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I found erotic pics of coworker on the printer. What did I do/What would you do?

View Poll Results: What would you do?

Shred the pics and say nothing

36 49.32%

Ping her and ask if she left anything on the printer

14 19.18%

Call the boss or HR

1 1.37%

Ping her sister and ask her to ask her sister if she left anything on the printer

2 2.74%

Call the wife to get a woman's perspective on how to proceed

3 4.11%

Keep for fapping material

22 30.14%

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05-29-2020 , 02:49 AM

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Villian1

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I feel like we just went back to 1998.

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05-29-2020 , 03:10 AM

#27

muttiah

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I think your only choice is to reciprocate and slip in a few fresh pics.

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05-29-2020 , 03:53 AM

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All-inMcLovin

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Originally Posted by D0UGHBOY

Pay it forward. Time to leave some tastefully shot nudes in the printer.

lololol

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05-29-2020 , 04:06 AM

#29

krunic

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Correct response:

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05-29-2020 , 04:32 AM

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All-inMcLovin

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lol I was thinking the same exact thing krunic but I got sidetracked and hadn't found the jpg yet lololol

Better yet, don't send her a photo of you. Leave the Costanza pic in the printer for her to see!

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05-29-2020 , 08:46 AM

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magking1

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Just curious, especially to those with Impeccable morals who answer shred them with disdain for anyone who thinks otherwise

Does decision change if it were a dude?
How about if lady was actually someone you were hoping to get with?
What if it were someone you had beef with?

ps. Good one on the Costanza!

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05-29-2020 , 12:10 PM

#32

Alobar

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im not a morally superior shredder, but if it was a dude I actually might say something then. "wtf man, you gotta be more careful......also why the eff are you printing out pictures??"

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05-29-2020 , 01:25 PM

#33

Mandragoran

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I would give her the pic and tell her that she looks hot

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05-29-2020 , 04:31 PM

#34

JinX11

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Bastard?

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05-29-2020 , 05:25 PM

#35

Losing all

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SIIHP

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05-29-2020 , 05:33 PM

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whatthejish

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Originally Posted by Alobar

also why the eff are you printing out pictures??"

This. Unless this is an actual photo printer, I can't believe anyone would do this in 2020.

Regardless, I'd shred and not mention it. If you're interested in this woman, ask her out.

Keeping for fapping material is terribly immature and irresponsible. In my younger days, I would save a lot of the sexts I received. But upon reflection, I realized I was an ******* for keeping them. There's no reason to put someone at risk like that (losing phone, internet leaks, etc.) just for a simple fap-- especially considering this was someone you ostensibly cared about at one point.

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05-29-2020 , 05:40 PM

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krunic

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The only possible explanation I can think of to print out a pic is for tributes. But I always thought the guy is supposed to be the one printing out the pic.

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05-29-2020 , 05:48 PM

#38

DodgerIrish

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They have software for that.

We've all seen the ads.

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05-29-2020 , 06:05 PM

#39

Alobar

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Originally Posted by krunic

The only possible explanation I can think of to print out a pic is for tributes. But I always thought the guy is supposed to be the one printing out the pic.

lol, wtf, is that actually a thing?

I mean obviously its a thing, any weird as sex thing has/is being done, but I mean is it actually like an ookie cookie, something no one really does but its a funny thing everyone knows and jokes about, or is this actually something lots of people are doing

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05-29-2020 , 06:23 PM

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johnzimbo

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So the voting went mostly as expected. I did shred them right away but also called my wife to ask her if there was any reason to let the woman know I found her pics on the printer. She basically said "Too bad if that woman is sweating knowing she left those pics on the printer, she violated policy by printing them"

The woman has been in the office a couple times since and I have been able to maintain my poker face. I only wish I could move up in stakes from 3-8 to 5-10

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05-29-2020 , 06:24 PM

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whatthejish

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lol @ immediately trying to make your wife jealous

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05-29-2020 , 06:54 PM

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Didace

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Originally Posted by Alobar

I mean obviously its a thing, any weird as sex thing has/is being done, but I mean is it actually like an ookie cookie, something no one really does but its a funny thing everyone knows and jokes about, or is this actually something lots of people are doing

I didn't know about this "ookie cookie" thing. Had to Google it. Thanks a lot.

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05-29-2020 , 06:56 PM

#43

lol_at_you

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Scan them and email them to the company distribution list asking if anybody left these pics on the printer.

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05-29-2020 , 06:57 PM

#44

johnzimbo

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Originally Posted by whatthejish

lol @ immediately trying to make your wife jealous

Hey I DID tell the wife the woman was a butterface

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05-29-2020 , 07:01 PM

#45

pig4bill

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Originally Posted by johnzimbo

The woman has been in the office a couple times since and I have been able to maintain my poker face. I only wish I could move up in stakes from 3-8 to 5-10

All it takes is a few beers.

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05-29-2020 , 07:35 PM

#46

magking1

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Originally Posted by johnzimbo

So the voting went mostly as expected. I did shred them right away but also called my wife to ask her if there was any reason to let the woman know I found her pics on the printer. She basically said "Too bad if that woman is sweating knowing she left those pics on the printer, she violated policy by printing them"

The woman has been in the office a couple times since and I have been able to maintain my poker face. I only wish I could move up in stakes from 3-8 to 5-10

Another reminder that Women are WAY rougher on other women than men are.

As far as butterface goes, an 8 body makes up for that by far!!

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05-29-2020 , 09:12 PM

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Didace

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Originally Posted by magking1

As far as butterface goes, an 8 body makes up for that by far!!

Lights are out, right?

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05-30-2020 , 09:47 AM

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madlex

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Among all the options, I think shredding is the one that makes sure everyone keeps their job. In case that’s an important factor to you.

If you don’t care about her job security, notify HR. If you don’t care about your job security (and your wife) you can also keep them.

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05-30-2020 , 10:32 AM

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VincentVega

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I have to agree with de captain here. 3/8 is a nonsensical outlier. I'm trying to imagine many women I've encountered with this ratio but everybody's scale differs. If I say someone has a 3 face shes pretty **** ugly and even a few beers ain't fixing that. BOTTOM line: a 3 face usually doesnt have the self esteem to keep an 8 body up.

Constanza was the obv answer but shredding them was the obv play. If she were hot I might reconsider my level of perviness

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05-30-2020 , 12:32 PM

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Alobar

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