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Old 10-09-2005, 12:48 AM   #501
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

What an amazing thread.
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Old 10-17-2005, 08:21 AM   #502
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

Though the discussion continues about how many five-year olds you can take, it is now proven that a lion can take on AT LEAST 42 TRAINED FIGHTING MIDGETS!
BBC: Midgets vs. Lion
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Old 11-17-2005, 03:12 PM   #503
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A related question would be, how many ants can you take? The answer is not all of them.
Yuck.
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Old 11-17-2005, 03:27 PM   #504
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Underestimation of five year olds

I think you guys are being WAAAAAY to generous here. If 20 five year olds (or even less maybe) swarmed on you, at least one or two would get to your face, claw out your eyes, and then its GAME OVER.
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Old 12-03-2005, 04:06 AM   #505
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The person who ghost-bumped this (and possibly the other threads) was "douchebagnozzle"

Guess I should have taken a screen shot, huh?
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Old 12-03-2005, 04:12 AM   #506
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Good bump, because it's almost POTY time. This is the clear winner, we wouldn't want those fatass 'swingers' to distract us.
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Old 12-08-2005, 06:17 AM   #507
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

I haven't answered this yet, so here it is:

20

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Old 12-08-2005, 06:17 AM   #508
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

I hadn't either thinking about it...

I'm guessing 25...

I didn't do an MS paint either....
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:59 AM   #509
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I love this thread soooo much. Its why I started posting on OOT.

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Old 12-08-2005, 08:04 AM   #510
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How many people have read every post in this thread? Cause I have.

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Old 12-08-2005, 10:19 AM   #511
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Atleast 100
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:48 AM   #512
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

As the parent of a 5 year old, I'd have to say realistically that you couldn't handle more than 7. They are ALOT stronger, faster, and tougher than you think.
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Old 12-08-2005, 04:25 PM   #513
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You have no idea how strong and tough some people that go to gyms really are. On top of that, the ones that do martial arts are even tougher.

The whole thing in the scenario is that if everything is done properly by the lone hero, he would take out a single 5 year old in one strike. Also, each blow from a 5 year old would not do significant damage to him. This is especially true if he is of tall stature.
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:10 PM   #514
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

somewhere between 17-22
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:17 PM   #515
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I can take at least 30, I'm 6'8 so the reach will get em'

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Old 12-13-2005, 07:22 PM   #516
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Oh yeah? How many five year olds have YOU killed?
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Old 12-14-2005, 03:46 AM   #517
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I thought it was sick that I did
I don't read every post in any other thread, but this was really funny all year
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Old 12-14-2005, 05:55 AM   #518
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

Didn't take my time to read all this. But anyone thought of building a kid wall out of the knocked out children? That way, if you make the wall high enough, and from only one side, you can fight them one on one till they're all dead. And if you ever get tired, wall it all up, and just rest inside the dead kid wall till you're ready again. Open up the wall, and kill some more. Rinse and repeat for best results.
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Old 12-14-2005, 05:56 AM   #519
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

I Only read about a quarter of this thread, but I haven't seen this taken into account. Do you know how slippery a basketball court gets when it is wet? Seriously, if there is blood and sweat on the floor, you won't be able to move quickly without slipping. And falling is disastrous. Staying on your feet would be harder than most of you would think.
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:30 AM   #520
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Bump this thread ONE TIME
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Old 12-24-2005, 02:24 AM   #521
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I post on 2+2, but I don't read OOT, but then all of a sudden I end up here from Cruel Site of the Day. You guys freaking rock.
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Old 02-02-2006, 07:47 PM   #522
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

Alright, I've been thinking about this a long time. I have settled on 35 as my cutoff.

I think that above 35 I would be too fatigued to fend the group off and they would be able to pull me down. Also, I wouldn't be able to get away from a group that big.

On a really good day I could maybe take on a few more, but no way I could take more than 50.
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Old 02-10-2006, 06:38 AM   #523
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Old 02-10-2006, 08:08 AM   #524
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I haven't read this whole thread, but I would say 30 is way high; consider the whole scenario, not just the headline question. They get to pick the best half of the kids, there's no objects and they don't get scared. They get a day of training and you get an hour.

I think 8 is the maximum for me.
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Old 02-16-2006, 10:46 AM   #525
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Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

1) this is potentially the best post ive ever read on here.

I honestly feel like I could take 50 no problem. possibly more. at most 10 kids could be on u at once. It would take at most 2 hits to knock out and or kill a 5 year old

so basicaly as long as u have energy u only have to deal with probably 10 kids at one time. i cant see their punches hurting. and also. u can kick correct?

they cant get access to your only vulnerable spot (your eyes) and ur wearing a cup so ur safe there)

i challenge 50 - 5 year olds to a fight by the monkey bars after school, i wonder if theyll show.
i think they are scared
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