Or when guests start complaining about scrapes and cuts from all the dried semen.

It's nice to be remembered.

you must have ****ty coordination

i thought it was standard.

I think people are confusing wiping your ass with washing your ass. Do people not wash their ass in the shower?

Dunno if the thread has moved on but...I used to stand, now I sit, unless its a toilet with irregularly high water and then i revert to standing because ill be damned if my knuckles are going in that ****ty water.

And always look.

Daryn, what is this about men sitting to pee? I dont think ill ever be convinced that men actually do that.

when theres no more toilet paper

You realize that fecal choloform and bits of **** are aerosolized whenever anyone farts or takes a dump, right? Germs are literally everywhere. Its not a big deal. This is why you have an immune system.

they keep wiping and hten smelling the toilet paper until it smells pleasant

then they stick their finiger in their pooper and do a taste test

if it comes back positive they go sit in the sink and turn on the tap

"Her [computer] mouse has about a hundred times more bacteria than a toilet seat," Gerba said.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Health/story?id=715375&page=1

According to a University of Arizona study, a typical desk is capable of supporting up to 10 million bacteria -- 400 times more germs than the average toilet seat.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe...rms/index.html

i love these OCD people trying to justify their phobias through science

This thread....

Standing...? If you're a thorough wiper you must be shedding dingleberries all over your pants, seat and floor. Nice...

Between the legs...? That just seems barbaric, but I guess it's natural for you guys since you're used to walking with your knuckles scraping on the ground.

Sit, lean, front to back and polish with a moistened butt-wipe till you hear the squeak = civilized and confident.

i read the entire thread and QFMFT

Ditto. Who the **** stands up to wipe their ass?

LOOOOL

Yeah.

Fecal Choloform - thats what they knock people out with in the movies right? Rub a little on the rag -> put it over her mouth -> she passes out -> ........

serious question. do girls even have smears on their tp?

who cares about that? No one is arguing about a toilet seat. The toilet seat is the cleanest spot in your entire house, so of course some ******ed study is going to find it cleaner than whatever else they are comparing it to.


Everyone can make fun or call common sense cleanliness OCD or whatever. Bottom line is you are an idiot if you dont think taking insanely simple measures to avoid germs is +EV. I know its just some macho thing to try and act all badass like you dont care cuz you are so tough some invisible little germs cant hurt you. So next time I get a cold ill make sure and come by and visit and rub my snot covered hands all over your stuff. Maybe ill stink palm myself and then make you a sandwhich, I mean youve got nothing to worry about right, youve got an immune system and you are big and tough.

I don't know much on the subject, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I would think these measures are +EV in the short term but maybe not the long. Meaning there may be benefits to constant, low exposure to a variety of germs, almost like exercise for the immune system. Is that dumb?

So yeah, back when i lived on campus, the stall doors we had weren't that tall, and there was this pretty tall kid 6'5" or so. Every once in a while I'd go in and notice that he was standing with his head over the stall door.

I just always assumed he was getting ready to ****, but then I'd go in to the stall and then I'd hear him flush and leave. Needless to say I was perplexed until I learned about the standers.

The absolute worst part of it was he would make eye contact with me EVERY SINGLE ****ING TIME. At the effing urinals it's bad form to make eye contact with somebody, and he's doing it while he's wiping his ass? To add insult to injury sometimes i'd give him the old 'head nod', and he'd return it. WTF DONT LOOK AROUND WHILE WIPING YOUR ASS DONT STARE AT SOMEBODY WHO JUST ENTERED THE ROOM HMMM K.

He's lucky I learned of this phenomenon after I stopped living on campus.

lol, remember when they were checking the NYC subways for anthrax, and instead found jizz everywhere?

lol spence, when he was nodding his head at u whilst ramming a thick nob of toilet paper up his arse, do you think he was picturing you naked?

probably wishing it was my dick This revelation makes me sad