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This is an honest question, does anyone have a blind friend or something with a good sense of humor that you could ask! This was asked during a drinking game where you have to keep asking questions without answering or laughing and this one killed me.

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01-24-2008 , 09:12 PM

KidLifeCrisis

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They have a sense of smell?

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01-24-2008 , 09:12 PM

LFS

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How does your sight help YOU to decide when to stop wiping? Are you using a mirror?

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01-24-2008 , 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Los Feliz Slim

How does your sight help YOU to decide when to stop wiping? Are you using a mirror?

LFS,

WAT

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01-24-2008 , 09:15 PM

Peter Harris

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i guess they wipe a set # of times to hedge their bets.

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01-24-2008 , 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Los Feliz Slim

How does your sight help YOU to decide when to stop wiping? Are you using a mirror?

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01-24-2008 , 09:16 PM

Daddy Warbucks

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Originally Posted by Los Feliz Slim

How does your sight help YOU to decide when to stop wiping? Are you using a mirror?

Thread suddenly has potential!

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01-24-2008 , 09:17 PM

LFS

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OK, are you people telling me there's some sort of visual inspection that's part of your wiping routine?

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01-24-2008 , 09:18 PM

palman

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Originally Posted by tabako

I would like an honest answer to this question.

ummmm, perhaps looking at the paper and noting any discolorations?

This thread has a lot of potential.

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01-24-2008 , 09:18 PM

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lollllllllll

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01-24-2008 , 09:19 PM

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Peter Harris

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uh....yeah, check for blood? check for immaculate evacuation? I always look at my wipe. Don't want cruddy undies.

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01-24-2008 , 09:19 PM

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*Awaiting El Diablo*

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01-24-2008 , 09:21 PM

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2/325Falcon

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The answer is helper monkeys imo.

Edit: Damn it, I should have said seeing eye dog stops licking.

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01-24-2008 , 09:21 PM

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Furthermore, has anyone looked into the differences between the presence of/lack of hair and the effect that has on the total number of wipes? I'm thinking I could probably save a lot of time on my routine.

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01-24-2008 , 09:21 PM

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"honey, could you proof read this for me."

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01-24-2008 , 09:21 PM

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LFS

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I don't need to look at the damn paper to know if my bung is clean, bitches.

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01-24-2008 , 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Los Feliz Slim

OK, are you people telling me there's some sort of visual inspection that's part of your wiping routine?

uhh look at the tp to ensure there are no poos left behind. doesn't everyone do this?

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01-24-2008 , 09:22 PM

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Taste.

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01-24-2008 , 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by palman

shaving the ass crack helps a lot in reducing wipes (yes i've done this)

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01-24-2008 , 09:23 PM

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hahahahahaa

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01-24-2008 , 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Los Feliz Slim

OK, are you people telling me there's some sort of visual inspection that's part of your wiping routine?

I gotta agree here.

Do some of your have a problem with your sense of touch in that region??

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01-24-2008 , 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Los Feliz Slim

I don't need to look at the damn paper to know if my bung is clean, bitches.

So you have a mirror handy?

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01-24-2008 , 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by esad

I gotta agree here.

Do some of your have a problem with your sense of touch in that region??

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

BWAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

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01-24-2008 , 09:26 PM

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hahahahahaha

forget about op, i wanna hear more from lfs

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01-24-2008 , 09:26 PM

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Also:

ftw

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