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Old 05-08-2014, 08:44 AM   #701
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

If it's a hypothetical it's a lot better if it's just to the death and you give the kids some kind of weapon. I'm not sure what the weapon should be. Not as good as a good knife but probably better than brass knuckles.
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Old 05-08-2014, 08:54 AM   #702
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Since we're not allowed weapons I knock out the first kid then use him like a baseball bat until he splinters. Then I grab bodies, some still alive, some not (who cares?) and launch them at the approaching masses.
Not bad. I'd like to think if I could pull off one of their heads like the finishing move from mortal combat (like skull and whole spine), I could wield the spine/skull thing like a mace. But I don't know how well developed their little spines are.
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Old 05-08-2014, 09:11 AM   #703
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Nah, they won't be rigid enough so you need something that has some weight behind it. If you do that, you're just doing it for the fear factor and, if you're going to do that you may as well go the whole hog. Rip one of their faces off and wear it like a mask. It'll be too small, but it shouldn't detract from the effect.
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Old 05-08-2014, 09:14 AM   #704
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Nah, they won't be rigid enough so you need something that has some weight behind it. If you do that, you're just doing it for the fear factor and, if you're going to do that you may as well go the whole hog. Rip one of their faces off and wear it like a mask. It'll be too small, but it shouldn't detract from the effect.
I wonder if you'd get any sort of nutrients from drinking their blood? Seems like one of the main issues here is staying hydrated. I feel like draining a few of them probably serves that dual purpose.
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Old 06-10-2015, 09:08 AM   #705
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Had a dream about this last night (again). Broke my personal in-dream record and got to about 30 before I got tired. Felt like Lebron vs the Woyaz.
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Old 06-10-2015, 09:42 AM   #706
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I teach 5 year olds. A healthy adult would have no trouble taking out a full class of 5 year olds.
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Old 06-10-2015, 10:13 AM   #707
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If you are able to eliminate the fear factor, I'd say 30.
Divide them into two groups, tell them you are playing a new game, "Let's kick Uncle Bill in the head," and told them whichever team gets the most kicks wins cake and ice cream, if they get you down, you have a problem.
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Old 06-10-2015, 02:39 PM   #708
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I teach 5 year olds. A healthy adult would have no trouble taking out a full class of 5 year olds.
Note how hard it is to shake them off when they cling. Now imagine they're biting down.
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Old 06-10-2015, 03:24 PM   #709
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If I'm coaching the 5 yos, it's all about biting. You randalls are getting ate up.
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Old 06-10-2015, 05:48 PM   #710
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Note how hard it is to shake them off when they cling. Now imagine they're biting down.


Its only hard because you're not allowed to punch them.

I feel like I could mow down 50+ pretty easily.
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Old 06-10-2015, 06:52 PM   #711
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Its only hard because you're not allowed to punch them.

I feel like I could mow down 50+ pretty easily.
Your boss lets you on the internet in the sex dungeon? Or is that the other bighurt?
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Old 06-10-2015, 07:04 PM   #712
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Umm, you might be referring to me.
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Old 06-10-2015, 07:09 PM   #713
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I wonder if you'd get any sort of nutrients from drinking their blood? Seems like one of the main issues here is staying hydrated. I feel like draining a few of them probably serves that dual purpose.
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Had a dream about this last night (again). Broke my personal in-dream record and got to about 30 before I got tired. Felt like Lebron vs the Woyaz.
Jesus christ man. Seek help.
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Old 06-10-2015, 07:09 PM   #714
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how many five year olds? zero if his mother is sat on my head and he's wielding a bottle of pert
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Old 06-10-2015, 07:43 PM   #715
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Note how hard it is to shake them off when they cling. Now imagine they're biting down.
Their jaws aren't strong enough. Plus, they're in the process of loosing their baby teeth. Not a day goes by where at least one of them shows me the teeth they no longer have.
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Old 06-10-2015, 07:46 PM   #716
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Best bet would be to kill/disable enough so that the others would need to climb over the top of the pile.
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Old 06-10-2015, 08:54 PM   #717
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If you kill one of them, they'll lose the will to fight.
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Old 06-10-2015, 08:54 PM   #718
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Jesus christ man. Seek help.
looooooooool
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Old 06-11-2015, 07:44 AM   #719
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Their jaws aren't strong enough. Plus, they're in the process of loosing their baby teeth. Not a day goes by where at least one of them shows me the teeth they no longer have.
lol at thinking a 5 year olds bite isnt gonna be painful
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Old 06-11-2015, 03:04 PM   #720
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Old 06-11-2015, 03:26 PM   #721
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That pic was in a magazine when I was a freshman in high school. I cut it out and kept it in my backpack.
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Old 08-10-2016, 04:22 PM   #722
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Related:

http://digg.com/video/3-olympic-fencers-vs-50-amateurs
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Old 10-27-2020, 11:36 AM   #723
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Good time for a bump due to the bones mention on TCH Live.

https://youtu.be/CygwKcHyS3w?t=15583
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