What?!?!?!

This only matters if you never plan on leaving the toilet.

woa woa woa, so sitters open their legs and wipe from the front?? That seems uhm.......really dumb. Is this how all sitters do it?

nah i think sitters go from crack to sack

yeah shocking isnt it? I remember some thread a long time back where I made fun of anyone who sits to pee and a ton of guys came in saying they often sit down to pee since its more relaxing or cuz it was at night and they were tired. Personally, I still think they are fruity weirdos, but hey, whatever I guess.

i used to be a stander. ~2 years ago i tried wiping while sitting. frankly, you just have more efficient wipes cause your ass is more "spread" (lol sexy). now i wipe sitting, look, then do a saftey wipe or 2 while standing.

whatever comes of this thread, i must stress the safety wipe. you ever have that miracle **** that requires no wipes?! well, im more afraid of those because there is a chance the poo particles are off target. when these happen i do like 9 safety wipes.

one thing i havent tried but hear lots about is baby wipes. seems logical, but i would feel like an old person or something.

whoa. wait. i just assumed that the sitters didn't look. are you saying you reach into the bowl, wipe, then pull the paper out again to look at it?

nevermind, i see you then stand up to look and wipe more if necessary. but you do any further wiping standing? i think you're basically a stander.

baby wipes are definitely good if available, but i don't think they're indispensable or anything.

OH NOEZ I LOOKED AT MY OWN POO!!!

i look in both stances. also i wipe from the front. the back is riskier and less effecient. basicly i lift my sack and go to town lol

edit: in a small or super deep water toilet i just stand. the last thing i want is to touch any part of the toilet but the seat w/ my ass.

Hi i'm a white american age 21 that wipes sitting down. I use the same reach around tactic that you do but instead of standing I lean putting most of my weight on my left ass cheek and wipe front to back.

how the eff do you reach your hand down through the front and not wipe crack to sack? Maybe youve got baby penis or something, but I just tried it and I've got an engineering flaw that would prevent any kind of efficiency at front to back

So either you are wiping your ass poorly at an akward angle, or you are wiping back to front, which hopefully I dont need to explain why thats stupid.

Im soooooo confused

WTF? For some reason I find that fruitier and weirder than the non-lookers.

yes

i would like to add that 'non-lookers' are likely just hudge liars

I know a girl who asked me if I would ever do #2 in a public-restroom.
WTF? Yeah sure, all the time really especially since I was travelling and on the road quite a bit at that time.

She said she would never do that. And since they have to sit for both #1 and #2 I didn't think it would be that big a difference but for her it evidently was. I might have asked a Q or two about why she considered it a big deal in a public restroom and she might have siad something about more easily being able to hover for a #1 and not having to make contact with the seat or whatever. I didn't press the issue though and it was a long time ago.

you don't count.. since you're basically doing a lazy man's stand by leaning forward. the people that reach in from the front are the real weirdos.. unless i've totally misunderstood what people are saying?

In other #2 news:

- Don't some of the public toilets it Europe or elsewhere just have a hole in the floor? Not sure how great I would be at this in full squat mode or whatever.

- I'm not exactly in love with sitting on the germy seat in a public restroom but I prefer it to the alternative of trying to hover. The hovering thing whole trying to go seems more trouble than it's worth to me.

I'm assuming I'm in the majority on both of these issues but the way things have gone in this thread I guess I'm learning that not everyone who does things in a crazy-different way has any awareness that they are crazy-different.

tedfurlong - I'm not sure how standing can be 'pretty weird' if a majority of people do it that way which I think is the case trying to judge by this thread.

I wasn't even aware that people sat in a regular pooping position and wiped until I read this thread. I agree that they are freaks and if anyone out there actually wipes back to front they shouldn't be allowed to reproduce for fear that they may teach their child the same thing and ruin his life.

daryn,

at first this concept seemed bizarre to me too. then i tried it, and frankly the % of swamp ass i get now is negligible.

imo hovering over a public toilet seat is ******ed, except for extreme cases where say there's only one toilet, you MUST use it, and it's covered in **** and piss.

i think they are called 'turkish toilets'. i have never **** in one. according to my friend, the squat position makes ****ting super easy...

seats are not as germy as one would think in public restrooms. also you are touching only your ass cheeks, and i hope you wiped it down first/use the seat cover if available.

just lay down some tp on the lid and you should be good to go

simply put i just see no negatives at all to standing and looking at the paper until it's clean. it actually seems like the least ******ed of all ways to do it, and i am not just saying that because i do it that way, but look at it objectively. i'm sure i do a lot of other things the ****** way, but just do them out of habit.

for instance when i was in elementary school and was writing with a pencil and needed to erase something, i'd completely drop the pencil onto the table, then pick it up with the eraser down so i could erase. then i'd drop it again, and pick it up again with the pencil part down. eventually somehow i figured out that was ******ed and stopped doing it.

I hate even pissing in the ****ter stall in a public restroom, cuz usually its pre filled with turd and there is piss all over the place. Im pretty sure most are as germy as I think