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02-18-2006 , 10:03 AM

#51

dibbs

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Respect.

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02-18-2006 , 10:09 AM

#52

chesspain

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My favorite part of the post was the crime scene mockup of the subway car.

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02-18-2006 , 10:13 AM

#53

Yeti

Abominable

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 23,208

Tony,

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02-18-2006 , 12:00 PM

#54

Cyrus

banned

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,248

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<TONY> Did you learn something today?

She learned that she should be obnoxious only when carrying protection.

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02-18-2006 , 12:20 PM

#55

Tony_P

Crimson Challenge Conqueror

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 12,026

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photoshoped

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02-18-2006 , 12:25 PM

#56

kipin

Gigantor

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 7,848

Tony,

You're alright in my book.

Kind of reminds me of the time I stood up and turned around in a full movie theater and told the stupid 13 year old chatterboxes to "Shut the [censored] up!".

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02-18-2006 , 12:29 PM

#57

daryn

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Tony,

You're alright in my book.

Kind of reminds me of the time I stood up and turned around in a full movie theater and told the stupid 13 year old chatterboxes to "Shut the [censored] up!".

this might not have worked had you not been a colossus

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02-18-2006 , 12:32 PM

#58

eviljeff

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I was going to post how this should be in the "most illegal thing you've done" or "dickest move you've pulled" thread, but I checked and you've done more illegal and dicker things.

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02-18-2006 , 12:36 PM

#59

John Ho

grinder

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I hope it was a RAZR.

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02-18-2006 , 12:38 PM

#60

daryn

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new york city, baby (ugh)

but, gg tony

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02-18-2006 , 12:43 PM

#61

kipin

Gigantor

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 7,848

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Tony,

You're alright in my book.

Kind of reminds me of the time I stood up and turned around in a full movie theater and told the stupid 13 year old chatterboxes to "Shut the [censored] up!".

this might not have worked had you not been a colossus

It actually didn't quite work how I had hoped, the bitch decided to tell me to shut the [censored] up (after she had been talking for over an hour?!) so I proceeded to go get the manager who had to warn them to stop talking or face eviction.

Once the credits began rolling I've never seen someone leave so fast.

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02-18-2006 , 03:03 PM

#62

*TT*

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 22,860

My hero.

Stay the F*ck away from my phone, and we cool forever :

TT

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02-18-2006 , 03:17 PM

#63

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

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Happy Birthday Kipin!

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02-18-2006 , 03:20 PM

#64

Clarkmeister

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Good post Blarg. Good story Tony. Bonus points for the well-constructed initial post.

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02-18-2006 , 03:27 PM

#65

kipin

Gigantor

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Happy Birthday Kipin!

Hey thanks! The big 21 today, so maybe I can start an awesome drunk thread later tonight!

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02-18-2006 , 03:30 PM

#66

SackUp

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I'm pretty shocked by how many of you are jocking Tony for what he did.

Sure it is a really funny story, but it really is a dick move and far more dick than some stupid girl playing songs on her phone. There are a lot more mature ways to handle this, especially with a 17 year old girl.

Honestly, how bad ass do you really have to be to do this? WTF was she going to do back?

Sorry to rain on the parade, but seriously, if you take a step back, this is effed up. What would you think if tony did this to your sister? Sure you would think your sister was an idiot for not just turning off her effing phone, but you would surely think Tony was a bigger douche for breaking some 17 year old girl's phone.

I don't feel like a bad-ass for doing this. I feel like I made a positive contribution to society.

Also, there is little dispute that I am a douchebag in general. I'm fairly sure that's been well established, but I'm not sure if it's relevent.

Douche or not, it still could have been handled a lot better. I'm typically not one to be an uber nit, but it just seems ridiculous that you would break some girls phone b/c she was playing ringtones too loudly. You are a big dude, I'm sure if you would have just said something instead of given a "stare," she probably would have turned the stuff off.

If you wanted to be a hero, you should have broken the phone and then dropped a hundo on the ground with it.

Obviously it was a dick move, but she was making dick moves of her own. And she had been asked repeatedly to knock it off and hadn't, so clearly Tony giving her the Tony stare or just repeating what others had said and been ignored for was not a possible remedy.

You can't really justify something like this, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the story and even feel that a certain justice was done.

And in a very real way, no baloney, Tony might have done her dumb ass a favor. You're not any less of a prick because you're young and female. Anyone so belligerent as her when it came to bugging people was not your ordinary Jill; she obviously thought she was above it all and separated from and better than the world. Tony reminded her that no such thing was true. Hopefully he made her consider whether such a thing was even possible.

Kids are the most obnoxious, self-centered people on earth, except for possibly the very old. It takes many of them many years to become human beings. Think of Tony as speeding her evolution along a little. Looks like she needed it.

yeah i was being farily nitty last night for some reason. The story falls into the "hilarious, but..." category for me. I still don't think you justified breaking the phone, but still a terrific story and very well told. The thread will definitely go into my favorites and makes the best of 2006.

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02-18-2006 , 04:13 PM

#67

2/325Falcon

Conehead

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 21,907

Tony, outstanding story. I have only one thing to add. As any David Ortiz fan can tell you, it's Alright Papi!!!

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02-18-2006 , 04:19 PM

#68

kibble420

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,309

Tony,

Clearly the correct play was to place $900 of international calls, THEN destroy the phone.

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02-18-2006 , 10:35 PM

#69

The DaveR

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What's the Fourth Avenue Local? The Q or the D?

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02-18-2006 , 10:42 PM

#70

megantw

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 207

11 PM, and three non-Asians were able to get seats on the "Fourth Avenue Local"? It's the yellow line for a reason.

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02-18-2006 , 10:50 PM

#71

Borodog

Enemy of the State

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 25,491

Yeah, this is way cool.

Until she takes the remains of her phone to the Transit Police and they run your prints. Or just goes to the TP and they check the security tapes at the stop where you got off, and distribute your picture.

Good luck with that.

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02-18-2006 , 11:09 PM

#72

Wayfare

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,182

Tony, you are my freaking hero. I will be in NYC this summer, if there is a 2+2 get-together please approach me and I will buy you whatever drink you want.

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02-18-2006 , 11:42 PM

#73

Blarg

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Run your prints? Are you kidding?

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02-18-2006 , 11:54 PM

#74

Evan

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I sort of don't believe this is true, but it's pretty funny. I'm with Brad re: never getting into this situation due to my awesome earbuds. I'd definitely clap for you if I saw the whole thing happen. but since I wouldn't have heard the ringing I probably would have just been shocked about some big guy attacking a young girl for no reason and then breaking her phone. Since you said she had a pretty face I'd probably go try to hit on her, fail, then come home and post the whole story on here.

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02-19-2006 , 12:48 AM

#75

bisonbison

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Dick move. Funny story.

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