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02-17-2006 , 04:53 PM

#526

marchron

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I must have read this blog post half a million times. I never clicked the link to find out it came from here.

[censored] awesome.

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03-03-2006 , 03:15 AM

#527

Relvin

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I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.

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03-03-2006 , 03:18 AM

#528

dblgutshot

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I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.

KILL YOURSELF

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03-03-2006 , 03:28 AM

#529

jesusarenque

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I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.

KILL YOURSELF

This is a poor strategy.

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03-03-2006 , 03:33 AM

#530

Prodigy54321

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a baseball bat should be added to the equation...that would be fun

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03-04-2006 , 03:01 AM

#531

_TKO_

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I have only read the first 2 pages, but the best strategy is to get into a corner so that only a few of them can attack you at one time.

True, but you can't touch any walls.

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03-04-2006 , 03:29 AM

#532

ncboiler

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Zero

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03-12-2006 , 11:58 AM

#533

Emperor

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I imagine running atop their lil heads, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon style.

All of them

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03-29-2006 , 11:28 AM

#534

GaryGlitter

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Good drunken debate from a few nights ago.

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?

It depends.

How sexy are these 5 years olds?

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03-29-2006 , 11:29 AM

#535

Hornacek

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wow.

hell of a first post and bump.

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03-29-2006 , 11:31 AM

#536

jakethebake

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This thread needed a bump, but this really would only have been funny several months ago.

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03-29-2006 , 12:16 PM

#537

HarryCH

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Whats wrong with Gary Glitter?

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03-29-2006 , 12:19 PM

#538

jakethebake

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Whats wrong with Gary Glitter?

I don't understand the question.

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03-29-2006 , 12:19 PM

#539

blaze666

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Whats wrong with Gary Glitter?

His last name rhymes with a euphamism of pooper.

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03-29-2006 , 12:29 PM

#540

HarryCH

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I don't see why everyone is hating on him he is a great man.

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03-29-2006 , 05:19 PM

#541

GaryGlitter

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I just heard about this thread today. I've been....busy. Yeah, thats it, busy.

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03-29-2006 , 05:27 PM

#542

diebitter

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I just heard about this thread today. I've been....busy. Yeah, thats it, busy.

Is it good to be back?

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03-29-2006 , 05:42 PM

#543

GaryGlitter

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If by good you mean "I have trouble sitting down due to this colostomy bag", then yes, it's good.

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05-03-2006 , 10:26 AM

#544

maxx_730

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I actually have some real experience with this. With a scouting group, i handled about 30 of these once.

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05-03-2006 , 10:31 AM

#545

Elevens

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I actually have some real experience with this. With a scouting group, i handled about 30 of these once.

Did you break their necks?

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05-03-2006 , 10:31 AM

#546

Abones

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I think I could take 20ish. My tactic would be to throw them at each other and to break there arms are quick as possible, 5 year olds have weak arms!

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05-03-2006 , 10:31 AM

#547

noggindoc

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I actually have some real experience with this. With a scouting group, i handled about 30 of these once.

elaborate?

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05-03-2006 , 10:31 AM

#548

LALDAAS

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funny to see this thread rise back up to the front again

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05-03-2006 , 10:35 AM

#549

Badger

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Since this got bumped back up anyways- I'll risk what might be a re-post
A Realistic Assesment of How Many 12 Year Olds I Could Beat Up Before They Overtook Me.