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Old 02-17-2006, 04:53 PM   #526
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

I must have read this blog post half a million times. I never clicked the link to find out it came from here.

[censored] awesome.
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Old 03-03-2006, 03:15 AM   #527
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.
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Old 03-03-2006, 03:18 AM   #528
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I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.
KILL YOURSELF
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Old 03-03-2006, 03:28 AM   #529
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I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.
KILL YOURSELF
This is a poor strategy.
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Old 03-03-2006, 03:33 AM   #530
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

a baseball bat should be added to the equation...that would be fun
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Old 03-04-2006, 03:01 AM   #531
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I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.
True, but you can't touch any walls.
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Old 03-04-2006, 03:29 AM   #532
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Old 03-12-2006, 11:58 AM   #533
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

I imagine running atop their lil heads, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon style.

All of them
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Old 03-29-2006, 11:28 AM   #534
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Good drunken debate from a few nights ago.

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?
It depends.

How sexy are these 5 years olds?
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Old 03-29-2006, 11:29 AM   #535
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wow.

hell of a first post and bump.
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Old 03-29-2006, 11:31 AM   #536
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This thread needed a bump, but this really would only have been funny several months ago.
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:16 PM   #537
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Whats wrong with Gary Glitter?
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:19 PM   #538
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Whats wrong with Gary Glitter?
I don't understand the question.
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:19 PM   #539
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Whats wrong with Gary Glitter?
His last name rhymes with a euphamism of pooper.
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:29 PM   #540
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I don't see why everyone is hating on him he is a great man.
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Old 03-29-2006, 05:19 PM   #541
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I just heard about this thread today. I've been....busy. Yeah, thats it, busy.
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Old 03-29-2006, 05:27 PM   #542
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I just heard about this thread today. I've been....busy. Yeah, thats it, busy.
Is it good to be back?
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Old 03-29-2006, 05:42 PM   #543
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If by good you mean "I have trouble sitting down due to this colostomy bag", then yes, it's good.
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:26 AM   #544
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I actually have some real experience with this. With a scouting group, i handled about 30 of these once.
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:31 AM   #545
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I actually have some real experience with this. With a scouting group, i handled about 30 of these once.
Did you break their necks?
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:31 AM   #546
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I think I could take 20ish. My tactic would be to throw them at each other and to break there arms are quick as possible, 5 year olds have weak arms!
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:31 AM   #547
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I actually have some real experience with this. With a scouting group, i handled about 30 of these once.
elaborate?
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:31 AM   #548
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funny to see this thread rise back up to the front again
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:35 AM   #549
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Since this got bumped back up anyways- I'll risk what might be a re-post
A Realistic Assesment of How Many 12 Year Olds I Could Beat Up Before They Overtook Me.
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:49 AM   #550
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I think exposing myself might freak some of them out.
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