This thread is so awesome.

I'm a lifelong sitting-back to front-looker. I have excellent control, and **** does not come anywhere close to my balls.

I'm about to take a dump, and will try the standing front to back method. Will post detailed TR in 5 to 18 minutes.

Damn that must be a massive ****!

Sitter/front-to-back/from the side/look after the first few wipes. I wonder if there is any correlation between a person's weight and standing. I weigh 160 lbs. and doing the right-leg lean is pretty easy. I had always assumed it was standard. Reading this thread before, I tried standing once, but it felt bizarre, like brushing my teeth with my opposite hand.

Ok, just finished my poop. It took 7 hours.

I definitely need to try shaving the ass crack. I have a substantial amount of hair behind the *******, but not infront, which made the front to back a much more messy and traumatizing experience than I had prepared for. The standing part went pretty smoothly. All in all I'd say it was a pretty good experience. We'll see if I can get round to the shaving part this weekend.

in other threads people have stated that a man should never under any circumstances shave his crack. it's fine until the hair comes back in, then it's the most uncomfortable thing ever

Freakin
Lifetime sitting back-to-front

false propaganda spread by people too scared to admit that a shaved crack is awesome

So is that your retort? There is nothing to worry about as far as the hair regrowth itchy period?

i've never experienced an itch, maybe its because i dont use a real razor to do the job...use a body/beard trimmer with no guard, only takes a minute or two and makes wiping cleaner

lol what a thread. I just don't get the "you do it different so you're wrong" attitude. I also don't understand how "wiping back to front" is immediately linked to s*** reaching your sac, that's only true if you don't know how to wipe properly.
One thing should be very clear is that the more bending at the waist, the more relaxation and the more "spread" and thus less chance of s*** spreading far from the bunghole. It only makes sense that wiping in the same position assumed when taking taking a crap will make the cleaning easier because the more erect the body is the more clenching you cheeks will do and thus the higher chance s*** will spread.
Oh and yeah, whether you sit, stand, reach between the legs or around still isn't the cleanest way because the cleanest way is to actually wash with water, as in using a bidet.

I can't see the benefit to ass shaving when simply finishing with a baby wipe is so awesome.

cuts down on total wipes even when using baby wipes

i'm sorry i had to post on this... i read the entire thread and it is the funniest thing i've ever witnessed. the guy talking about lifting his sack and getting a semi-bone while wiping his ******* had me crying with laughter. anyway, i've been a stander with around back technique my whole life.. this inspired me to try the sitting and around back method and i have to admit it was pretty successful and this was a messy, ****** session. you could not pay me to sit and go between the legs though. i guess its all personal preference.. but FFS at least look at the TP we don't have to smell your **** caked *******.

Holy **** this thread made me laugh, i only thought there was one way to go! Never tried squatting a shite lol!

bidet sounds cool though

they smell the toilet paper obv

Does no-one put their feet on the toilet bowl and squat down?

[random]It's like 8:45am and I am reading this thread for the first time when my phone rings (which it never does at 8:45am) and some random lady (who obv had the wrong number) says on my voicemail, "Hey when you're on your way over here can you pick up a roll of toilet paper"? I mean, should I call her back and just be like, "Use your finger bitch!"? haha[/random]

no.. because that would make me a monkey.. do you also catch the **** in your hand and throw it at your family?

well what if they put the TP too close and accidentally wipe the shat on their upper lip like a hitler mustache

How does one shave their ass crack? Ive tried hard, i cant get that razor up there man.

never tried shaving my crack but i would guess lying on your back like if you break dance spinning? Maybe i am wrong IDK.

in my crib i wipe standing up, in public bathrooms sitting because i dont like people seeing the top of my head as i wipe

They don't the just walk around with dirty asses.

Isn't that what the dog is for

*Bump

this is one of the funniest things i have ever read