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Old 01-25-2008, 03:37 AM   #151
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

was that the point you started always being correct?
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Old 01-25-2008, 03:38 AM   #152
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

alobar,

granted some ****ters are ****in disgusting. but a regularly cleaned one that doesnt have aids-ridden junkies jerking off onto the seat are actually quite clean in terms of germs.
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Old 01-25-2008, 03:42 AM   #153
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was that the point you started always being correct?
yeah, i think i really came into my own at about 12.
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Old 01-25-2008, 03:44 AM   #154
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yeah, i think i really came into my own at about 12.

IT WAS 11!! SOMEHOW YOU ARE PARADOXICALLY A FRAUD!!!1
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Old 01-25-2008, 03:52 AM   #155
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serious question;

there were a bunch of indian people in my dorm freshman year of college. they always took a TEAPOT into the stall with them. i assume it was full of water.

can anyone explain exactly what they were doing with it?

i'm not kidding btw. and i realize you can put that **** in your crack and try to run water over your bunghole, but how does that not create a huge mess??? i want to hear from someone who has done this, or knows indian people who do.
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Old 01-25-2008, 03:53 AM   #156
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

they were making indian food obv














i keed i keed, i love indian food
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Old 01-25-2008, 03:54 AM   #157
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Anyone who doesn't stand and look at the paper to see when its done are freaks imo. And if anyone in here wipes back to front - you are the dregs of humanity
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:39 AM   #158
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shaving the ass crack helps a lot in reducing wipes (yes i've done this)
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:44 AM   #159
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really? shaving?!?! seems about as hard as giving yourself a fade in the back of your head. waxing i can understand (tho sounds painful)
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:56 AM   #160
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

I require a visual aid to help me understand htf people wipe from front to back while sitting. Where are the mspaint people?!?

I'm also shocked that there are so many different techniques for wiping your ass. Shouldn't the way we wipe be an instinctive thing like how cats know how to use a litter box?

Also, I remember hearing somewhere that women shouldn't wipe from back to front because they get a lot of infections in their clam from the fecal matter.
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Old 01-25-2008, 05:14 AM   #161
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Always gotta look ldo...

My wife makes fun of me cuz instead of looking back over my shoulder, I lean forward while sitting and check the T.P. through the little crack between the seat and the bowl. Is this standard, or do most look behind the shoulder?
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Old 01-25-2008, 05:14 AM   #162
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Old 01-25-2008, 05:53 AM   #163
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really? shaving?!?! seems about as hard as giving yourself a fade in the back of your head. waxing i can understand (tho sounds painful)
Well, shaving that area requires very little in the way of accuracy. I mean, when's the last time you've read someone complaining about unever ass crack hair?

Alls it takes is a somewhat steady hand. It's totally worth it. The very first poo afterwards, you'll be lucky if you need more than 2 sheets of tp. It's like using a credit card: one swipe and you're outta there.

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Sweet, my 1000th post was about wiping your ass. Awesome.
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Old 01-25-2008, 06:16 AM   #164
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

im not worried about the appearance as much as i am about cutting my ******* in some horrible manner


i guess my earlier post was a bit misleading

Last edited by billygrippo; 01-25-2008 at 06:17 AM. Reason: also i hope you throw the razor out lawl
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Old 01-25-2008, 06:46 AM   #165
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

I don't mean to brag, but I feel I'm kind of an authority on the matter.

I was in the Peace Corps and lived for two years in a country without toilets. All that were available where outhouses which had nothing in them but a hole in the ground. They were called "squat toilets." (The mechanics of how these work is worthy of it's own thread, but I'm nto gonna get into it here.) As there was no where to sit, everyone had to stand while wiping and done properly, I don't think there is anything unhygentic about standing.

HOWEVER, in a land where toilet seats exists, it's perfectly possible to be hygentic and sit while wiping. What the standers aren't getting is that it's all about shifting your weight from one part of the seat to another during the process. This was mentioned before, but I'll repeated it: the reason sitting is actually superior to standing IMO is that it is possible to sit in such a way that you ass is spread naturally by the way you position your cheeks on the seat. It makes getting everything easier.

