I found nearly everyones methods weird. I guess this comes from the fact that since you never see anyone else wiping you just develop your own way but yet think everyone else must do it that way.
I am sort of a sitter and a stander. I sit and take my dump normally, then when finished I kinda squat with my ass about a foot above the rim of the seat and wipe. I am not standing really, but my ass is free from contact of the toilet. This is clearly correct and normal.
Reading this thread has been a revelation, I didn't realise that everyone didn't do this. Standing fully up is weird, its harder to maneuvre in there and spread your cheeks enough to ensure a thorough wipe. Its just ****ing awkward. I also had no idea people were so damn lazy they didn't even get their ass off the seat to wipe also however. I mean that just creates a lot of awkwardness getting in and around the buttcrack, with your junk in the way and your hand and arm are going to near and too far into the bowl for my liking.
I wipe front to back, the other way is weird.
I reach around, between the legs is weird.
I look, not looking, Jesus I had never previously thought that there are people out there who didn't look. "You just know". Erm stay away from me.