N00bs,

This is what OOT was like back in 2005 imo.

I strongly agree with everything El Diablo has said in this thread.

The door isn't clean to your OCD-having standards, but nothing is. I personally can determine if a door handle has **** all over it with visual inspection.

Apparently you're a full bore crazy person with your refusal to touch any door handle, but you go out to eat at restaurants, right? You ever worked at a restaurant?

Paper-towel users-
Do you guys thinks that everyone else around you has Hepatitis A and all sorts of other diseases or do you think we are all getting incredibly lucky?

you should take a health education class sometime. Would prolly be very enlightening for you

but that would mean sitting in a room with a bunch of filthy [censored] breathing out [censored] onto their [censored] covered hands

maybe if i wore a full body ebola suit i could learn these things

Fun fact for you: Most hotels do not wash their comforters unless they are visibly dirty.

Uh-huh. In the eighteenth century, no such thing, nada, nothing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person, anyway. Ah! Ah! Along comes this doctor, uh, uh, uh, Semmelweis, Semmelweis. Semmelweis comes along. He's trying to convince people, well, other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. Ah? He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do you call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What? Now, cut to the 20th century. Last week, as a matter of fact, before I got dragged into this hellhole. I go in to order a burger in this fast food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. Jim, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. "What about the germs?" I say. He says, "I don't believe in germs. Germs is just a plot they made up so they can sell you disinfectants and soaps." Now he's crazy, right? See? Ah! Ah! There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.

idk, but the whole thread is hilarious.

FYI, some of you guys might like to try using baby wipes for your final wipe. It brings a nice sense of cleanliness and finality to the process.

something about a mirror...

How could it not?

im sure you think you are making some kind of point, sadly you arent

The world is terrible and dirty but our bodies are designed to deal with it is the point.

Update - mind still reeling at those who wipe back to front and / or reach between legs.

Fly's somersault comment -- major lol.

-Al

I don't know what kind of massive toilets you sitters have, but I am tall and skinny and when I sit on the toilet there is no room to get a hand in through the legs (blocked by massive junk). The only way is to put my weight on my bony left ass cheek, which is a balancing act not conducive to effectively wiping my ass and inspecting. There is simply no other way but to stand up.

Where do you think fingerprints come from?

I serendipitously discovered this a few years ago myself, I was quite shocked at how much was still there wiping in the other direction after I figured I was 'finished'.

How do the in between leggers wipe their ass when showering? Same way?

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That's because you are sitting on a solid object and not something with a hole where you can reach right through.

I've tried reaching around and it just feels awkward. I don't have the control of the TP that I have when going in directly from the front and it's at a weird angle instead of straight in and straight out.

I bet at least once in your life you got post-urine drip on your arm area.

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Do you sometimes piss on the floor when you've finished?

"I wipe my ass with eight thousand dollars. Nine thousand, if I had chili."

Something i'd like to know... how does one end up a sitter, either inbetween or around? When mum/dad/whoever cleans me up afterwards i have to stand, they aren't gonna go inbetween anything in the potty nor around the side, there just aint room, so i stand.

I guess all the sitters are preparing/are of, old age though.

Are you sitting when you're in the shower?

People wipe their ass in the shower?

when i take a dump in there, yes.

I'll always remember him as the guy felt very passionately that Diablo's avatar should be more buff.