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Old 06-16-2010, 09:30 AM   #26
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Re: How to score weed thru the internet. My story.

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So what did she think you were talking about in code?
I didn't stick around to ask...
After she gave me that look...I was outta of there.

Geez, in her ad she mention fetishes, mutual bathing, massage...I didn't think I was dealing w/ a girl scout. Her indignation came as a complete surprise to me...
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Old 06-16-2010, 09:32 AM   #27
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Re: How to score weed thru the internet. My story.

Great story, reminds me of the 'Bananas' post or thread someone made a while back which basically was the same type of misunderstanding....
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Old 06-16-2010, 10:18 AM   #28
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Re: How to score weed thru the internet. My story.

pretty ingenious plan and +EV play. try again imo
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Old 06-16-2010, 10:48 AM   #29
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Barry cooper also says on his dvd to allow a cop to search your car if they ask.... The guy is not nearly as qualified as he pretends to be....
Well there is federal law and state laws.
You cited me a federal law....I think.
Barry Cooper was a Texas Cop and he said their narcs got drug tested after every bust.

Funny story:
On Barry's website a guy tells the story a guy gets busted for possession.
The cops tells the guy they'll go easy on him if he rats out his dealer. The guy agrees. The cops fill out paper work to get cash, they photocopy all the money to have the serial numbers on record, and give the cash to the user to make a buy. The guy walks inside the dealers house, buys, and uses the drugs inside the house.

The guy comes out and the cops are pissed. No drugs means no bust.
Now the cops have to explain what happen to the cash the signed out for.
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Old 06-16-2010, 10:54 AM   #30
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pretty ingenious plan and +EV play. try again imo
After contacting several girls in the adult section and having no positive responses, I'll be trying the platonic section in XXXX website. There are several 420 friendly ads there...
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Old 06-16-2010, 11:06 AM   #31
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I'm about a 3-hour drive from Austin...
But let me say I'm now a 40+ fat white guy so I don't have too much in common w/ 20 yr old college students in Austin.
It really doesnt matter what you look like. go hang in front of a live music establishment for just 5 mins. i guarantee someone will proposition you before you even open your mouth. easiest and safest way imo.
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:19 PM   #32
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The Irish harp circle sounds promising, I'd go for that one.

Also, I'm gonna have to disagree w/phils there, Austin isn't Amsterdam, or even Portland/Seattle.
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:53 PM   #33
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hmm ive been only twice, so perhaps youre right.
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:12 PM   #34
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Although these stories are funny, I don't really understand. Do you guys not have any friends at all? I don't smoke pot, but could get some if I wanted from about twenty different people I know who do. Not all of these people are best buds (GET IT), but I'm well-acquainted enough with them that they know I'm not a cop and would help me out.

This just all seems like an extravagant amount of work to get something that a really large % of the population uses regularly.
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:16 PM   #35
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Although these stories are funny, I don't really understand. Do you guys not have any friends at all? I don't smoke pot, but could get some if I wanted from about twenty different people I know who do. Not all of these people are best buds (GET IT), but I'm well-acquainted enough with them that they know I'm not a cop and would help me out.

This just all seems like an extravagant amount of work to get something that a really large % of the population uses regularly.
Did you even read the stories?
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:28 PM   #36
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Well, I guess it depends on your definition of "contacts," which I took to mean "guys you buy weed from." If the situation here is that everyone he knows has moved away from where he lives, then the story makes more sense, although if so he has bigger problems than not being able to score weed.
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:32 PM   #37
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Although these stories are funny, I don't really understand. Do you guys not have any friends at all? I don't smoke pot, but could get some if I wanted from about twenty different people I know who do. Not all of these people are best buds (GET IT), but I'm well-acquainted enough with them that they know I'm not a cop and would help me out.

This just all seems like an extravagant amount of work to get something that a really large % of the population uses regularly.
Lets say you have friends that live in New York City that smoke pot but you moved to Kansas City, Kansas. What are you going to do? Drive to NYC for a couple of ounces? Ask your friends to commit felonies and mail weed to you? My present circle of friends where I live don't smoke so I've been getting creative to get my 420 fix...
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:34 PM   #38
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I should note that I don't live in a conservative flyover hellhole, so maybe I'm totally off about how not big of a deal this should be.
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:39 PM   #39
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Lets say you have friends that live in New York City that smoke pot but you moved to Kansas City, Kansas. What are you going to do? Drive to NYC for a couple of ounces? Ask your friends to commit felonies and mail weed to you? My present circle of friends where I live don't smoke so I've been getting creative to get my 420 fix...
If I moved to a new town and had a job where I worked w/ other people, I guarantee you I could find pot within a few days, not that I would want to.

