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I can teach you poker if you teach me English! I can teach you poker if you teach me English!

08-17-2019 , 08:32 AM
You're in the non-poker portion of 2+2. This forum is for playing around. Folks here are happy to help you with your English, but most of the poker stuff you'll get in this forum is just joking.
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08-17-2019 , 10:29 AM
The **** I'm happy helpin noone with there English, bro
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08-18-2019 , 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Garick
You're in the non-poker portion of 2+2. This forum is for playing around. Folks here are happy to help you with your English, but most of the poker stuff you'll get in this forum is just joking.
So I must use somewhere else? may I ask where? send me a link please. Thanks
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08-18-2019 , 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Meti
So I must use somewhere else? may I ask where? send me a link please. Thanks
Not trying to be an ass, but look around. This is a pretty well organized site. I bet you will figure out where your thread should go.
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08-18-2019 , 08:57 AM
Try the coaching forum?
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08-18-2019 , 12:05 PM
nouns, verbs, and adjectives are your main guys.
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08-18-2019 , 12:09 PM
Conjunction junction, what's your function?

Last edited by Doc T River; 08-18-2019 at 12:09 PM. Reason: Showing my age again.
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08-18-2019 , 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
nouns, verbs, and adjectives are your main guys.
adverbs are your secondary guys.
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08-19-2019 , 01:41 AM
Read a lot of English. That will help immensely.
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08-19-2019 , 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by I_AM_EVIL
I call shenanigans.



You're better at English than 95% of the population since you already know the difference between lose and loose.
This is something that drives me crazy about poker players who don't understand that nuance
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08-19-2019 , 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by I_AM_EVIL
I call shenanigans.

You're better at English than 95% of the population since you already know the difference between lose and loose.
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Originally Posted by rickroll
This is something that drives me crazy about poker players who don't understand that nuance
Agree this would easily fit in the "Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do" thread.

Especially since it is just simple english.
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08-19-2019 , 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by I_AM_EVIL
I call shenanigans.

You're better at English than 95% of the population since you already know the difference between lose and loose.
Is that why when I was much younger than today and looking for loose women, I would lose women instead?

Last edited by Doc T River; 08-19-2019 at 08:40 AM. Reason: I lost two of them even after having papers. When I lost them, I got different kind of papers.
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08-19-2019 , 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by R*R
Agree this would easily fit in the "Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do" thread.

Especially since it is just simple english.
That's simple for you to say. You are a native English speaker.

Oh, wait. Are Canadians native English speakers?

Last edited by Doc T River; 08-19-2019 at 08:40 AM. Reason: Doc is not a native English speaker. His first language was baby.
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08-19-2019 , 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Doc T River
That's simple for you to say. You are a native English speaker.

Oh, wait. Are Canadians native English speakers?
No they are not. Neither are Americans. I can teach you poker if you teach me English!I can teach you poker if you teach me English!
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08-19-2019 , 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by pokerjo21
No they are not. Neither are Americans. I can teach you poker if you teach me English!I can teach you poker if you teach me English!
If all you are going to teach me is to say arse and mate a lot, I'll pass.
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08-20-2019 , 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by pokerjo21
No they are not. Neither are Americans. I can teach you poker if you teach me English!I can teach you poker if you teach me English!
Is it wrong to say "I can teach you poker or English" ??
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08-20-2019 , 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Garick
Try the coaching forum?
I thought that coaching forum isn't suitable for free discussion like this, I will try it, Thank you!
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08-20-2019 , 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
nouns, verbs, and adjectives are your main guys.
So what should I do about them? You say that I'm using all of nouns, verbs and adjectives incorrectly?
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08-20-2019 , 07:02 AM
you're saying that my problems are nouns, verbs, adjectives, conjunctions, junctions and adverbs! anything else remaining? apparently my problem is the whole English grammar. I read a lot but I think someone should fix my problems while I'm talking with him/her personally.
actually I need a simple friend.
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08-20-2019 , 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Meti
So what should I do about them? You say that I'm using all of nouns, verbs and adjectives incorrectly?
Write thousands of 2p2 posts.
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08-20-2019 , 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
Write thousands of 2p2 posts.
Great idea, I'll dive into it!
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08-20-2019 , 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Meti
Is it wrong to say "I can teach you poker or English" ??
You got caught in an exchange between myself and another poster.

He was pointing out that as far as the English people are concerned, Americans and Canadians don't speak the English language.

Americans speak American, but who the heck knows what the Canadians speak.

Gibberish?
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08-21-2019 , 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Doc T River
vagina junction, what's your function?
Takin in speeeerrrrm, and spittin out babies!
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08-28-2019 , 01:14 PM
"Try thinning the field." and "Try to thin the field." are not the same thing to British people.

The first one means "Thin the field and see if that helps with something." so it refers to the way we try to achieve some other goals, the second one means "Do something that might work to thin the field." so it refers to the thing we are trying to do, perhaps unsuccessfully.

Same difference with:
"Try talking with him." / "Try to talk with him." (the first means speak to him and see if you can e.g. persuade him, the second means to see if you can actually get a conversation started.)
"Try swimming." / "Try to swim."
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08-28-2019 , 02:16 PM
Meti, your english looks pretty good. Just a few thing here and there.

"I'm serious man, I'm really trying to find someone to talk English with him"

get rid of the "him" at the end. Someone to talk English with.
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