No surprise OOT is full of fatasses who can't ****ing wipe their ass like a normal person by leaning slightly forward and to the side while sitting and reaching around their body for a perfectly natural front to back wiping motion.
Standing up to wipe, WTF.
Reaching down between your legs to wipe, WTF.
Wiping back to front, WTF.
Not washing your hands after, WTF.
OK, now, on to the looking question. Those who say they can tell and don't need to look can definitely be telling the truth, though they also might be **** stained morons. Of course you can feel whether or not there is still **** getting onto the TP when you are wiping. Having said that, after the last wipe (which for me is generally a couple of extra just in case wipes after I am sure it's clean), I glance behind and take a look while dropping the last bunch of TP as I'm standing up, just in case. My instincts are always right and it's always clean. Also, people like LFS who use a multi-stage cleaning wiping process including wet and dry are much more likely to be correct without looking than people using dry only.
WTF is wrong with you dude? As oddjob pointed out, "most of the time though i'll pee standing and then sit to take the dump." is ****ing ******ed. Who the **** does that? Maybe super fatasses like you have an entirely different way of dealing with going to the bathroom? Man, this is just mind-boggling!
Also, standing up involves clenching/stretching/moving your ass muscles to some degree, potentially moving **** around in that area. By sitting, you minimize ass movement and thus keep **** confined to a minimal area of the ass region.
OK, man, you really think reaching down between/through your legs past your dick is the most natural way for your hand to reach your ass?
from my experience with watching porn, i'd say it's 50/50 with girls who finger their bungs by reaching around and going between the legs, if this helps.
Worthless, you are, in fact, worthless. If you were sitting in a big comfy chair and your ass itched, YOU'D ****ING LEAN!
Now, I stand to wipe, but I have on occasion leaned to wipe whilst sitting. I can tell you right now that in all my days of ****ting, it never even crossed my mind that back to front was a way to wipe your ass. It's just ... insane to me that someone does back to front. See, the "front" has a lot more obstruction, and the ******* IS close to the sack. The "back" is open air. No obstacles, no hurdles, just wipe and drop. The "front" seems like it would leave some flat poo stain, much like when a snow plow goes through a bunch of snow. You have a small amount of packed snow left. That's how I envision the back to front, ****ing ******ed move.
This is shellshocking. I bet Did has a clump of old **** right by his taintasaurous.
If you were sitting in a big comfy chair and your ass itched, YOU'D ****ING LEAN!
That's because you are sitting on a solid object and not something with a hole where you can reach right through.
I've tried reaching around and it just feels awkward. I don't have the control of the TP that I have when going in directly from the front and it's at a weird angle instead of straight in and straight out.
daryn,
Also, standing up involves clenching/stretching/moving your ass muscles to some degree, potentially moving **** around in that area. By sitting, you minimize ass movement and thus keep **** confined to a minimal area of the ass region.
That's because you are sitting on a solid object and not something with a hole where you can reach right through.
I've tried reaching around and it just feels awkward. I don't have the control of the TP that I have when going in directly from the front and it's at a weird angle instead of straight in and straight out.
also if my bung was on the upper part of my buttcheeks, then i'd probably wipe with the reach around
That's because you are sitting on a solid object and not something with a hole where you can reach right through.
I've tried reaching around and it just feels awkward. I don't have the control of the TP that I have when going in directly from the front and it's at a weird angle instead of straight in and straight out.
I bet at least once in your life you got post-urine drip on your arm area.
Just dumped out. I wipe while sitting down, I just lean forward a ways, and always reach behind and wipe front to back. Generally 4-5 times, 3 sheets of TP folded over each time.
