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Learning that you "lookers" stand explains a lot, I thought you were reaching down, wiping, pulling the paper back up, etc. If you're standing you might as well look, it's right there.
sitter, looker, in between the leggers. i've also had very little troubles with my hand touching the water, and my ass is big, so you guys having problems this way, there's something wrong with you.
basically in between the legs, i move and block my sack with one hand, and get in theere good with my other hand, if i have a good grip on my paper, i can even do a back to front scrubbing motion, although this usually leads to more klingons, thanks to my hairy ass (this ass shaving thing intrigues me, btw)
also, i fold, so i get about 3 wipes per bunch.
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FWIW those of you who someday have daughters, you need to wipe them front to back when you change their diapers so you don't get anything bad into their little wee-wee.
actually if i have a daughter, i'm goign to teach her to keep her cootch as stank as possible, so no boys will want to get in there.
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One of my most endearing qualities is my ability to learn new things and accept change, so maybe I'll give standing and looking a shot.
standing seems ******ed, like you'd have to put too much energy into the balance.
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Now I'm going to think about OOT every time I go #2.
you didn't before?