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Old 01-24-2008, 09:58 PM   #51
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

anyone else get worried when you take a crap and the paper is white immediately? I usually wipe 7-8 more times just to make sure
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:58 PM   #52
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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Wait, what? You finger your own bunghole to check if there's any left? That explains why some people wash their hands afterwords.
wait wait wait

you dont wash your hands afterwards?
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:59 PM   #53
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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Old 01-24-2008, 10:01 PM   #54
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wait wait wait

you dont wash your hands afterwards?

why would you? Your ass is covered by clothes all day, how is it going to get dirty? If anything you should wash your ass after you wipe since your hands are prolly covered in germs
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:02 PM   #55
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LFS: The Magic Johnson of Asswiping

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Old 01-24-2008, 10:04 PM   #56
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

LFS is just blowing my mind here.



There isn't a bigger form of 'required' than a last-wipe look at the very least.
How can you not look on the last pass?



I mean, the spectrum goes from Immaculate Evacuation to 8 Wipe Swamp Ass From Hell....how the hell can you know you're done without the visual confirmation? You can even throw it in the toilet, but you still have to look.

I hate that I couldn't avoid posting in this creepfest.
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:04 PM   #57
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why would you? Your ass is covered by clothes all day, how is it going to get dirty? If anything you should wash your ass after you wipe since your hands are prolly covered in germs
Alobar, I support just about everything you say and do, but srsly dude, I'm at a loss here.
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:05 PM   #58
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

I always look, there have been plenty of times I thought the wipe seemed sufficient only to find it was not.
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:07 PM   #59
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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Let's not get too far away from the fact that CR shaves his anus imo.
it was taking me way too long to wipe, like half a roll of tp so one day i decided that getting rid of the hair would probably solve the problem and it did.
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:08 PM   #60
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

FWIW I've shaved my ass for the last 10 years. Haven't looked back.
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:09 PM   #61
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:10 PM   #62
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anyone else get worried when you take a crap and the paper is white immediately? I usually wipe 7-8 more times just to make sure
FLAWLESS VICTORY
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:10 PM   #63
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LFS: The Magic Johnson of Asswiping
I can't believe I can't find a picture of Larry Legend making the no-look.
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:13 PM   #64
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:13 PM   #65
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it was taking me way too long to wipe, like half a roll of tp so one day i decided that getting rid of the hair would probably solve the problem and it did.
A Brazilian Buttwax?


OMG *rrrrrip*
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:14 PM   #66
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

legit question, very puzzling responses
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:18 PM   #67
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:18 PM   #68
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

just got the 'no-look pass'

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll









































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Old 01-24-2008, 10:32 PM   #69
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http://www.poopreport.com/Debate/Content/looking.html

I had no idea so many people stand to wipe
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:35 PM   #70
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

there are some unintentionally funny posts in this thread. go LFS!!
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:36 PM   #71
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o/u on decades until bidets are popular in america?
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:36 PM   #72
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

I've had to wipe up to twenty times before. Also plenty of times where I wipe once and it's bone dry. (Stealth poo just the other day. Absolutely no trace of it in the bowl. I'm 98% sure something came out and I didn't flush.)

Standard right? Wtf LFS are your poos always hard little nuggets or something?
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:37 PM   #73
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why would you? Your ass is covered by clothes all day, how is it going to get dirty? If anything you should wash your ass after you wipe since your hands are prolly covered in germs
you do know how one gets food poisoning? or is this a joke?
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:38 PM   #74
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holy ****ing ****, that was ****ing aweomse. That little kid at the end made me completely lose it. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:40 PM   #75
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how do people w/o arms or hands wipe?!? feet?!
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