and various lengths of dong. Thank god.

I took the whole pile and tore them all up, then threw the shreds out in the dumpster, telling the opener girl we'd get fired if our boss showed up while these were spread out everywhere.
Well she had saved the files so the whole store saw them anyway. I sweated bullets for months.

Never told a soul it was me. Another girl figured it out like a year later but by that time it was old news, most people from that time had moved on, and afaik nobody else ever found out.

The end.
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05-30-2020 , 08:02 PM
I don’t know why I bother frequenting this forum, because I am obviously widely disliked. However for the education of the young people here, what part of the sentence “ continuous frenzied Masturbation” do you not understand? If you explain your concerns I will address them while speaking slowly and using simple words .

Last edited by Rebelp; 05-30-2020 at 08:05 PM. Reason: I can also adopt a patronising tone of voice while I do this
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05-30-2020 , 10:41 PM
you wot m8
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05-30-2020 , 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by cs3
Back in my very early 20's there was this girl I used to hook up up with pretty regularly at work. She was decently hot, probably like a 6 face but legit 9.5 rack. She was 19 and right in her prime.

Anyway this was at one of the few places in town that could print out self-service digital pics. You had to bring your SD card, plug it in, upload your pics to the machine, and then print them out. Maybe some cameras didn't even have the card back then, and you had to plug the whole thing in. Can't remember.

So one day I got to work early in the morning and the girl who was there before me immediately drags me into the back room, all excited. "You won't believe what I found today!" She was bi, and very much loved checking out girls.

Apparently hookup buddy had closed the night before, and left her SD card in the photo machine. Opening girl printed out a whole stack of images. And the first few were all nudes, but just softcore selfie type pics. I knew very well what she looked like naked but obviously I still flipped through, bc boobs.

Then I got to some much more explicit pictures. She was riding and enjoying herself very much, and one picture in particular featured a (huuuuuge) cock halfway inside.

A very very familiar cock.

FUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK that's my dick! OMFG wtffffffff?!?
Thought my life was over.
Apparently she had somehow taken a few pictures in the mirror with her digicam that I was completely unaware of. Which made sense bc I was hammered 99% of the that we hooked up. Luckily you couldn't see my face or upper body in any of them - just legs and various lengths of dong. Thank god.

I took the whole pile and tore them all up, then threw the shreds out in the dumpster, telling the opener girl we'd get fired if our boss showed up while these were spread out everywhere.
Well she had saved the files so the whole store saw them anyway. I sweated bullets for months.

Never told a soul it was me. Another girl figured it out like a year later but by that time it was old news, most people from that time had moved on, and afaik nobody else ever found out.

The end.
Ok LongDong CSilver
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05-30-2020 , 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alobar
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05-31-2020 , 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cs3
Back in my very early 20's there was this girl I used to hook up up with pretty regularly at work. She was decently hot, probably like a 6 face but legit 9.5 rack. She was 19 and right in her prime.

Anyway this was at one of the few places in town that could print out self-service digital pics. You had to bring your SD card, plug it in, upload your pics to the machine, and then print them out. Maybe some cameras didn't even have the card back then, and you had to plug the whole thing in. Can't remember.

So one day I got to work early in the morning and the girl who was there before me immediately drags me into the back room, all excited. "You won't believe what I found today!" She was bi, and very much loved checking out girls.

Apparently hookup buddy had closed the night before, and left her SD card in the photo machine. Opening girl printed out a whole stack of images. And the first few were all nudes, but just softcore selfie type pics. I knew very well what she looked like naked but obviously I still flipped through, bc boobs.

Then I got to some much more explicit pictures. She was riding and enjoying herself very much, and one picture in particular featured a (huuuuuge) cock halfway inside.

A very very familiar cock.

FUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK that's my dick! OMFG wtffffffff?!?
Thought my life was over.
Apparently she had somehow taken a few pictures in the mirror with her digicam that I was completely unaware of. Which made sense bc I was hammered 99% of the that we hooked up. Luckily you couldn't see my face or upper body in any of them - just legs and various lengths of dong. Thank god.

I took the whole pile and tore them all up, then threw the shreds out in the dumpster, telling the opener girl we'd get fired if our boss showed up while these were spread out everywhere.
Well she had saved the files so the whole store saw them anyway. I sweated bullets for months.

Never told a soul it was me. Another girl figured it out like a year later but by that time it was old news, most people from that time had moved on, and afaik nobody else ever found out.

The end.
Smells like fabrication or extreme untaught.

If you got a hogger, you don't give a **** who knows it.

And if it becomes known, especially at that age, there's plenty of curiosity seekers.

If you don't take advantage of that, its not GTO, its little PP.

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05-31-2020 , 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by offTopic
very nice
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05-31-2020 , 07:54 PM
Well done op.
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06-01-2020 , 03:27 AM
so that's why mlylt would drive longer than 20 min
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06-01-2020 , 11:58 AM
Alobar, that chic is just nasty all around.
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06-01-2020 , 03:51 PM
I want to live in the world where that body is considered nasty
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06-01-2020 , 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by cs3
Another girl figured it out like a year later
How?
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06-02-2020 , 03:24 AM
OP, thankfully they weren't your wifes.
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06-02-2020 , 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Didace
I didn't know about this "ookie cookie" thing. Had to Google it. Thanks a lot.
I just googled it based on your post, and had my best for real laugh out loud in probably a year.
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06-02-2020 , 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
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06-02-2020 , 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by WateryBoil
Lol gold
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06-02-2020 , 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by chillrob
I just googled it based on your post, and had my best for real laugh out loud in probably a year.
For reals? That's curious.


That's just your run of the mill Sticky Muffin, but using a cookie instead!


I think there's a non zero chance that game has never been played. Similar to feltching. Outside of perhaps a porn shoot.
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06-02-2020 , 03:41 PM
Also had to google ookie cookie lol, never heard of that, sticky muffin , or feltching.

Ive heard of ookie cookie but never heard it called that and always assumed/hoped it was an urban legend that people dont actually do lol.
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06-02-2020 , 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by COCKBOAT
How?
Use your imagination

Last edited by cs3; 06-02-2020 at 07:36 PM. Reason: On second thought please don't!
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06-02-2020 , 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by lvBlitzforce
Also had to google ookie cookie lol, never heard of that, sticky muffin , or feltching.

Ive heard of ookie cookie but never heard it called that and always assumed/hoped it was an urban legend that people dont actually do lol.
Just don't be last.
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06-02-2020 , 08:02 PM
I think if you're participating you must be ok with being last.
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