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Old 11-16-2011, 06:17 PM   #676
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

Being able to wear a cup makes all the difference in the world.
At least 200 is my guess. You wouldn't even need to hit them hard, a weak jab would drop them.

I assume biting is not allowed, if it is allowed I would have to drop the 200 estimate down to 20-30

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Old 11-16-2011, 06:20 PM   #677
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

Yeah, 200 in an enclosed space smaller than a football pitch would be tough as you would struggle to move.
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Old 12-27-2011, 02:39 PM   #678
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

Not the best reason to bump, but this classic Vigeland sculpture from Oslo shows people have been considering gonores's challenge for many a year...

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Old 12-27-2011, 02:45 PM   #679
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

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Being able to wear a cup makes all the difference in the world.
At least 200 is my guess. You wouldn't even need to hit them hard, a weak jab would drop them.

I assume biting is not allowed, if it is allowed I would have to drop the 200 estimate down to 20-30
I agree. Biting is huge. When my 4 year old kid bites, it is like a knife. I would train kids to bite.
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Old 12-27-2011, 03:07 PM   #680
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Not the best reason to bump, but this classic Vigeland sculpture from Oslo shows people have been considering gonores's challenge for many a year...

Wtf???? What if the story behind this statue?
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Old 12-27-2011, 05:02 PM   #681
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

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Old 12-27-2011, 11:31 PM   #682
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That dude needs to protect his junk or he won't last much longer.
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Old 02-02-2012, 06:45 PM   #683
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Can't believe nobody got this yet.
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Old 06-21-2013, 07:47 AM   #684
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Bump..

We should not get a cup imo. With out a cup the number is way less...
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Old 06-21-2013, 03:18 PM   #685
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

Now that I have 5-year olds, this would be tough. I have had a swarm chase me. Individually, they are nothing, but if they can work as a group, it may be tougher.

Biggest thing is fear factor. I just think once one of them sees their friends head cracked open, they would run away.

And if you say they aren't going to be afraid, then you aren't dealing with reality. Might as well make the question about fighting robots.
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Old 06-21-2013, 03:45 PM   #686
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Two, if I am allowed to get drunk first. Otherwise zero.
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Old 06-21-2013, 11:45 PM   #687
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Not the best reason to bump, but this classic Vigeland sculpture from Oslo shows people have been considering gonores's challenge for many a year...

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Old 06-22-2013, 05:35 AM   #688
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

Yeah, sorry, I have no further info. Went to Norway in 2001 with my family, went to a sculpture park in Oslo full of work by this guy Vigeland, and this was one of them. No backstory, whether it's from mythology, or gonores's very hand...
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Old 06-23-2013, 10:16 AM   #689
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I just ?'d to see if that was the statue because your image doesn't show up for me.
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Old 06-23-2013, 11:58 AM   #690
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That was indeed the one, imageshack or whoever I used must have killed my old link.
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Old 06-25-2013, 10:32 AM   #691
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If the kids get a little training, there's no way you can take on 30. One of them is going to get in a good shot below the belt. Then another will. Then another. You'll go down soon enough. Soon, you'll be getting kicked in the head and then it's lights-out.

You'd be lucky to handle 10.
lmao - ur **** is weak man. i am thinking about the kid i babysit that is 5. a standard 5 year old boy who is pry preached a little to much GOd and Jesus though. lucky for 10? i will gladly take on a half court packed full of these little ****ers if its a mix between boys and girls. Troy, ****, bring them on. there 5. it would take one pinky finger and an arm to kill any one of them. i would straight charge the whole half court full and watch em fall down like bowling pins. Strike!

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Old 06-25-2013, 10:48 AM   #692
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If I could select the 4 strongest/smartest 5 year olds and train them for 11 months so that they are 5 years 11 months I would wager the 4 5 year olds could defeat any of you. 6 would be bad overkill.
5 year olds are amazingly durable. i.e. they dont go out as easy as you might think. With training, numbers are hard to overcome.
OMG - put me on a basketball court with atleast 15 of this kid and im winning for sure. a basketball court is more than enough space to be elusive vs 20 of him and single them out. this kid is giving up after i grab him for 5 seconds or after i punch or kick him my hardest, pretty much regardless of the area i land it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqN5vP0qdLo

I was just imagining a few 5 year olds in my office. i mean if its a mix of average boys and girls **** is getting ugly. u can throw 30 of them in my 15 by 15 room and there all dead for sure. now i got to thing about bashing kids all day man. I was just bumping this yeezy and started throwing out air punches, kicks, elbows, lunges, headbutts etc against imaginary 5 year olds

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Old 06-25-2013, 01:26 PM   #693
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

Can we have our medication if necessary? I'm an epileptic and must take my meds every 12 hours. Without it, I'll have a seizure and the kids wouldn't even have to hit me to win.
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Old 06-26-2013, 10:15 AM   #694
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here i go again, double fisting the air like its a pornstar. 200 imaginary kids in the gymnasium laying on the floor bruised, bleeding, and crying for mom because they have ZERO ****ing pain tolerance BAM, training would help them a little though, maybe

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Old 06-26-2013, 11:01 AM   #695
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

100's

You will win until you wear down.

The are 5 years old. One punch and they are out or running home to mamma.
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Old 06-27-2013, 07:37 PM   #696
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To those saying 100s:

I can how this would be possible if they came at you one by one, in single file - or at most, never more than one or two within our reach. However, that's not how it would actually play out. You would be swarmed on all sides by 5/10/15 of them almost immediately, and while they might not be able to inflict serious damage and you may be ale to wade through the first few, they are almost certain to take you off balance before you get through any sizeable number, and you will expend a lot of energy from the floor fighting to get up from the inevitable pile up. The question becomes how many cycles of this can you get through, and how many kids can you take out in the process without totally gassing yourself out.

I'm willing to guess not many of you have spent serious time on a punching bag - it's hard work, and if you aren't a pro or in seriously good shape then your power and speed diminish extremely quickly.

50 seems like a reasonable target to me..
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Old 06-28-2013, 07:32 PM   #697
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100's

You will win until you wear down.

The are 5 years old. One punch and they are out or running home to mamma.
This. 5 year olds don't have the balls (?) or won't be able to strategist. You lose when you fall asleep
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Old 05-08-2014, 06:56 AM   #698
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

Bumping a nine year old thread for good reason, I reckon:

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A Japanese TV show took three expert fencers and pitted them against 50 amateurs.
I honestly didn’t think this would be that interesting and expected the Musketeers to easily get taken out right away or, if they survived more than 30 seconds, to handily finish off the rest of the crowd…nothing in between. But it’s fascinating what happens.

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Old 05-08-2014, 08:33 AM   #699
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I'm not sure of my number, but I know this: The first few kids are gonna get hurt. I'd probably try and make a real example of the first 3-5. Hopefully reduce the moral of the next bunch.
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Old 05-08-2014, 08:37 AM   #700
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Since we're not allowed weapons I knock out the first kid then use him like a baseball bat until he splinters. Then I grab bodies, some still alive, some not (who cares?) and launch them at the approaching masses.
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