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Old 01-20-2005, 04:03 AM   #276
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so what about bruce lee vs. the 5 year olds?

I'm saying he could take ALL of them
Wrong. Bruce probably couldn't take 2x the ammount of kids we could
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Old 01-20-2005, 04:38 AM   #277
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Bring it on, motherfu[/b]ckers!!!
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Old 01-20-2005, 04:51 AM   #278
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so what about bruce lee vs. the 5 year olds?

I'm saying he could take ALL of them
Wrong. Bruce probably couldn't take 2x the ammount of kids we could
I'd be willing to put down a jackson that he could. Too bad no way to test it (poll?).
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Old 01-20-2005, 05:00 AM   #279
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Old 01-21-2005, 04:51 AM   #280
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This thread is one of the best reasons I can think of for the existence of the internet. Good work all.
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Old 01-21-2005, 05:19 AM   #281
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What is the most a 5 year old can weigh? 60 lbs??


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Old 01-24-2005, 02:52 AM   #282
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Me VS 1 5 year old I think the 5 year old wins. I am out of shape and drink too much beer!
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:20 AM   #283
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I think the number is a lot less than people think, and definitely less than 30.
I agree. I heard about an 800 pound tiger getting killed by a pack of 30-40 wild dogs. I think the five year olds would have you on the ground pretty quick and that's the ballgame.
there's NO WAY you can analogize a room full of 5 year-olds to a pack of wild dogs. the dogs will be MUCH BETTER at working as a team, both instinctually and from their life experiences. also, the dogs would know where to attack to take the prey/opponent down and incapacitate it fastest, and they would strike quickly and effectively. one day of training could not bring 5 year-olds up to this level.
We are talking about a huge tiger (even for a tiger 800 pounds is huge) and while five year olds are not wild dogs, you are not a tiger. Wild dogs are small and incredibly weak in comparison to a large tiger. In fact, I think most 2+2ers could take a wild dog in hand to hand combat; we outweigh them by a lot, are stronger, and most of us are smarter.

Yet the difference between an 800 pound tiger and a grown human is greater than a grown human and a 5 year old human. I think most of you are underestimating the problem that being vastly outnumbered poses, regardless of the strength of the individuals.

So given this difference, I think you will get an upper bound on the number of 5 year olds a 2+2er can take by figuring out how many unarmed 2+2ers it would take to kill an 800 pound tiger.

I think this number is somewhere between 15 and 40.

A related question would be, how many ants can you take? The answer is not all of them.
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:46 AM   #284
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Bruce Lee would shred those little tykes, 100 at least - the man could kill a full grown man with one blow
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Old 01-24-2005, 10:55 AM   #285
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Also, does the fact that I might have a hard time really hitting a 5 year old matter? Or should I just assume that if the situation were to arise I could go after them full on?
Assume they are rabid.
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Old 01-24-2005, 11:09 AM   #286
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Also, does the fact that I might have a hard time really hitting a 5 year old matter? Or should I just assume that if the situation were to arise I could go after them full on?
Assume they are rabid.
Psh. These are 5 year olds. This should be reason enough.
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Old 01-24-2005, 11:46 AM   #287
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Anyone ever play Pikmin (or Pikmin 2)?
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Old 01-24-2005, 12:22 PM   #288
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On saturday I will be running a chess tournament for about 100 kids. The Kindergarten section will be right near me, and there will probably be about 20-30 5 year olds there. If for some strange reason they all decide to suddenly attack me, we will have our answer.
Poor turnout due to snow, so there were not enough 5 year olds to pose a threat. I will say this though: 5 year olds are really bad at chess.
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Old 01-24-2005, 12:27 PM   #289
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On saturday I will be running a chess tournament for about 100 kids. The Kindergarten section will be right near me, and there will probably be about 20-30 5 year olds there. If for some strange reason they all decide to suddenly attack me, we will have our answer.

Poor turnout due to snow, so there were not enough 5 year olds to pose a threat. I will say this though: 5 year olds are really bad at chess.
Lmao. The real question is, how many 5 year olds would it take to beat Kasparov at chess.
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Old 01-24-2005, 12:58 PM   #290
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I think the real question is how many five year olds it would take to beat a tiger.
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Old 01-24-2005, 03:52 PM   #291
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I think the real question is how many five year olds it would take to beat a tiger.
after a thousand or so it collapses from exhaustion and ends up choking to death on an arm or leg.
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Old 01-24-2005, 04:17 PM   #292
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I think the real question is how many five year olds it would take to beat a tiger.
The correct answer is 1252. Do you see why? I'll let others elaborate.
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Old 01-24-2005, 06:27 PM   #293
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There is only one way to find out! (Find a really big kindergarden)
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Old 01-24-2005, 06:35 PM   #294
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I think the real question is how many five year olds it would take to beat a tiger.
That depends?

Am I throwing the 5 yr olds at the tiger? Or am I beating the tiger with them by swinging them from their legs like a baseball bat?

Can I freeze the 5 yr olds first to make them sting more?
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Old 01-24-2005, 06:41 PM   #295
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Can I freeze the 5 yr olds first to make them sting more?
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Old 01-24-2005, 10:00 PM   #296
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This would be a good topic over at QLC... and if trained right I think it would be hard to take more than 15.
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Old 01-25-2005, 05:36 PM   #297
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Official Uniforms of the 5 Year Olds

I jusr ordered 65 of these.

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Old 01-25-2005, 05:39 PM   #298
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I jusr ordered 65 of these.


Is there a price break when you buy in bulk?
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Old 01-25-2005, 05:39 PM   #299
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Nope, but hopefully I will be able to return them after they are use.

That is, if the blood stains come out.
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Old 01-25-2005, 05:48 PM   #300
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will you be wearing this?
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