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01-25-2008 , 12:51 PM

#201

wet work

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Burlap,

I've done that a couple times. Found it very uncomfortable. From here on out I think I'll
be going au naturale.

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01-25-2008 , 01:03 PM

#202

Burlap

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The first time you do it it will feel a little ‘prickly’ for a day or two, but nothing too bad. As long as you do it with regularity you wont have a problem. If you don’t do it for like a month or so you’ll definitely notice it again.

It literally only takes a minute, and is in no way awkward or uncomfortable. The thought of a tangled mess of poopy hair down there is really kind of disgusting to me now.

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01-25-2008 , 01:19 PM

#203

cookieb

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Back to front
Sitting
I wrap the TP around a couple fingers, pull off, and fold
Wipe with dry paper, then wipe with wet paper or wetnap thingys
Do not look
Never have any problems with stains, wet naps take care of this

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01-25-2008 , 01:40 PM

#204

Lethe

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Wow there are some weirdos in this thread. You back to front guys have blown my mind.

As for sit/stand, sitting seems far more efficient to me but standing is fine too. And there are really people out there who don't look?? You smelly bastards.

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01-25-2008 , 02:00 PM

#205

Aloysius

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Weirdest to Less Weird, imo:

Back-to-front >>>>>>> In-Between Legs Wiper >> Not-Looking

Though, all 3 are pretty odd, and don't make much sense to me.

Shaving seems sensible for those with an issue. Standing (in a non-disgusting environment) vs. weight shifting, while seated, seems like alot more effort for no reason.

-Al

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01-25-2008 , 02:01 PM

#206

MrWookie

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Originally Posted by CheckRaise

Hi i'm a white american age 26 that wipes sitting down. I use the same reach around tactic that you do but instead of standing I lean putting most of my weight on my left ass cheek and wipe front to back.

I don't shave my ass, though.

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01-25-2008 , 02:05 PM

#207

daryn

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Originally Posted by Aloysius

this is what i don't get. how is it more effort to stand? to simply stand up!! it seems like more effort to me to do a balancing act on one butt cheek.

i mean, you have to stand up eventually anyway!

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01-25-2008 , 02:08 PM

#208

econophile

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Originally Posted by Aloysius

Standing (in a non-disgusting environment) vs. weight shifting, while seated, seems like alot more effort for no reason.

Standing is a free lunch because you have to walk out of the stall afterwards anyway.

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01-25-2008 , 02:09 PM

#209

daryn

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Originally Posted by ImsaKidd

Does this include times where you try to take a poo, but you only have to piss instead?

acceptable. most of the time though i'll pee standing and then sit to take the dump.

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01-25-2008 , 02:09 PM

#210

Aloysius

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Daryn - you know, I think the "balancing" act might be easier for those with, less overall girth? Haha, who knows. To clarify, I don't think standing / crouching is that weird at all, seems like a matter of personal preference and sometimes the situation dictates you do it.

-Al

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01-25-2008 , 02:09 PM

#211

swingdoc

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OKay, seriuosly. How do you shavers recommend going about this? Clippers? Bic? I've never shaved my crack, but I'm intrigued. I'd be tempted to use clippers, but I use that on my head and I'm a little reluctant to share. Just have two? Butt clippers and head clippers?

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01-25-2008 , 02:12 PM

#212

Aloysius

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Econo - haha, solid point.

Specifically to Daryn's question -- I think wiping + standing is incrementally more effort than wiping + weight-shifted sitting, wrt cleanup.

-Al

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01-25-2008 , 02:14 PM

#213

daryn

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Originally Posted by Aloysius

it's possible i guess, but i have strong legs! but let's not get carried away. i'm not even close to pre-weight loss dids.

anyway my point is that you stand up eventually anyway, how could it possibly be more effort?

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01-25-2008 , 02:15 PM

#214

Burlap

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Clippers (no attatchment)

I have two separate clippers, but I guess it doesn't really matter all that much. I mean for one, I do it after I've washed, and two, I shower after I cut my hair anyway.

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01-25-2008 , 02:18 PM

#215

dknightx

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i sit and wipe (as a normal person would), and look obv. I don't require and crazy shifting, and as peace corp guy said, it helps to have the butt checks spread out a bit. I'm guessing the standing guys stand either from habit, or their butt is too large to sit and wipe without doing some weird leaning/weight shifting thing.

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01-25-2008 , 02:26 PM

#216

worthless

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For you people saying back to front is so wrong, you do realize that you are lifting your sack at the time and it's not like it requires huge sweeping motions like a painter to wipe your ass. I mean it's not even really like it's back to front, it's just wiping your ass between your legs. I've found that more of a pinching motion works best with folded paper and it helps not to spread the **** around. I promise you have better access to your ******* through your legs than you do reaching around/standing. Give it a try.

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01-25-2008 , 02:38 PM

#217

oddjob

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Originally Posted by daryn

acceptable. most of the time though i'll pee standing and then sit to take the dump.

this is by far weirder then any other toilet habits admitted in this thread.

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01-25-2008 , 02:43 PM

#218

SoulPower

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Originally Posted by Disturbance

LMFAO this whole thread is hilarious but that is outstanding.

I think I also remember him saying that when he wipes, "I'm so hairy, it's like trying to find Santa Claus' mouth".

Do you think there is any correlation between being overweight (or weirdly dense) and standing? The only guy I've ever know in real life that was a stander was a land whale.

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01-25-2008 , 02:44 PM

#219

oddjob

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Originally Posted by worthless

i 2nd this. i mean, yah it'd be disgusting if i wiped from the very back all the way up to my nut sack, but i stop well short of that, and i have my other hand holding my sack and blocking as well.

here's another thing, do you guys pull up and close off your pants and belt before you wash?

i only do this in public restrooms, for obv reasons, but when i'm at home, i shuffle over to the sink and wash my hands before i pull up.

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01-25-2008 , 02:49 PM

#220

swingdoc

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Originally Posted by oddjob

If I'm at home, I'm not wearing pants anyway.

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01-25-2008 , 02:49 PM

#221

Aloysius

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2nd this. i mean, yah it'd be disgusting if i wiped from the very back all the way up to my nut sack, but i stop well short of that, and i have my other hand holding my sack and blocking as well.

I see... also, back to front seems counter to the natural motion of your hands and arms.

-Al

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01-25-2008 , 02:51 PM

#222

LFS

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SP,

I am a girthy guy, and I sit and lean.

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01-25-2008 , 02:54 PM

#223

ROADHEAD

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I can't believe all of this controversy about sitting or standing to wipe, I made a poll last year and got a * for it lol isn't that some ****. This was another drunken question asked and we called everyone we knew, and after a sample size of about 50 people we figured out that if you are over 6 ft. tall you stand to wipe.

p.s. why the **** do all these ****ting questions come about when me and the homies are drinking?