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Originally Posted by fluorescenthippo
wow, this is like verbatim my thoughts.
edit: i must add i am taller than most and i do find little room for not standing
What do you mean, the part behind above your hole that your are sitting on? Does your crap spray all over your cheeks when your doing it?! OR is your hole directly on the toilet seat?!
If you really think it is easier to stand and wipe there is something seriously wrong with you. By standing you are FORCING your cheeks closer together. This is a FACT. How come no stander has come foward to justify why you would do this? By forcing your cheeks together you are causing smearing. This makes you do extra wipes. Give me some justification here on why you would do that?!
I sit, I wipe sack to back with a reach around approach (I don't go past my balls, I go around the back). I look at it. I don't touch the toilet seat with my hand EVER. I don't accidently brush crap on myself. And I wipe until there is no more crap on the paper. Then I use two fresh wipes to give me that ULTRA CLEAN feel.
By sitting, your cheeks are naturally spread further apart. This allows EASIER access to clean your butthole. Therefore, it will take you less wipes to remove any residue. Do you standers all have backcracks? (ie your back and arse are on the same spacial plane?)
Last edited by apollo808; 01-29-2008 at 06:14 AM.