Also, surely one of these people knows someone who smokes pot, and wouldn't be offended by you asking.
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:52 PM   #40
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Asking coworkers at a new job if they can score you pot is a terrible idea. Some people can be pretty uppity about "drugs".
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Old 06-16-2010, 05:03 PM   #41
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You don't want to go to dangerous places, but you go over to some freak's house where her goons can jump you, and you wake up 5 hours later in a bathtub of ice with a kidney missing?

Austin, Amsterdam, Portland - it doesn't matter, just go to a Grateful Dead concert... insta-score. If that doesn't seem cool to you, just go to the state university and take a music theory class... score some Banana Kush while learning your modes. If you already play an instrument, take a jazz improv class and you'll be getting baked right after the first class.

Much better than a dish washing gig, and you won't have to smoke nasty-ass schwag.
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Old 06-16-2010, 05:14 PM   #42
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Dude, the DEA is not tailing your every ****ing move. Just buy weed and stop being so paranoid.
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Old 06-16-2010, 05:15 PM   #43
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Re: How to score weed thru the internet. My story.

This would be a funny challenge on a reality show: drop somebody in a city in which they know no one and see how long it takes them to buy an eighth.
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Old 06-16-2010, 05:17 PM   #44
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Asking coworkers at a new job if they can score you pot is a terrible idea. Some people can be pretty uppity about "drugs".
Lol. I'm not suggesting going into the break room on the first day and going from person to person asking them if they can help you score. I'm saying it's not too hard to identify and develop a rapport with someone at your work (younger dude with longer hair, blah blah), who might at least not get freaked out by a casual inquiry.

As with most of these situations it helps to not have butthamburgers syndrome or be a complete social retard.
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Old 06-16-2010, 05:25 PM   #45
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Lol. I'm not suggesting going into the break room on the first day and going from person to person asking them if they can help you score. I'm saying it's not too hard to identify and develop a rapport with someone at your work (younger dude with longer hair, blah blah), who might at least not get freaked out by a casual inquiry.

As with most of these situations it helps to not have butthamburgers syndrome or be a complete social retard.
All valid points, but i've been employed at the same place for 7 years and I don't know of one person (out of 20ish) that i'm 100% on. I don't really socialize with my coworkers though....and I live in CA so scoring is not really an issue for me.
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Old 06-16-2010, 05:30 PM   #46
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Well, again, it helps to have friends. But leaving that aside, I would personally roll the dice on a co-worker not being a tattletale douche before I'd roll the dice on going to a craigslist hooker's apartment. But that's just me.

Definitely agree that if you actually don't know anyone, going to a concert is the best move.
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Old 06-16-2010, 07:46 PM   #47
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Lol. I'm not suggesting going into the break room on the first day and going from person to person asking them if they can help you score. I'm saying it's not too hard to identify and develop a rapport with someone at your work (younger dude with longer hair, blah blah), who might at least not get freaked out by a casual inquiry.

As with most of these situations it helps to not have butthamburgers syndrome or be a complete social retard.
Asking co wokers for drugs is HORRIBLE. If you have any sort of legitimate job this is last thing you want to do. It's very likely the coworker could mention it to other employees in casual convos etc., even if they mean no harm by it. You don't want is people at work to be aware of such things. Office gossip is big problem nowadays.
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Old 06-16-2010, 08:46 PM   #48
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Asking co wokers for drugs is HORRIBLE. If you have any sort of legitimate job this is last thing you want to do.
No one is talking about a legit job.
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Old 06-16-2010, 09:43 PM   #49
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Re: How to score weed thru the internet. My story.

atat you are obviously are a very cool person with many friends, but you must be retarded if you cant conceive of situations where this kind of plan might be required. keep in mind op is a 40yo fat guy
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Old 06-16-2010, 09:49 PM   #50
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atat you are obviously are a very cool person with many friends, but you must be retarded if you cant conceive of situations where this kind of plan might be required. keep in mind op is a 40yo fat guy
lol....thank you.
I feel flattered.
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