I was forced to stand while I was in the Peace Corps and so I know that there is nothing unhygentic about standing if done properly, but IMO, it's slightly less effiecient.

As to the "looking vs. non-looking" debate, this is just f-ing gross and is not worthy of a serious debate. There is absolutely no reason not to visually inspect the paper. If you aren't looking at the paper, you probably have fewer friends because of it. You are walking around a good part of your life smelling like sh*t and you don't realize it. Sick, dude. Sick.
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Old 01-25-2008, 06:54 AM   #166
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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im not worried about the appearance as much as i am about cutting my ******* in some horrible manner


i guess my earlier post was a bit misleading

also i hope you throw the razor out lawl
Well, it might do you well to keep one dedicated 'ass razor'. The hair grows back, you know?

You shouldn't really be getting that close to your ******* in the first place. Surprisingly little hair grows right there. (Maybe it's just me) It's more around that general area.. Go get a mirror and check it out real quick. I can wait.
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:08 AM   #167
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Peace corp guy has it right. I also agree with shaving.
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:40 AM   #168
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

when you guys wipe and look to see if the TP is brown or not, do you continue using the same handful or throw away and roll up a new one? i always feel like i'm wasting toilet paper when doing this and feel guilty for killing planet earth, but i don't want that **** touching me.
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:42 AM   #169
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

- i sit, lean by raising left leg and go front-back, left-right typically

- i fold, rather than bunch [hell yeah let's revive that old chestnut] so i get 2-3 wipes out of each few sheets of loo roll

- i had the sh*ts last week just before an interview. didn't get the job. lol.
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:48 AM   #170
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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- i sit, lean by raising left leg and go front-back, left-right typically

- i fold, rather than bunch [hell yeah let's revive that old chestnut] so i get 2-3 wipes out of each few sheets of loo roll

- i had the sh*ts last week just before an interview. didn't get the job. lol.
wtf?? is this standard for anyone?
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:13 AM   #171
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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wtf?? is this standard for anyone?
I'm as baffled as you, mused. Left to right?!? How is that possible? Do you spray so much that there is brown all over your cheeks or is your ass crack horizontial?

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when you guys wipe and look to see if the TP is brown or not, do you continue using the same handful or throw away and roll up a new one?
This is a clear situation where folding is the best line.

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i always feel like i'm wasting toilet paper when doing this and feel guilty for killing planet earth, but i don't want that **** touching me.
Join The Peace Corps. It takes a while to finish, but once you're finished, you arrogantly feel so morally superior to everyone else in the world that "toilet paper guilt" is no longer an issue.
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:42 AM   #172
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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serious question;

there were a bunch of indian people in my dorm freshman year of college. they always took a TEAPOT into the stall with them. i assume it was full of water.

can anyone explain exactly what they were doing with it?



I'm dead serious.
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:55 AM   #173
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I'm dead serious.
Yeah, he is.

I'm Indian and I remember when I was really young going to visit some relatives in India. I went to the bathroom and there was no toilet paper. There wasn't even a ****ing toilet roll HOLDER. Just a tap and a smallish plastic jug. Clearly I refused to go poopy until someone got me some damn toilet paper.
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:59 AM   #174
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Also, I sit, bunch, wipe front-to-back and look. I might stand to wipe like 5% of the time for reasons only the cosmos can answer. Does anyone else mostly sit, but sometimes stand, or the other way around?

I've always felt that I've needed to use more toilet paper than most. Obv the only conclusion is that I have a hairier-than-average ass.
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Old 01-25-2008, 09:05 AM   #175
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it's not like you stand completely erect (lololololol), you just stand up and lean forward. sometimes i turn around and face the bowl but maybe that's only because i'm left handed and the tp roll is usually on the right if you face the bowl, which is better for a lefty.

also, some older toilets don't even have that much space in front that you can reach through. not to mention my legs are enormous, that makes it even harder. i can't even imagine it being done to be honest.
i havent read up the whole thread yet, but this is where im up to now, and its not the kind of standing im talking about. after seeing the site that was linked earlier, it appears many ppl actually stand up, take a good look, then wipe. to me thats.... not normal =P
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