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Old 11-20-2006, 04:00 AM   #576
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

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Old 12-01-2006, 01:07 PM   #577
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This is one of the best threads of all time. I registered just to post to it.

Anyway, I think some people are forgetting that the older you get the meaner you become and if you are ultra-pissed and there is any fear of death you are taking out a TON of 'em. Bottom line.
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Old 12-01-2006, 01:14 PM   #578
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Old 12-01-2006, 02:05 PM   #579
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

Not sure if this is covered in this thread, but:

I have a friend who posts on two different online forums (neither of which is 2+2) who has said that this same thread has been posted on both of them at one point or another.

I wonder if this is the original, or just a copy
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Old 12-29-2006, 08:14 PM   #580
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Old 12-29-2006, 08:17 PM   #581
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

Ok, its time to lock this. Jesus H.
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Old 12-29-2006, 08:32 PM   #582
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

I'd just like to make note that every time this gets bumped it is by a new poster....
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Old 12-29-2006, 08:57 PM   #583
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funny thing is, i remember seeing this post a long long time ago when it was newish, way before i was a 2+2er, funny to get to read thru it again
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:06 PM   #584
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

Just to reiterate one last time...

If you suspect that this thread is not the original "How Many 5 Year Olds" thread, I encourage you to go to Google and try to find an earlier posting of this question.
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Old 12-29-2006, 10:42 PM   #585
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gonores - stop living in the past. please create a new poty.
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Old 01-31-2007, 07:26 PM   #586
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

The limiting factor is clearly stamina. A big strong guy could probably take on any number of 5-yr olds surrounding him, but would tire quickly. Plus kids are resilient and will keep coming back for more.
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Old 02-21-2007, 07:00 PM   #587
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Old 02-22-2007, 01:40 AM   #588
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

So 30 midgets can take down a lion, and you're saying 30+ kids can't take you down?

what happens when they tacke you and start jumping on you?

30*50 = 1500 LBS. you guys are ridiculous. if they have ANY knowledge of working together you couldn't overcome this. If they just swarm you what are you going to do? And since this is hypothetical, we're going to assume they aren't scared.

If they are scared, it it totally different.
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Old 03-03-2007, 03:22 PM   #589
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Old 03-03-2007, 03:32 PM   #590
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that would be like saying we need to lock the Shana Hiatt Playboy photo thread.
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Old 03-06-2007, 05:10 PM   #591
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Old 03-06-2007, 10:51 PM   #592
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

They wouldn't have a chance to swarm you if you kept moving. 5 year olds are slow, not to mention stupid. You could easily dance around them, fake them out with jukes, push them back with your superior reach, etc. Keep in mind,you don't even need to knock them out at first...just injure them one at a time. If you kick them in the shins or punch them in the face hard, they will go down and will not get back up for a long time. Once you cripple them all, it's a cake walk bashing their skulls into the ground. I say 45 is realistic.
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Old 03-06-2007, 10:54 PM   #593
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Old 03-26-2007, 05:53 PM   #594
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Old 04-13-2007, 07:48 PM   #595
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Anyone who says single digits has not been a camp counselor. I could take on between 12-15 Grade 7/8s in a WWF match so I figure that works out to around 70-100 5 year olds in a death match. If they can sack you then maybe 30 is closer to the truth.

A 5 year old vs. an adult is like regular people vs. incredible hulk.
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Old 04-13-2007, 08:00 PM   #596
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Also going for kicks to the head is a bad idea.
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Old 04-13-2007, 08:22 PM   #597
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Old 04-13-2007, 08:22 PM   #598
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Anybody who's number isn't over 100 is an idiot.
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Old 04-13-2007, 08:50 PM   #599
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i can seriously take on infinite till i passed out. I got a mean fly kick which i can perform multiple multiple times, and i aint a scared to kick the absolute shiit out of some little kid.
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Old 04-14-2007, 01:12 AM   #600
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Ran in to some kids in a bowling alley in Dortmund. I managed 37....

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