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marchron · 02-17-2006, 04:53 PM

I must have read this blog post half a million times. I never clicked the link to find out it came from here.

[censored] awesome.

Relvin · 03-03-2006, 03:15 AM

I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.

dblgutshot · 03-03-2006, 03:18 AM

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I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.

KILL YOURSELF

jesusarenque · 03-03-2006, 03:28 AM

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I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.

KILL YOURSELF

This is a poor strategy.

Prodigy54321 · 03-03-2006, 03:33 AM

a baseball bat should be added to the equation...that would be fun

_TKO_ · 03-04-2006, 03:01 AM

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I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.

True, but you can't touch any walls.

ncboiler · 03-04-2006, 03:29 AM

Zero

Emperor · 03-12-2006, 11:58 AM

I imagine running atop their lil heads, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon style.

All of them

GaryGlitter · 03-29-2006, 11:28 AM

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Good drunken debate from a few nights ago.

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?

It depends.

How sexy are these 5 years olds?

Hornacek · 03-29-2006, 11:29 AM

wow.

hell of a first post and bump.

jakethebake · 03-29-2006, 11:31 AM

This thread needed a bump, but this really would only have been funny several months ago.

HarryCH · 03-29-2006, 12:16 PM

Whats wrong with Gary Glitter?

jakethebake · 03-29-2006, 12:19 PM

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Whats wrong with Gary Glitter?

I don't understand the question.

blaze666 · 03-29-2006, 12:19 PM

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Whats wrong with Gary Glitter?

His last name rhymes with a euphamism of pooper.

HarryCH · 03-29-2006, 12:29 PM

I don't see why everyone is hating on him he is a great man.

GaryGlitter · 03-29-2006, 05:19 PM

I just heard about this thread today. I've been....busy. Yeah, thats it, busy.

diebitter · 03-29-2006, 05:27 PM

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I just heard about this thread today. I've been....busy. Yeah, thats it, busy.

Is it good to be back?

GaryGlitter · 03-29-2006, 05:42 PM

If by good you mean "I have trouble sitting down due to this colostomy bag", then yes, it's good.

maxx_730 · 05-03-2006, 10:26 AM

I actually have some real experience with this. With a scouting group, i handled about 30 of these once.

Elevens · 05-03-2006, 10:31 AM

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I actually have some real experience with this. With a scouting group, i handled about 30 of these once.

Did you break their necks?

Abones · 05-03-2006, 10:31 AM

I think I could take 20ish. My tactic would be to throw them at each other and to break there arms are quick as possible, 5 year olds have weak arms!

noggindoc · 05-03-2006, 10:31 AM

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I actually have some real experience with this. With a scouting group, i handled about 30 of these once.

elaborate?

LALDAAS · 05-03-2006, 10:31 AM

funny to see this thread rise back up to the front again

Badger · 05-03-2006, 10:35 AM

Since this got bumped back up anyways- I'll risk what might be a re-post
A Realistic Assesment of How Many 12 Year Olds I Could Beat Up Before They Overtook Me.

Riddick · 05-03-2006, 10:49 AM

I think exposing myself might freak some of them out.