samuri,

Just unreal, 1st and goal at the 3 with 1:30 left, and the Pats don't score. That basically never happens. I'm counting that over as a win.

Same

NFL capping experts,

22-16 halfway through the third quarter, and Giants-bears stays under 41.5!? lol no way, counting that as a win too.

Same with Det/whoever. I had whoever, and Det (up by 4) kicks a FG with 22 sec to go. They cover by 1. Counting as a win...

I'm gonna go 10-0 on turkey day to get to plus 6 or so. Should be good for the win.

+6 against this bunch of penetrates is overkill.
Even probably gets you in the money…

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The TDHC is shaping up really nicely to be full of excuses of weird backdoor covering and various moons ruining our winning percentages.

Picking bets without having to worry about the $ W/L on said bet is sort of silly fun. It's crazy how fast you can rack up picks when you can just go "uhhhhh, screw it these seem like a few fun ones to see if I'm right on"

Agreed, this is great. I've bet on teams that I couldn't name a player, coach or even what state they were in...

My Redskins are up partway through the 4th quarter against the Packers, so I'm definitel counting that as a win no matter what happens.

Heck, count it as two wins.

Nothing like an accounting error in your favor.

I obviously meant to bet Bills spread and ML today so I will be adding those units and only making 48 picks on PM.

As my record continues to get worse I think I'll declare I was just kidding about participating and drop out around 11pm EST Thanksgiving night.

I'm pretty positive none of you degenerate apes would of ever paid me if my records was + tons of units so therefore I'm not obligated to pay when I'm - tons of units

Seriously...on TOR -3.5 @ SAC and o211.5. It's 63-58 TOR at halftime and 44-34 SAC since. I'm counting BOTH as wins

That's such a tilting game right now.

Not to mention the LAL-CHI game. Chi is on the 2nd night of a back to back where they played the Clippers last night. My super deep intel says the Bulls were likely to be out at the nightclub all last night into this morning and were to be sluggish and slow tonight.

I'm counting LAL -1.5 as a win too since the Bulls are playing unreal for being at Playhouse and 1OAK last night.

TOR forces OT! Gonna be sick when they still don't hit the OVER

Thread is already 1000x better without having 50 babs post in a row making up reasons why he is unemployable and asking Leo Getz if his g/f puss opens horizontally or vertically oh and just hurling insults at people endlessly while blaming everyone in OOT for all of his life problems and failures

Let this be a tard-free zone

WHHHHATTTTT now if they can just run away in OT and win by 4+

Thanks crappy refs...

OMG GAPED

Fortunately most of you suck at this as much as I do. So now my gameplan is to make my final picks leading to 40 as carefully as possibly to get back to even or near even. Then go like 8-2 on Turkey Day for +8 units and steal this ish from you cuckholded cattle

If I have +evens units but have a losing win % how much of an ape am I?

lol @ that raps game ruling...game clock is irrelevant to these ref mcdaniels..

fyp.

Not an ape but I still loled. ****ing trolls

Next hunchcap should be winning percentage only. Who cares about things such as lolROI and lolunits.

I'm 10-3 last 13 picks, winning percentage: 77%, and back in the green. Most proud of the fact that I'm "100.00% followable" according to Pickmonitor. I hear there are services out there with less than 60% followability. Unprecedented. Come at me you ate up little fumundas, don't test us again!