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Old 01-25-2008, 04:31 PM   #251
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

blinds people other senses are probably very heightened
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:33 PM   #252
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blinds people other senses are probably very heightened
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taste?
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:36 PM   #253
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Just dumped out. I wipe while sitting down, I just lean forward a ways, and always reach behind and wipe front to back. Generally 4-5 times, 3 sheets of TP folded over each time.
Yayyyyy a normal person!
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:42 PM   #254
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Man, this thread is greatness.

FWIW I wipe my ass like El Diablo.
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:43 PM   #255
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When cranes dig, they don't do back to front. Why? Because it doesn't ****ing work.
but if a crane were to wipe it's underside, it'd be going from back to front. think about it. yah.
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:44 PM   #256
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Hoya: "Wouldn't leaning pose the same risks?" No.
I just tried standing and leaning. Definitely felt more ******* movement with the latter.
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Old 01-25-2008, 04:45 PM   #257
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Hoya: "Wouldn't leaning pose the same risks?" No.

pb: "I bet at least once in your life you got post-urine drip on your arm area." Excellent point.
cause i can't just wash my arm aftewards while i'm washing my hands?
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Old 01-25-2008, 05:15 PM   #258
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

I tried the sitting thing today, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be although I could see a real greasy **** being a problem when I pull out the tp to inspect. Honestly, I think the biggest reason I stand is so i can inspect the damage before it gets covered with tp. Is it the most efficient/hygienic way to wipe? I doubt it, but I do like looking at my own ****.
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Old 01-25-2008, 05:18 PM   #259
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

For the "throughers", uh, where do you put your gentalia? How do you manage to avoid dipping your penis/hand/TP in the water?

Also, when you're drunk and you do this, do you ever do a somersault off the toilet?


Daryn- In a public restroom do you pee at a urinal and then **** in a toilet?
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Old 01-25-2008, 05:47 PM   #260
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sitter, looker, in between the leggers. i've also had very little troubles with my hand touching the water, and my ass is big, so you guys having problems this way, there's something wrong with you.

basically in between the legs, i move and block my sack with one hand, and get in theere good with my other hand, if i have a good grip on my paper, i can even do a back to front scrubbing motion, although this usually leads to more klingons, thanks to my hairy ass (this ass shaving thing intrigues me, btw)
Your way sounds horribly complicated and disgusting. I thought reason had been established in this thread until this came along.
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Old 01-25-2008, 05:56 PM   #261
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Daryn- In a public restroom do you pee at a urinal and then **** in a toilet?
nah of course not. even at home i don't always pee first. i guess it depends on which i have to do worse.
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Old 01-25-2008, 06:00 PM   #262
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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I'm dead serious.
Actually, you're wrong.




P.S.: Sat down, reach around + look on last wipe is the only correct way.
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Old 01-25-2008, 06:04 PM   #263
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Your way sounds horribly complicated and disgusting. I thought reason had been established in this thread until this came along.
yah, it's super complicated and really messy, i actually get **** everywhere. that's why i do it. well done detective.
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:13 PM   #264
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Not washing hands is the biggest wtf in this thread. Easily. You people are the reason I use the papertowels to open the door.
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:18 PM   #265
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Summary of 300ish posts:

OMG THE WAY YOU DO IT IS SOOOO DUMB@!1!1!1

As long as you get the job done, who gives a crap? (see what I did there?)

The only thing I can't fathom in this thread is the non-lookers and the non-hand washers, ldo. Other than that, some people need to relax.
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:49 PM   #266
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Using paper towels to open the door is just barely less weird than the other **** in this thread
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:53 PM   #267
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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Using paper towels to open the door is just barely less weird than the other **** in this thread
absolutely not. A good 10% of people (at least) don't wash their hands at all. Do you really want to touch that?

Wash hands, dry off with paper towels, turn off water with paper towel, open door with paper towel, throw away paper towel in garbage can they always have RIGHT next to door for this very purpose.
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:53 PM   #268
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Question for the standwipers: you sit (I assume) and take a dump aswell as peeing at the same time. When you stand up, how do you not get pee-drips slipping out and on your clothes/floor when standing? Right after peeing it's pretty hard to not have anything leaking after you've wiped it.

FWIW this thread is the first time I've ever heard of anyone standing up and wiping.

I'm a sit-wiper, reach around, back to front and a looker.
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:02 PM   #269
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

ok who here uses a bidet?
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:10 PM   #270
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?







Like many, I have never even contemplated wiping my ass while sitting. I can't believe there are so many of you freaks. I do see the advantages of a gaping ******* vis a vis less smearage but I think that's why I'm wiping my ass in the first place.
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:10 PM   #271
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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ok who here uses a bidet?
I used to think they were foot washers as a kid. never used them since.
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:14 PM   #272
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

This thread is insane. I dont see how what El D said isnt 100% standard for everyone. Have you people never even tried this method?

Part of the lyrics in the song My vagina by NoFx for some sweet insight into women.

But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:17 PM   #273
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Something about standing there with my pants around my ankles while trying to maneuver my hand in and out of my clenched asscrack in hopes to achieve any significant level of fecal-removal seems very awkward and unappealing to me.
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:20 PM   #274
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Upon review it looks like my second "correct" guy misses upon first wipe.
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:22 PM   #275
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Re: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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All,

No surprise OOT is full of fatasses who can't ****ing wipe their ass like a normal person by leaning slightly forward and to the side while sitting and reaching around their body for a perfectly natural front to back wiping motion.

Standing up to wipe, WTF.

Reaching down between your legs to wipe, WTF.

Wiping back to front, WTF.

Not washing your hands after, WTF.

OK, now, on to the looking question. Those who say they can tell and don't need to look can definitely be telling the truth, though they also might be **** stained morons. Of course you can feel whether or not there is still **** getting onto the TP when you are wiping. Having said that, after the last wipe (which for me is generally a couple of extra just in case wipes after I am sure it's clean), I glance behind and take a look while dropping the last bunch of TP as I'm standing up, just in case. My instincts are always right and it's always clean. Also, people like LFS who use a multi-stage cleaning wiping process including wet and dry are much more likely to be correct without looking than people using dry only.
I was wondering where the **** you were in this thread. I see you're mega-catching up now.

Btw my toilet is loose, if I lean to the side we're all going over. Not that I would wipe that silly-ass way anyway. Real men stand so they can grab their butt cheek with the other hand for leverage.
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